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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #30 on: Dec 30, 2014, 01:35:36 PM »
I like the chicken posts.  Keep 'em coming.

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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #31 on: Jan 14, 2015, 03:24:21 PM »
Yes, the chickens are adorable. SO ADORABLE.
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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #32 on: Feb 02, 2015, 05:59:01 PM »
Pfffff, now that I'm single again I'm back in the dating game, which is horrible when you're mid 30s

In work I only meet the desperate, baby-craving kind and if I was into that I'd still be with my previous girlfriend and in the metal scene (which takes up most of my free time) I only meet the crazy, freaky kind which is fun for a little while but becomes a problem pretty quickly.
I probably should expand my horizons and look in different places, but I'm old and stuck in my groove.

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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #33 on: Feb 03, 2015, 12:50:33 PM »
What about Plenty of Dutch Fish or whatever you have over there?  "Inta metal, no babez."

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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #34 on: Feb 08, 2015, 07:33:57 PM »
Pfffff, now that I'm single again I'm back in the dating game, which is horrible when you're mid 30s

In work I only meet the desperate, baby-craving kind and if I was into that I'd still be with my previous girlfriend and in the metal scene (which takes up most of my free time) I only meet the crazy, freaky kind which is fun for a little while but becomes a problem pretty quickly.
I probably should expand my horizons and look in different places, but I'm old and stuck in my groove.


As a man, you have a long way to go until you're deemed " too old" (unlike women lol, sad but true). So you should just have fun, don't think too much about getting into a relationship soon

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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #35 on: Mar 17, 2015, 11:42:07 PM »
I noticed that in some of the threads in this board I haven't posted last since a year ago.

I spend too much of my time on FB, because fb's news feed just throws shit all over the place and it's hard to tell if I've missed something if I see the same crap over and over again.

And busy with work.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #36 on: Mar 18, 2015, 09:45:20 PM »
I hate FB. I go there to keep up with people I actually like and personally know, and I mostly see shares posted purely for a contest...and I begin to not like them as much. It makes me want to be more of a hermit than I am already.
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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #37 on: Jun 07, 2015, 09:42:16 PM »
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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #38 on: Jun 09, 2015, 09:54:10 AM »
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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #39 on: Jun 09, 2015, 10:55:14 AM »
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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #40 on: Jun 09, 2015, 10:56:16 AM »
MORDOR

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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #41 on: Jun 11, 2015, 06:16:14 PM »
You don't just walk there.
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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #42 on: Jun 11, 2015, 11:20:01 PM »
Can we skip or lightly jog?

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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #43 on: Jun 14, 2015, 12:50:20 PM »
You can't even tankcat into Mordor.
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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #44 on: Jun 19, 2015, 10:18:20 AM »
He keeps saying you can't just walk into Mordor...but that is like what every fucker did. They just walked in. Well Gandalf flew in on Eagles, but I mean you know that guy has to do everything with style.
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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #45 on: Jun 19, 2015, 05:16:23 PM »
Frodo and Sam spider-fought their way into Mordor. Gollum slunk in. Therefore they didn't *simply* walk in there.
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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #46 on: Jun 20, 2015, 09:09:41 PM »
You he keeps saying you can't just walk into Mordor...but that is like what every fucker did. They just walked in. Well Gandalf flew in on Eagles, but I mean you know that guy has to do everything with style.
Excuse you. The last fight was outside the gates.

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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #47 on: Jun 25, 2015, 09:41:30 AM »
I think we need to establish the geographical borders of Mordor. If Minas Morgul was inside the borders of Mordor, which I maintain it was as conquered territory, then Frodo, Sam, and Gollum walked into Mordor and then climbed over the mountains.

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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #48 on: Jun 25, 2015, 09:20:33 PM »
It's already established. Mordor was a plain behind two adjacent mountain ranges. Minas Morgul was conquered territory on the other side of said range, meaning it's not in Mordor.

It's like a hypothetical desert town that annexes territory in adjoining hill country: it may be part of that town, but it's not in the desert.
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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #49 on: Jun 26, 2015, 10:44:32 AM »
The plain behind the mountains was called the Plateau of Gorgoroth. Mordor contained Nurn, Udun, the Plateau and I maintain strong holds in the mountains and passes like Cirith Ungol and Minas Morgul. I say that places like Mordor, Gondor and Rohan where more political borders then geographical ones. Like Minas Morgul once being part of Gondor, but then part of Mordor after it was conquered, thus the name change.

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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #50 on: Jun 26, 2015, 12:16:26 PM »
The borders of the land of Mordor were set by Tolkien in his maps, and its signature feature is the northern, western, and southern boundaries set by the mountains. Whatever you consider it to be is irrelevant.

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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #51 on: Jun 26, 2015, 01:50:57 PM »
Just.Give.The.Ring.To.The.Damned.Eagles

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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #52 on: Jun 27, 2015, 06:59:58 PM »
How Lord of the Rings Should Have Ended:
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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #53 on: Jul 03, 2015, 10:23:04 AM »
Just.Give.The.Ring.To.The.Damned.Eagles
Except the eagles weren't supposed to be involved at all. Could they have done it from the beginning? Yes. Hell even Gandalf could have done it himself if he had wanted to. But alas he was sent to "help on the way to get there" not to do it.

Also the eagles didn't give a fuck and did not want to get directly involved.

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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #54 on: Jul 04, 2015, 06:00:37 PM »
Eagles are jerks.

But they still could have asked Radagast the Poopstained for another bird to fly over Mordor to drop the ring in the volcano

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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #55 on: Jul 07, 2015, 07:19:32 PM »
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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #56 on: Mar 05, 2016, 08:45:12 PM »
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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #57 on: Mar 06, 2016, 10:14:08 PM »
I know I should whip out Bad Ass Pac Man right now but, I'll be honest, my brain's totally fried.  Too fried to recall how to even log into an alt account.  What if I just eat those dots myself?  They're low-carb, right?

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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #58 on: Mar 07, 2016, 08:10:28 AM »
Yeah, but they load them up with sugar to add flavor.

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Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« Reply #59 on: Mar 13, 2016, 07:43:25 PM »
Just like Kix....

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