Author Topic: I had a dream that I had a parasite... [Yeah, it's kinda gross.] (Read 7699 times)

B E C K · « **on:** May 29, 2014, 11:40:07 PM »

...it came out of my whatzitz like a big clear worm-thing and it was spawning these clear little "babies" that looked like a transparent white version of the Rico's oil drop. Or I guess that would be cheese drop. Whatever. And the things were everywhere and if you stepped on them, you would get infected and birth a fuckin' worm thing. And all the drops would go "ARE U MY MAMMA!?" And hundred of them are all saying this at once and dividing to double and triple their numbers. And I woke up all "wut dafuq is dis."

Well... I'm just glad I could share this with you.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2014, 08:57:26 AM »

I blame IDE.

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** May 30, 2014, 09:04:12 AM »

I'm sure it doesn't mean anything....

(whispering) Go get the non-gay jacket.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** May 30, 2014, 10:05:55 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 30, 2014, 08:57:26 AM

I blame IDE.

Not that I have anything against blaming him for random stuff, but why?

Fiero · « **Reply #4 on:** Jun 02, 2014, 12:08:32 PM »

I think you want babies.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Jun 02, 2014, 10:29:02 PM »

Baby parasites? The hits just keep rolling with you.

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** Jun 02, 2014, 11:30:50 PM »

Sounds more like you are scared to death to have babies to me.

I mean they come out of you and they call you mama, yet you say parasites. Like they will suck your life away. And the more you try to get rid of them you just end up getting more.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Jun 03, 2014, 11:04:17 AM »

Or it maybe it's because someone I know has a parasite.

I'm not being sarcastic either.

Fiero · « **Reply #8 on:** Jun 03, 2014, 02:48:33 PM »

Is it your baby?

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Jun 04, 2014, 11:12:56 AM »

Maybe that is where the parasite part came from...but then why do they come from your danger zone? Is that were the other person's parasites came from? If so....ew.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Jun 04, 2014, 04:37:35 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Jun 03, 2014, 02:48:33 PM

Is it your baby?

No.

Quote from: Rama on Jun 04, 2014, 11:12:56 AM

Maybe that is where the parasite part came from...but then why do they come from your danger zone? Is that were the other person's parasites came from? If so....ew.

Dunno. And no. Apparently, they're in the stool.

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Jun 05, 2014, 06:17:41 PM »

Ah...the back whatzitz.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Jun 05, 2014, 10:52:41 PM »

Let's use proper terminology here.

The Tootsie Roll factory.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #13 on:** Jun 07, 2014, 08:59:40 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Jun 05, 2014, 06:17:41 PM

Ah...the back whatzitz.

I was going to ask specifically which one it is

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Jun 07, 2014, 09:33:16 PM »

I didn't know there was more than one back door.

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Jun 08, 2014, 11:46:29 PM »

Oh you only ended up with one?

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Jun 09, 2014, 09:58:27 AM »

Pfft, I guess so. **sulks**

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #17 on:** Jun 09, 2014, 01:40:16 PM »

So when God was handing them out, you didn't get in line twice.

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Olaf died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to I.D. the body. So they called up his two friends, Swen and Lars, to come and try to I.D. the body.
Swen went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet, and Swen said "Yaa, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."
So the mortician rolled him over, and Swen looked at his ass and said "No, dat ain't Olaf."
The mortician didn't say anything, but thought that was kind of strange.
Then he brought in Lars to I.D. the body, and Lars looked at him and said "Yaa, he's burnt real bad; roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over, and Lars looked down at his ass and said "No, dat ain't Olaf."
The mortician said "How can you tell?" Lars said "Well, Olaf had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.
"Yaa, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time the three of us went to town, everyone would say "Here comes Olaf with them two assholes!"

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Jun 24, 2014, 08:06:43 PM »

But in exchange you get two assholes.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #19 on:** Jun 24, 2014, 09:46:31 PM »

On the plus side, it takes half as long to poop.

On the minus side, it takes twice as long to wipe.

So it all evens out in the end.

The rear end.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Jun 25, 2014, 10:09:00 PM »

Oh my God. Dude. Stop. My sides.