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« on: Apr 27, 2005, 12:37:32 AM »
17?  Really?

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« Reply #1 on: Apr 27, 2005, 12:40:05 AM »
:happybirthday:
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« Reply #2 on: Apr 27, 2005, 01:33:02 AM »
Happy birthday lady!

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« Reply #3 on: Apr 27, 2005, 08:25:28 AM »
For some reason I thought this was a page in another thread.

Happy birthday, you're one of my favorite people on sphere.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #4 on: Apr 27, 2005, 11:05:48 AM »
I don't know any Taurus(es?) very well.
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

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« Reply #5 on: Apr 27, 2005, 01:23:36 PM »
Bah, that's to young for me. I like my women older, or my daughter. Dude, I'm so evil.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #6 on: Apr 27, 2005, 05:14:25 PM »
Next year you will reach your pinnacle of freshness.

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« Reply #7 on: Apr 27, 2005, 05:35:03 PM »
Mentos freshness?

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #8 on: Apr 27, 2005, 05:52:31 PM »
Fresh and full of legallity. Doug better hurry.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #9 on: Apr 27, 2005, 10:11:10 PM »
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Mentos freshness?
No, she'll be aged perfectly.

"I like my Brandy like I like my men, aged eighteen years."
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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« Reply #10 on: Apr 27, 2005, 11:48:12 PM »
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Bah, that's to young for me. I like my women older, or my daughter. Dude, I'm so evil.
Why are so many people opposed to adoption?  Why?

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« Reply #11 on: Apr 28, 2005, 07:29:16 AM »
Because those kids can be crazy. There are many documented cases where foster kids turn around and threaten to kill the family due to sexual abuse of violence seen in their early years...
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #12 on: Apr 28, 2005, 07:41:43 AM »
Happy birthday, Bitch!
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« Reply #13 on: Apr 28, 2005, 08:17:54 AM »
That was akward.
Get a little closer let it fold
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« Reply #14 on: Apr 28, 2005, 08:51:28 AM »
Happy day of Birth, Bitch!  :)  

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« Reply #15 on: Apr 28, 2005, 05:39:08 PM »
yay toast!

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« Reply #16 on: Apr 28, 2005, 11:30:33 PM »
That... is the cutest... toast... EVA!

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« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2005, 04:27:33 PM »
I miss Rumble...
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2005, 12:08:30 PM »
Yay, birthday thread! Thank you!

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« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2005, 01:30:51 PM »
A week later she finally thanks us!  :lol:  
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« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2005, 04:35:47 PM »
Happy birthday to this birthday thread!  One week old, W00T!

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« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2005, 08:57:30 PM »
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I miss Rumble...
: slaps tom:

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« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2005, 09:49:41 AM »
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I miss Rumble...
: slaps tom:
*hemlet blocks her attack*

I'm serious. Before that stick went up his ass, we were good friends, especially when toast were involved...

Bah.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2005, 10:23:42 AM »
are you gonna start jacking off now?

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« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2005, 01:43:26 PM »
Why, what have you heard? *breathes heavily*

THIS IS A RESPIRATOR! God, just because I'm all in black doesn't mean I'm some freaky fetish puppy who jacks off around you. That is E.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2005, 10:32:44 PM »
I think it does mean that.
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« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2005, 12:07:00 AM »
Especially when you wear nipple spikes with it.

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« Reply #27 on: May 06, 2005, 03:50:43 PM »
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Especially when you wear nipple spikes with it.
Those were for the respirator. God, remind me never to go to THAT area of Couruscant, again. Everyone looked like Zero.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.