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« on: May 16, 2005, 10:30:18 PM »
Below are two of the newly released consoles. The PS3 is to the left, and the XBOX 360 is to the right. Or, as I like to call it, the iBox, because it looks like Bill Gates and Steve Job's bastard love child.

I think I have a pic of the Revolution but it hasn't been confirmed so I'm not posting it yet. I've also heard rumors the PS3 is twice as powerful as the iBox.

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Oh, I forgot to mention, the PS3 will come in three colors. Silver, black, and white. iBox will only be in Apple White, but additional skins will be available.
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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2005, 10:57:11 PM »
I don't like the PS3's control.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2005, 12:06:41 AM »
Are they just trying to make the gayest controller ever? Just post the pics of the Revolution.
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« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2005, 01:10:14 AM »
Okay but it's not a very good one.

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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2005, 01:33:30 AM »
Ugh! What is Nintendo thinking?

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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2005, 06:01:55 AM »
It'll kick your ass.
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« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2005, 01:34:29 PM »
Stupid Nintendo. THere press conference was lame!! Fuck them all to hell!!

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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2005, 02:01:00 PM »
hahahah loserssssss

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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2005, 04:14:27 PM »
Wow. See the new Game Boy?

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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2005, 05:14:51 PM »
yeah it's tiny


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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2005, 07:52:05 PM »
WHAT In GODS NAME is THAT? THAT is not a GAMEBOY. That's a match box with a Directional pad and two buttons.  

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« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2005, 09:09:57 PM »
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WHAT In GODS NAME is THAT? THAT is not a GAMEBOY. That's a match box with a Directional pad and two buttons.
I think it looks neat.
Get a little closer let it fold
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« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2005, 10:20:09 PM »
Check this out!!

NEW SUPER MARIO BROTHERS!!!!!
http://media.ds.ign.com/media/682/682879/v....html?fromint=1



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« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2005, 11:08:52 PM »
That looks pretty neat!
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« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2005, 11:33:10 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2005, 04:15:09 AM »
I really hope that that is not the final design for the PS3.

1) That's the Spider-Man movie font
2) That controller looks like a retarded and highly uncomfortable 3rd party controller

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« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2005, 09:18:34 AM »
These consoles are coming too fucking soon.  I'm probably the biggest Xbox fanboy around, but looking at DOA4 and the other games, they don't look all too different from current Xbox games...  The PS3 has me a bit more interested, the new shooter from Insomniac looks fucking goregous, and if that Killzone demo is REAL I'm fucking impressed.  I'm also excited about the Revolution.  The promise of online Smash Bros and twenty years of backwards compatibility (even if through downloads) has me really excited.
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« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2005, 09:58:32 AM »
The controller kind of looks like a slim version of this.
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« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2005, 03:16:51 PM »
At 4"x2" the Game Boy Micro is less than half the size of my penis. ROFLMMFAO :lol:

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« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2005, 03:40:07 PM »
About a 5th the size of mine roflrofl
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« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2005, 04:39:10 PM »
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About a 5th the size of mine roflrofl
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« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2005, 04:44:00 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2005, 07:45:41 PM »
More DS games dammit.

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« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2005, 10:40:04 PM »
WE got New Super Mario Brothers and Mario Kart Online, what else do you need?
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« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2005, 10:44:27 PM »
I'm with Zero on the 360. From what we've seen so far, seems more like an Xbox 1.5 than anything. Gears of War looks like a bit of a step up from the current generation, but nothing too radical.

And like you said, man, this is all happening way too soon.

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« Reply #26 on: May 19, 2005, 02:23:29 AM »
Well, Metal Gear Solid 4 is coming out on PS3, so I think it's guaranteed that I will get a PS3.

Did you guys see the trailer for Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence? That and the MGS4 teaser are both very cool...
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« Reply #27 on: May 19, 2005, 02:59:35 AM »
Shit, I didn't even know there was a Subsistence trailer.

Anyway, just watched it. Very nice.

Did anyone happen to hear the projected price of the PS3? Cheesus Crust.

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« Reply #28 on: May 19, 2005, 11:48:53 AM »
Any news on exactly how powerful the 3 DVD wide Revolution is projected to be? Nintendo should make it more powerful than the pitiful 360 (Gates fucked that one up) but try not to beat Sony with it.

I would love to see Nintendo intigrate online vs. play on the classic downloadable games. I.E. get a competition mode like they had in that movie 'The Wizard' with Fred Savage.
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« Reply #29 on: May 19, 2005, 06:59:16 PM »
The Revolution's probably going to be the least powerful of the new systems. Nintendo's said something like "It's not about turbo powet, it's about what you do with it" which is just a BS excuse for making a console that's a generation behind the pack.