Happy Birthday, Fifi!

[B E C K]

No longer are you a man of your twenties.   
Everything has changed.   
EVERYTHING.   

[Faye Valentine]

Except he's still a vegetarian

Happy birthday!!

[Rumble]

Happy bday man.
Remember, life ends at 30

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

Yeah. My skeletal remains have been shuffling about for some time now, because there's just nothing to bind me to this reality except force of habit.

[Fiero]

I actually just started eating meat again.

Thanks for the birthday wishes and curses.

[B E C K]

When did you start eating meat again?  I was actually meat-avoidant for a while but I've been eating meat a lot in the last few months myself.  (Because of Merla and teh evul carbs.)

[Fiero]

Weekend after my birthday.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

I've always heard people say that red meat will kill you. Red meat won't kill you. Green meat might, but not red meat.

[Faye Valentine]

Weekend after my birthday.

Why did you start eating meat again?

[B E C K]

And how?  And with who?  And what?  What meat did you eat first?  Let's ask every question here.  Because reasons.

[Rama]

He was in a bath house, and some person leaned over and said "Hey...how would you like to eat some meat?" Fiero was all " Oh I know I shouldn't but it just looks to good that I have to put it in my mouth." and then the guy was like "Well then let's do this." and they went out and had a steak dinner. The end.

[Rama]

I was actually meat-avoidant for a while

All I can picture is you in like Wal-Mart walking along and then all being like "Oh shit...there is meat! Oh good he didn't see me. Let's just go this way so I don't have to walk past him...NO, NO, don't look at him!"

[Fiero]

Mostly, just felt like it. Pretty similar thoughts led to me being a veggie in the first place.

Also, keto. I'm doing keto. Holy shit like almost forms of protein that aren't meat or eggs come with a heavy dose of carbs.

[B E C K]

Sounds sorta what Merla's doing.  I had no idea Wendy's had frosty shakes.  Like, not the frosty itself but a shake made out of a frosty.  The large caramel frosty shake is like 190+ carbs.  Hoh-lee shite.