Author Topic: So I'm applying for a job... (Read 32901 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #120 on:** Jun 05, 2005, 09:24:48 PM »

Score! Discount!

Derrick · « **Reply #121 on:** Jun 05, 2005, 11:22:38 PM »

And Brainwashing. Welcome to the... 'team'.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #122 on:** Jun 06, 2005, 08:42:15 PM »

Yeah, Tom? Not much choice. I'd take work as the toilet cleaner at a football stadium at this point

Fiero · « **Reply #123 on:** Jun 06, 2005, 09:10:54 PM »

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Yeah, Tom? Not much choice. I'd take work as the toilet cleaner at a football stadium at this point

I believe they only give that job to people with leprosy.

Max Con · « **Reply #124 on:** Jun 06, 2005, 09:56:47 PM »

No, football stadium bathrooms are for those who WANT leprosy.

They give those who already have it the job of cleaning gas station bathrooms.

Derrick · « **Reply #125 on:** Jun 06, 2005, 09:58:09 PM »

Work at a drugstore as a cashier.

Fiero · « **Reply #126 on:** Jun 07, 2005, 08:07:01 AM »

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Work at a drugstore as a cashier.

I'm not sure if this would be better or worse than wal-mart. You'd have a much smaller area to hide from the hickss and lard-os.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #127 on:** Jun 07, 2005, 09:29:14 AM »

psht you all people don't know how to do it right.
just put that you work in ireland, england or somewhere in europe as a reference and thats it! they won't chell it and they'd obviously prefer you

MegatronYES · « **Reply #128 on:** Jun 07, 2005, 11:35:47 AM »

:: bites own thumb ::

B E C K · « **Reply #129 on:** Jun 07, 2005, 04:51:40 PM »

"Yes, and I've spent four years as a nuclear physicist in Luxembourg."
"Okay, I see. And after that... you worked... at... Long John Silver's?"
"Yeah, well, after one my more dangerous targets eluded me as a professional pygmy hunter in Romania, I had to lay low."

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #130 on:** Jun 07, 2005, 07:03:21 PM »

O_o I like the honest approach...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #131 on:** Jun 08, 2005, 01:47:53 PM »

sometimes honesty dont get you anywhere. the most powerful people in the world are dishonest. you are just gonna get stomped over

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #132 on:** Jun 08, 2005, 03:09:41 PM »

Yeah but even if I was dishonest, I still wouldn't have a job right now.

Fiero · « **Reply #133 on:** Jun 08, 2005, 05:10:42 PM »

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sometimes honesty dont get you anywhere. the most powerful people in the world are dishonest. you are just gonna get stomped over

I never said I wanted to be one of those fuckers.

B E C K · « **Reply #134 on:** Jun 08, 2005, 09:17:40 PM »

Same here.

Derrick · « **Reply #135 on:** Jun 08, 2005, 11:17:12 PM »

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sometimes honesty dont get you anywhere. the most powerful people in the world are dishonest. you are just gonna get stomped over
I never said I wanted to be one of those fuckers.

Those people can't get off without fucking 12 year old Thai Boys. Or cutting their bodies up until they look like skelator or a cathcers mitt. Who wants to be like that?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #136 on:** Jun 09, 2005, 11:32:30 AM »

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sometimes honesty dont get you anywhere. the most powerful people in the world are dishonest. you are just gonna get stomped over
I never said I wanted to be one of those fuckers.

i wasn't talking to you, i was talking to E

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #137 on:** Jun 09, 2005, 08:45:57 PM »

o_o I might get some work at a raceway event. Again.

blanktoe · « **Reply #138 on:** Jun 22, 2005, 09:27:48 AM »

WOOHOO!! I JUST GOT HIRED BY FEDEX!!! I take the picture for my I.D. badge tomorrow and start training next Wednesday!!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #139 on:** Jun 22, 2005, 10:06:52 AM »

u mean you got Hired?

Fiero · « **Reply #140 on:** Jun 22, 2005, 11:11:37 AM »

Yeah, WTF duder?

blanktoe · « **Reply #141 on:** Jun 22, 2005, 12:47:02 PM »

you see I am half retarded and when you're half retarded you do things like that.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #142 on:** Jun 22, 2005, 01:50:09 PM »

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WOOHOO!! I JUST GOT HIRED BY FEDEX!!! I take the picture for my I.D. badge tomorrow and start training next Wednesday!!

Are you going to wear brown hot pants and deliver to lonely housewives?

blanktoe · « **Reply #143 on:** Jun 22, 2005, 02:00:46 PM »

No, that's UPS. We wear blue hot pants at Fedex.

Fiero · « **Reply #144 on:** Jun 22, 2005, 02:35:05 PM »

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No, that's UPS. We wear blue hot pants at Fedex.

It's almost more stylish.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #145 on:** Jun 22, 2005, 03:37:17 PM »

hellz yeah, brown's out

Fiero · « **Reply #146 on:** Jun 22, 2005, 11:20:37 PM »

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hellz yeah, brown's out

I hear moderate dress is coming back to, I hardly see girls wearing little skirts anymore, it's all jeans and t-shirts.

blanktoe · « **Reply #147 on:** Jun 22, 2005, 11:36:58 PM »

I think they finally figured out that dudes take pictures of them and put them on the internet.

Fiero · « **Reply #148 on:** Jun 23, 2005, 07:31:13 AM »

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I think they finally figured out that dudes take pictures of them and put them on the internet.

I think it's more like, "Yeah, I don't wanna be called a skank like my older sister and all her friends, cuz that's just dumb. Like, really."

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #149 on:** Jun 23, 2005, 09:33:57 AM »

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hellz yeah, brown's out
I hear moderate dress is coming back to, I hardly see girls wearing little skirts anymore, it's all jeans and t-shirts.

where do YOU live?? this place is all about mini skirts.