Author Topic: Happy Birthday Gwynn (Read 11601 times)

Fiero · « **on:** Apr 18, 2005, 04:29:46 AM »

Yes. Happy Birthday.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 18, 2005, 07:15:07 AM »

word!happy b day

Retarded_gwynn · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 18, 2005, 12:14:27 PM »

danke

Ive made out in presents this year, nothing big but they mean alot to me.
3 cards: 2 paper ones and one online Tori Amosagram
3 Cakes: 2 from my friend Elizabeth's mom and 1 from Target today
a little pink oriental change purse
apples and cinnamon potpourri

ill keep you updated as the day progresses

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 18, 2005, 01:56:19 PM »

Happy birthday!

Merla · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 18, 2005, 02:07:35 PM »

HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH, GWYNN![/font]

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 18, 2005, 02:31:22 PM »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! BRING US SOME CAKE!

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 18, 2005, 08:44:45 PM »

Happy Birthday!

Fiero · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 18, 2005, 10:17:27 PM »

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Ive made out in presents this year, nothing big but they mean alot to me.

Reading this post a second time made me imagine you in a box tied with ribbon making out all hardcore with some random broad, and eventually unwrapping yourself from the box for non-sexual sustenance.

The D · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 18, 2005, 10:29:05 PM »

Yea, is that all you got, some cards, cake and some trinkets? You should have demanded a hot lesbian in a bow!

Fiero · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 18, 2005, 10:31:31 PM »

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Yea, is that all you got, some cards, cake and some trinkets? You should have demanded a hot lesbian in a bow!

I'm hoping that's what I get for my birthday, but one who's open to a little penis as well.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 12:31:27 AM »

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I'm hoping that's what I get for my birthday, but one who's open to a little penis as well.

Finally, a guy on the internet who admits it.

Fiero · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 12:45:11 AM »

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I'm hoping that's what I get for my birthday, but one who's open to a little penis as well.
Finally, a guy on the internet who admits it.

Huh?

Merla · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 08:13:37 AM »

That he's into that. Lots of dudes don't wanna admit it.

Merla · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 08:21:40 AM »

Actually I perfer that they don't admit it. Some dude once told me that's what turns him on and I just couldn't get over it.

gwynn · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 04:17:45 PM »

I dont have an aversion to penis, I have an aversion to men.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 04:35:09 PM »

Happy birthday.

Was too lazy to post yesterday.

Fiero · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 07:14:35 PM »

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I dont have an aversion to penis, I have an aversion to men.

So if a man has boobs and wears a bag or woman mask over his head, would you be okay with it?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 07:33:06 PM »

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I dont have an aversion to penis, I have an aversion to men.

There are feminized men. Find a nice whipped Momma's boy that you can boss around and chain up. Then bring a girl in and make him beg for it.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 08:26:30 PM »

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I dont have an aversion to penis, I have an aversion to men.
There are feminized men.

Those are called metrosexuals.

gwynn · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 09:18:10 PM »

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I dont have an aversion to penis, I have an aversion to men.
So if a man has boobs and wears a bag or woman mask over his head, would you be okay with it?

I see nothing wrong with men's bodies...though i dont like body hair...and the smell.
Its that theyre men.

A dick doesnt make you a man, just so you know.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 09:40:25 PM »

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I dont have an aversion to penis, I have an aversion to men.
There are feminized men.
Those are called metrosexuals.

Yeah, Metrosexuals pluck and shave, and use designer perfumes!

Jai +Gwynn 4eva!

Fiero · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 20, 2005, 12:12:30 AM »

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I dont have an aversion to penis, I have an aversion to men.
So if a man has boobs and wears a bag or woman mask over his head, would you be okay with it?
I see nothing wrong with men's bodies...though i dont like body hair...and the smell.
Its that theyre men.

A dick doesnt make you a man, just so you know.

So if a woman had a penis, then you'd be okay with it?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 20, 2005, 12:49:23 AM »

Gwynn has a penis. You do know that right? He used to be Zombie Rampage, then Poptop, then Poppy G. He's no lesbian, just a fucking loonatic.

Sam · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 20, 2005, 12:57:59 AM »

Happy belated birthday

And Zero is quite the insensitive fuck

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 20, 2005, 01:09:06 AM »

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Gwynn has a penis. You do know that right? He used to be Zombie Rampage, then Poptop, then Poppy G. He's no lesbian, just a fucking loonatic.

Wow.

Heh, you spelled it "loonatic," like that upcoming cartoon inspired by the Looney Tunes.

Fiero · « **Reply #25 on:** Apr 20, 2005, 02:39:37 AM »

I thought all of those people were girls.

Max Con · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 20, 2005, 03:44:26 AM »

Oh snap!

gwynn · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 20, 2005, 05:57:01 AM »

Jason, I dont know what you have against me but you really need to grow up a little.
I always thought I was pretty open about who i am, but you know it really shows who you are when you come in here on my birthday thread and act like an ass.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 20, 2005, 09:14:48 AM »

"Jason"? What the fuck?

Anyway, you're the one who needs to grow up. You can't go around playing with people's sexuality. You are a fucking horrible person and I feel REALLY sorry for the girls you go out with (who are actually gay) who find out that you duped them. So just shut the fuck up you fucking freak.

gwynn · « **Reply #29 on:** Apr 20, 2005, 09:57:47 AM »

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"Jason"? What the fuck?

Anyway, you're the one who needs to grow up. You can't go around playing with people's sexuality. You are a fucking horrible person and I feel REALLY sorry for the girls you go out with (who are actually gay) who find out that you duped them. So just shut the fuck up you fucking freak.

I dont play with anyones sexuality, I dont go out with anyone unless they know about me.
I wouldnt put myself in that kind of situation where I felt like I was decieving anyone, besides thats fucking dangerous.
The people I date happen to be able to look past a certain body part to see im actually a cool person.
Like my last girlfriend, she broke up with me cause it was long distance and she couldnt make it work, not because I "duped her" or anything like that.

Author Topic: Happy Birthday Gwynn (Read 11601 times)

Retarded_gwynn