Author Topic: Deport the little shit already. (Read 17948 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Jan 30, 2014, 12:06:48 AM »

Give him back to, joe. We never wanted him to begin with. I should link a picture. Or an article. But fuck that shit. Maybe later.

Rumble · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 30, 2014, 04:59:32 PM »

This about that petition to deport Bieber?
I just commented on that on a Dutch newssite. The general opinion there was that there should be a petition to forbid him from ever leaving the US again.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 30, 2014, 09:41:30 PM »

lmao
They should just send him to North Korea.

Its seriously a slap in the face to all the people that want to go to the US to work(honest people) while this little asswipe gets a DUI (which would make them take away your green card) and he gets to stay and do drugs

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 30, 2014, 10:41:30 PM »

He's an attention whore. And the media is the world's biggest john, in all senses of that word.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 30, 2014, 11:02:00 PM »

There is no reason for this prick to be famous. I first saw him in 09 on the Wendy Williams show. And I looked at Merla and was all "WHO is this? This is barely school talent show level 'talent.' WHY is this little hack on national television?" I swear, some secret society did this as punishment or torture or something. There are some celebrities of equal, shall we say, "skill" who are at least nice people or pretty chill or give to charity or some shit. The little asshole doesn't even have an endearing personality. Why didn't Paul Walker give this guy his seat?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 31, 2014, 08:27:53 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 30, 2014, 11:02:00 PM

There is no reason for this prick to be famous.

Apply same thing to the Kardashians, Phucking Heiress-Whore, Nicole Richie etc etc.
Unfortunately US seems to be a festering ground for these kinds of ""celebrities"" (although England is going the same way I have to admit)

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 31, 2014, 11:15:22 PM »

I'd say it already is. Anytime I read any Brit publication, I have to google half the celebs mentioned and I still don't know why they're famous.

Rama · « **Reply #7 on:** Feb 01, 2014, 02:22:25 PM »

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Feb 01, 2014, 11:47:25 PM »

I saw a great suggestion the other day to put him on that rat ship. You know, the gross one floating around free somewhere.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #9 on:** Feb 02, 2014, 07:38:05 AM »

Be easier to knock him out and throw him in a pen of starved hogs.

Rumble · « **Reply #10 on:** Feb 09, 2014, 04:28:57 PM »

The only way to stop the Biebers of the world is to forbid teenage girls from buying music.
Who wants to start a petition?

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Feb 10, 2014, 10:55:38 PM »

Like a whitehouse petition where we try to get Obamer to do it?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #12 on:** Feb 11, 2014, 07:05:56 PM »

I don't give a shit about Bieb or any of his ilk. Unless he hits me with a Ferrari while toking. He'd better make sure I die: my car is sacrosanct, and I value it more than all but about a half-dozen people who ever lived.

The D · « **Reply #13 on:** Feb 12, 2014, 07:21:47 PM »

Is it sad I knew who this thread was about before I even opened it?

Quote from: B E C K on Feb 10, 2014, 10:55:38 PM

Like a whitehouse petition where we try to get Obamer to do it?

EXECUTIVE ORDER BABY!

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 11, 2014, 07:05:56 PM

I don't give a shit about Bieb or any of his ilk. Unless he hits me with a Ferrari while toking. He'd better make sure I die: my car is sacrosanct, and I value it more than all but about a half-dozen people who ever lived.

Of course, if he did you could sue him for enough to get 10 of those cars. And customize them however you want?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #14 on:** Feb 12, 2014, 08:49:08 PM »

I'd rather take it out of his hide.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #15 on:** Feb 23, 2014, 09:28:57 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 11, 2014, 07:05:56 PM

I don't give a shit about Bieb or any of his ilk. Unless he hits me with a Ferrari while toking. He'd better make sure I die: my car is sacrosanct, and I value it more than all but about a half-dozen people who ever lived.

You'll give a shit when you have a kid(s) and they start listening to all his music and talking about having his babies all day long

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #16 on:** Feb 24, 2014, 09:30:21 AM »

They won't listen to his kind of crap. Remember the golden rule: he who has the gold makes the rule. "Not in my house!"

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #17 on:** Feb 24, 2014, 08:42:52 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 24, 2014, 09:30:21 AM

They won't listen to his kind of crap. Remember the golden rule: he who has the gold makes the rule. "Not in my house!"

Yeah so then they'll start sneaking out of your golden palace at night, having sex in the park to the tunes of the biebs.

Theres no way around it. You'll have to adapt.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Feb 24, 2014, 11:45:35 PM »

As far as I see it, the only solution is for him to have sex to the tunes of the biebs himself, thus grossing them out of it.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #19 on:** Feb 25, 2014, 07:28:36 PM »

That might work. Tell their children they were conceived to the tunes.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #20 on:** Feb 26, 2014, 08:45:33 PM »

That'll show 'em!

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Feb 27, 2014, 12:05:16 AM »

A little lean-over and whispering of, "You know, I used to feel up your mom to this song... heh heh." *insert Bueno face here or whatever*

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #22 on:** Feb 27, 2014, 06:57:11 PM »

But my hypothetical children will be enough like myself to not be beholden to popular culture. Particularly if they remain hypothetical.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Feb 27, 2014, 11:50:04 PM »

Well, if they go to hypothetical public school, they won't be protected forever.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #24 on:** Feb 28, 2014, 04:42:00 PM »

That's easy...I didn't go to public school, and neither will they.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Feb 28, 2014, 10:01:49 PM »

Private school?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 04, 2014, 04:43:34 PM »

You know those private schools you see where everyone wears prim uniforms and drives fancy cars with nuns all over the place? If that's the bright center of the private school universe then I went to the school that it's farthest from...and I mean that in a somewhat good way. While it sounds elitist to say that the public school was a cesspool, it was (and is)...when I was school-age it even lost its accreditation due to its sorriness. And the school I went to didn't require taking a second mortgage to attend...my dad was a retiree, and my mother was a secretary, and they afforded it.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #27 on:** Mar 11, 2014, 06:13:17 AM »

I went to private school too.
My oldest one is going to private school atm
I think it depends on which country youre at. Like if you are in Japan, public schools are sometimes better than private ones, same goes in the US.
In Europe all schools are the same I think.

But if you live in a 3rd world country, theres no fucking way you should put your kid in a public school

Rumble · « **Reply #28 on:** Mar 11, 2014, 07:14:12 AM »

In Europe all schools are crap

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #29 on:** Mar 12, 2014, 05:20:34 AM »

As a side note, if you want to put your toddler in a public kindergarten and you dont work (as a mother) its a pain in the ass cause they give favoritism to working mothers. Which i think its not fair but we wont get into that.
Needless to say , when we lived in Germany she ended up going to a Waldorf Kindergarten. Which is hippie as shit but nice for a toddler. You shouldnt let your kids go to a Waldorf when they are older though