Author Topic: So I'm applying for a job... (Read 32898 times)

Derrick · « **Reply #90 on:** May 28, 2005, 08:33:31 PM »

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hmmmm Starbucks is soooo goooood

Ick, it's overpriced and it's got a funky aftertaste. @.x

Gimme Seven-11 Coffee. Oh Thank Heaven!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #91 on:** May 29, 2005, 10:22:10 AM »

I don't like coffee.

Derrick · « **Reply #92 on:** May 29, 2005, 11:38:32 AM »

o.o;

Are you mad?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #93 on:** May 29, 2005, 06:06:17 PM »

Possibly. Safeway's has an opening in it's bakery department.

Nuriko · « **Reply #94 on:** May 30, 2005, 08:05:05 PM »

I don't like coffee either, but the only reason I don't try it is because I drink enough tea and I don't need anything else stainin' me teeth.

Derrick · « **Reply #95 on:** May 30, 2005, 09:21:48 PM »

Yeah, I had teeth whitening done after I graduated from highschool. Now they are the lovely yellow color.

In Heian Japan, black teeth were seen as sexy. White Teeth were seen as disgusting.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #96 on:** May 31, 2005, 08:58:57 AM »

...Coffee is still nasty.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #97 on:** May 31, 2005, 05:45:54 PM »

i was dating this guy, hes such a metro! he whitens his teeth like every week, his teeth are whiter than ANYONEEE

Derrick · « **Reply #98 on:** May 31, 2005, 07:42:39 PM »

o.o

That is dangerous, he won't have any enamel.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #99 on:** May 31, 2005, 10:09:44 PM »

Ahhh let the Bastard's teeth end up as brittle as ..something really brittle.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #100 on:** May 31, 2005, 10:32:18 PM »

Peanut Brittle?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #101 on:** May 31, 2005, 10:48:29 PM »

Sure that.

Derrick · « **Reply #102 on:** May 31, 2005, 10:56:19 PM »

It'll be funny, as he screams when he smiles, cuz the air will his nerves on fire, and yet the screaming will encourage more screaming, then boom, one less metro.

B E C K · « **Reply #103 on:** Jun 01, 2005, 11:05:24 PM »

If he's that obsessive, he'll probably be one of those people that ends up putting a second mortgage on his house (or selling himself for teh sex, whatever) in order to finance porcelin veneers once he's left with little more than Lee Press On Nails covering danglin' nerves.

Derrick · « **Reply #104 on:** Jun 02, 2005, 11:23:22 AM »

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #105 on:** Jun 02, 2005, 12:36:26 PM »

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o.o

That is dangerous, he won't have any enamel.

he goes to the tanning salon once a week, and put highlights on his hair too

Derrick · « **Reply #106 on:** Jun 02, 2005, 01:28:01 PM »

Cancer! Overcompensation!

B E C K · « **Reply #107 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 11:27:43 PM »

Smells like chicken.

Derrick · « **Reply #108 on:** Jun 04, 2005, 06:26:39 PM »

Well it's supposed to be pigs. But Metro Sexuals probably do smell like chicken.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #109 on:** Jun 04, 2005, 11:24:11 PM »

I knew Tom had a method for separating them from gays.

B E C K · « **Reply #110 on:** Jun 05, 2005, 02:00:14 AM »

Like pigs? Really? Groovy. Get me some breading and a beaten egg and I'm totally there.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #111 on:** Jun 05, 2005, 02:09:47 AM »

Wh-what?

B E C K · « **Reply #112 on:** Jun 05, 2005, 02:14:01 AM »

I don't know if I should go with potatoes or rice as the side dish though.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #113 on:** Jun 05, 2005, 02:14:48 AM »

Lo-mein.

B E C K · « **Reply #114 on:** Jun 05, 2005, 02:21:28 AM »

Nice! Good idea.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #115 on:** Jun 05, 2005, 03:51:07 AM »

I'm quite "metro" you might say. Axe Body Spray.

B E C K · « **Reply #116 on:** Jun 05, 2005, 04:22:58 AM »

That's not metro, you damn poser.

Derrick · « **Reply #117 on:** Jun 05, 2005, 07:46:25 AM »

Yeah, spraying Axe on your hairy ass and gut is the opposite of Metro. Carson just fainted. NOW HE IS ON THE FLOOR IN A HUGO BOSS SUIT! SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #118 on:** Jun 05, 2005, 08:41:21 AM »

o_O To get this de-railed thread back to at least limping on track....

No word from Digger's Deli, Applied at Target and Brenden Theater's. Target's supposed to set up an interview next week sometime.

Derrick · « **Reply #119 on:** Jun 05, 2005, 07:35:25 PM »

Don't work at Target.

Author Topic: So I'm applying for a job... (Read 32898 times)

Nuriko