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My mother brought home baby turtles
« on: May 11, 2005, 12:45:14 AM »
Now I'm twice as cool as Shellspark.


I think I'll call them Raoh and Squishy.


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« Last Edit: May 11, 2005, 11:13:10 AM by Max Con »
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2005, 01:27:28 AM »
HELLO


HELLO


BROKEN IMAGE


NO WORKY


ANYWAY YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL NOT TO DROP THEM DOWN A STORM DRAIN AND HAVE THEM CRAWL INTO MUTAGENIC OOZE

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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2005, 07:25:39 AM »
Or craft them into a nice soup.

Actually I love Turtles, and the suit prevents me from eating most things...
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2005, 08:38:09 AM »
Dude I wanna see the turtles!!!  Fix it! fix it! **cries**  :(  

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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2005, 11:12:57 AM »
You know, I remember posting this topic last night, but the board gave me crap and just saying to hell with it.


Anyway, fixed.
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2005, 11:28:00 AM »
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2005, 05:47:35 PM »
Awwwww!

IT'S THE ONES THEY SELL AT THE MALL!

Too bad the US Government classifies them as borderline pests... ^^; They (Mudsliders) are dangerous for alot of ecosystems. THANKS NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC... aka THE DARK SIDE! BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*breathes heavily and huggles the turtles*

How cute... *kills a Jedi*
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We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2005, 12:43:34 PM »
AWWW!  C-YUUUUUUUTE!

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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2005, 04:41:18 AM »
Just remember: re-eared sliders grow up to be pretty big and they have voracious appetites.  And, like Tom said, better be prepared to take care of them their whole lives, because releasing them in the wild is bad, yo

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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2005, 10:35:32 AM »
my mother released them on the lake

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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2005, 09:53:44 PM »
No wonder all the fishermen moved away.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2005, 10:40:13 PM »
???????

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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2005, 05:07:12 PM »
Because those turtles were slammin' them down and raisin' the roof!  Awwww yeah!

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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2005, 08:24:44 PM »
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Just remember: re-eared sliders grow up to be pretty big and they have voracious appetites.  And, like Tom said, better be prepared to take care of them their whole lives, because releasing them in the wild is bad, yo
see, I know stuff.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.