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« Reply #30 on: May 15, 2005, 09:22:41 PM »
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You'll care when they're paying you in nuggets and cr0n.
You just reminded me that E lives kind of out in the country, right?
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« Reply #31 on: May 15, 2005, 10:05:00 PM »
I think so.  There COULD be urban emus, I suppose.

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« Reply #32 on: May 15, 2005, 10:09:37 PM »
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I think so.  There COULD be urban emus, I suppose.
I don't know why, but the thought of an emu farm in the middle of a busy city is cracking me the hell up.
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« Reply #33 on: May 15, 2005, 10:41:10 PM »
coould be cause of...marihuana??

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« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2005, 08:26:05 AM »
....Yeah I live out in the boonies....

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2005, 05:10:34 PM »
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I think so.  There COULD be urban emus, I suppose.
I don't know why, but the thought of an emu farm in the middle of a busy city is cracking me the hell up.
It could happen.  I'm sure you've seen "Pretty Woman"....
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« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2005, 06:34:06 PM »
I do not remember that part at all.
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« Reply #37 on: May 16, 2005, 07:37:26 PM »
Yeah, most people don't.

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« Reply #38 on: May 16, 2005, 09:32:58 PM »
I saw a paid internship for a webdesigner at some company. Most of the skills they expect, knowing HTML, Dreamweaver, Photoshop, Visio, Excel, Word are things I know, but they also perfer you to know XML, and I've never touched that.

I think I'll throw in a resume anway. It's $12-15 an hour if I get it, part time.
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« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2005, 02:54:34 AM »
*impressed whistle*
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« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2005, 10:27:21 AM »
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I saw a paid internship for a webdesigner at some company. Most of the skills they expect, knowing HTML, Dreamweaver, Photoshop, Visio, Excel, Word are things I know, but they also perfer you to know XML, and I've never touched that.

I think I'll throw in a resume anway. It's $12-15 an hour if I get it, part time.
i did some promo for jose cuervo and they paid me 40 bucks an hour.
 

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« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2005, 01:31:30 PM »
Winco Called me today, Want an interview for a graveyard shift position.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2005, 04:37:18 PM »
Don't do it.  You'll just get eaten by rats.

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« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2005, 07:54:07 PM »
10pm to 8am, $9.20 an hour, 20-40 work hours a week. Unloading Freight basically.
If nothing better comes up...

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« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2005, 09:10:52 PM »
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10pm to 8am, $9.20 an hour, 20-40 work hours a week. Unloading Freight basically.
If nothing better comes up...
haha, dock boy!
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« Reply #45 on: May 17, 2005, 09:13:39 PM »
It's at Winco. There's no DOCK FOR A HUNDRED MILES!!

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« Reply #46 on: May 17, 2005, 09:23:40 PM »
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It's at Winco. There's no DOCK FOR A HUNDRED MILES!!
The dock where the trucks dock.
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« Reply #47 on: May 17, 2005, 11:35:38 PM »
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10pm to 8am, $9.20 an hour, 20-40 work hours a week. Unloading Freight basically.
If nothing better comes up...
No you can't!




You'll be making more than me.  =(

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« Reply #48 on: May 18, 2005, 09:50:55 AM »
And me, shit!
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« Reply #49 on: May 18, 2005, 11:15:20 AM »
But that is hard labor, and all at night.

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« Reply #50 on: May 18, 2005, 07:43:46 PM »
Yep. Is it strange that I'm so positive about it?

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #51 on: May 19, 2005, 12:35:41 AM »
No, because it's hard labor and all at night.  Can you do hard all night?  CAN YOU?








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« Reply #52 on: May 19, 2005, 01:47:04 AM »
*sgiggle*
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« Reply #53 on: May 19, 2005, 08:53:23 AM »
Ohhh Yeah.  

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« Reply #54 on: May 19, 2005, 01:53:03 PM »
XML doesn't seem hard. It's like HTML but you make your own tags and define them in a header file.

Other jobs that look promising are a job as a porter at a cab company. Sure it pays $10, you park cars, do minor maintence on them, but you have to clean them too and I hope I don't have to clean puke out of them or something.

There's also jobs available at the local library for $8-$15, but some of their jobs require.. get this.. a "masters degree".
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« Reply #55 on: May 19, 2005, 02:27:51 PM »
I noticed that too since I go peek over at the city job listings just to see if there's anything I'd like to apply for.  "Master's Degree from an American Library Association accredited college or university with major coursework in Library Science".  FTW.  Maybe for the head librarian or whatever but this is for a lower position, like two tiers from being a leading librarian and the position right above the clerical staff.

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Essential Job Functions
# Assists the general public with information regarding library materials and equipment;
# Participates in library committee work;
# Reviews assigned media for books and library materials and selects materials on the basis of established criteria and the needs of the users;
# Promotes use of the library by the community;
# Answers reference questions and performs readers' advisory services;
# Prepares and presents programs regarding library services and materials to various age groups;
# Maintains work records and prepares reports;
# Analyzes, evaluates, and selects materials;
# Prepares original cataloging copy for non-specialized materials;
# Solves routine classification and cataloging problems;
# Reconciles differences in bibliographic records;
# Trains clerical staff in acquisition policies, procedures, and operation of various automated systems;
# Performs related duties and fulfills responsibilities as required.
Somebody needs to a master's to do this shit?  It just sounds excessive to me.

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« Reply #56 on: May 19, 2005, 05:29:56 PM »
I dunno, Analyzing things would be hard for most people. Cause the majority of the planet is t3h stupid.

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« Reply #57 on: May 20, 2005, 09:39:15 PM »
$9.20 isnt enough for those hours i think, do they pay a shift differential?

I work from 4am to whenever at target and I get an extra 1.50 for working so early.
Which actually isnt that much more than you, as Im making about $9.35 total, but I dont do any heavy lifting, just really putting up dvds and such.

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« Reply #58 on: May 21, 2005, 08:55:57 AM »
IT starts at I think 8.75 with a 50 cent differential...

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« Reply #59 on: May 23, 2005, 08:28:10 AM »
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