Author Topic: Happy Birthday BECK (Read 6349 times)

Rama · « **on:** Aug 08, 2013, 12:18:04 AM »

33...I hope this means you are old enough to go out and make your name as our messiah.

blanktoe · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 08, 2013, 06:03:16 AM »

Happy Beck-y lady! When and where's the party?!

Rumble · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 08, 2013, 06:20:34 AM »

Happy birthday Nuri, you can mail me my piece of birthday cake

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 08, 2013, 07:35:40 AM »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIJA ARRIBA ARRIBA

Fiero · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 08, 2013, 09:50:35 AM »

I was really hoping I'd show up here and you would have posted your own birthday thread. This would have amused me, but I guess it's a good thing that didn't happen.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 08, 2013, 12:17:57 PM »

33 is like two bums seen from above.

Happy birthday!

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 08, 2013, 02:41:40 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Aug 08, 2013, 09:50:35 AM

I was really hoping I'd show up here and you would have posted your own birthday thread. This would have amused me, but I guess it's a good thing that didn't happen.

That probably won't happen as long as I'm here...but if you want I can not do it next year as a type of experiment. Although I'll take bets that she even posts her own Birthday thread late.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 08, 2013, 03:44:43 PM »

Have a BECK-tacular birthday!

Sam · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 08, 2013, 04:23:08 PM »

I, as well, am a fan of your birth and continuing existance.

IDE · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 09, 2013, 08:03:46 PM »

Happy Birthday!

Were you a Cesarian?

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 09, 2013, 10:48:33 PM »

Thanks everybody.

And.... not messiah yet. Party's in your pants. Cake's in the mail; it's marbley. Gracias. Birthday thread would have been late if I had posted it myself. I don't see asses, I see two crippled spiders. Not a cesarian, my mom cooter-pooped me out the old fashion way.

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 10, 2013, 01:04:50 AM »

Not a Messiah yet? Well you better put these sandals on and start walking. Better think of something profound to say too.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 11, 2013, 07:06:53 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Aug 09, 2013, 10:48:33 PM

Not a cesarian, my mom cooter-pooped me out the old fashion way.

Did she get sutures? in other words did you break her hoohah?? because thats like my number one fear. When my grandma gave birth to my dad her hoohah broke open all the way to her butt. "when 2 become 1"

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 11, 2013, 09:02:59 AM »

No hoohahs, flimflams, whatchamacallits, or woozleswuzzles were harmed in the process.

IDE · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 13, 2013, 05:14:05 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Aug 11, 2013, 07:06:53 AM

Quote from: B E C K on Aug 09, 2013, 10:48:33 PM
Not a cesarian, my mom cooter-pooped me out the old fashion way.
Did she get sutures? in other words did you break her hoohah?? because thats like my number one fear. When my grandma gave birth to my dad her hoohah broke open all the way to her butt. "when 2 become 1"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC CCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

oh god that can happen?! ugh...

IDE · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 13, 2013, 05:15:42 PM »

Was she torn a new butt hole or did her old butt hole become her vagina? It can't be both...or can it? It's Schrodinger's cooter.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 14, 2013, 12:05:02 AM »

You've never heard of 2 holes become 1? Go, sir, to Yahoo! Answers. Go and bask in the horror. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080706210911AA8VFHb

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 14, 2013, 05:56:48 AM »

Ehem....

"About 4 percent of women who deliver vaginally end up with a more serious tear in their perineum that extends to or through the rectum. This kind of tear can cause considerable pain for many months and increases your risk of anal incontinence.
These severe tears are called third- or fourth-degree lacerations. A third-degree laceration is a tear in the vaginal tissue, perineal skin, and perineal muscles that extends into the anal sphincter (the muscle that surrounds your anus). A fourth-degree tear goes through the anal sphincter and the tissue underneath it."

and the main attraction (NSFW NSFL) (you have to forward it a little to see "it")

Fiero · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 14, 2013, 09:33:18 AM »

Not clicking that.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 14, 2013, 01:55:38 PM »

Yeah. NSFL, indeed.

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 14, 2013, 07:12:59 PM »

I have never been so glad I am a dude...if I was a chick, I'd never let anyone put a baby in me.

Fiero · « **Reply #21 on:** Aug 16, 2013, 05:14:28 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Aug 14, 2013, 07:12:59 PM

I have never been so glad I am a dude...if I was a chick, I'd never let anyone put a baby in me.

But if they do, make sure you let them take it out!

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Aug 16, 2013, 10:33:53 PM »

I love that my birthday thread became this. Because pregnancy is a miracle and I find it utterly horrifying. A horrifying, awful miracle.

Rama · « **Reply #23 on:** Aug 17, 2013, 01:34:04 AM »

I do think it is possible for it to be both.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #24 on:** Aug 17, 2013, 08:34:51 AM »

It's why I never understood the propensity for other societies to marginalize women to the point of being no more than property. They put up with a lot to keep the civilization thing trucking along, and most of us love or loved our mamas.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 19, 2013, 08:33:50 PM »

Can it be my birthday again? Not to get old or anything, just to be special. And by "special" I mean "gold star special", not "yellow helmet special."

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #26 on:** Nov 20, 2013, 02:04:42 PM »

Just be glad it's not pink helmet special, or the pregnancy topic would rear its tiny distorted lizard-like head again..

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Nov 20, 2013, 07:12:27 PM »

Halloween's already over. Stop scaring me.

Fiero · « **Reply #28 on:** Nov 26, 2013, 11:36:20 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Nov 20, 2013, 07:12:27 PM

Halloween's already over. Stop scaring me.

So, did you hear the one about two holes becoming one?

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Nov 27, 2013, 06:33:31 PM »

Many a time. Many a time.