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I don't just mean "using the phone" but a whole damn conversation while others are trying to poop. Nobody cares about stuff with no sound but mama can't drop her loaf to some idiot chattering away.  >:(

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No. The world is our phone booth. And bathroom.
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So guys aren't all talking on their phones strutting down the hall and then just dive into the bathroom not to actually use it to expel waste but just to talk?

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I don't...if it's something I can't talk about around others I either resort to text or call back when I can talk rather than pull a Clark Kent and get sneaky.

But I'm probably a bad example, as I hate talking on a phone at the best of times. So unless it's really urgent I try not to do it at all and when I do I keep it short and sweet...which probably has to do with my difficulty in parsing speech given my suspect ability to pay proper attention.
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So guys aren't all talking on their phones strutting down the hall and then just dive into the bathroom not to actually use it to expel waste but just to talk?
At least they use the bathroom. People here would drop a deuce anywhere, no shits given (literally).

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Fair enough. #firstworldproblems, I guess. :P

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In most cases no. There are definitely some guys like that but most I've been around want to get in and out of there as quickly as possible, without a word said, and without looking at another man in the eye.
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Guys are more likely to treat phone booths like bathrooms.

But in all seriousness, I can't remember the last time I saw a phone booth.

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Fair enough. #firstworldproblems, I guess. :P
What is funny is that they pee anywhere but some of them complain if your dog pees on the street.

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I've never heard anyone talking on their phone while in the bathroom. Playing games on their phone...yes. Talking...no.

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I encounter it all the time.  Especially at work.  It's a huge peeve of mine.  Some women will even walk in the bathroom just to talk without even doing any business.  And we have freakin' phone rooms at work.  Go in one of those and let me push my loaf in peace, dammit.

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Just rip the loudest one you can and hope the phone picks it up?

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No! My farts are my property. I'll lose my trademark if I just share them for free with any loser on the other end of the phone.

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Actually I'm pretty sure that counts as broadcasting and thus you have proof of first use in all other intellectual property cases going forward.

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I look at talking on the phone in the bathroom the same way as taking selfies in the bathroom...some things you don't do just because it's crass. If I'm desperate enough that I have to use a public john, I don't want to listen to some jackwagon chatting away while dropping a bomb next door.  If I could fart on command, on a scale of fizz to tearass I'd not stop at anything short of a ripgut.
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