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Happy Birthday BECK
« on: Aug 08, 2013, 12:18:04 AM »
33...I hope this means you are old enough to go out and make your name as our messiah.


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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #1 on: Aug 08, 2013, 06:03:16 AM »
Happy Beck-y lady! When and where's the party?!

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #2 on: Aug 08, 2013, 06:20:34 AM »
Happy birthday Nuri, you can mail me my piece of birthday cake

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #3 on: Aug 08, 2013, 07:35:40 AM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIJA ARRIBA ARRIBA

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #4 on: Aug 08, 2013, 09:50:35 AM »
I was really hoping I'd show up here and you would have posted your own birthday thread. This would have amused me, but I guess it's a good thing that didn't happen.
Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #5 on: Aug 08, 2013, 12:17:57 PM »
33 is like two bums seen from above.

Happy birthday!

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #6 on: Aug 08, 2013, 02:41:40 PM »
I was really hoping I'd show up here and you would have posted your own birthday thread. This would have amused me, but I guess it's a good thing that didn't happen.

That probably won't happen as long as I'm here...but if you want I can not do it next year as a type of experiment. Although I'll take bets that she even posts her own Birthday thread late.

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #7 on: Aug 08, 2013, 03:44:43 PM »
Have a BECK-tacular birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #8 on: Aug 08, 2013, 04:23:08 PM »
I, as well, am a fan of your birth and continuing existance.

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #9 on: Aug 09, 2013, 08:03:46 PM »
Happy Birthday!

Were you a Cesarian?

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #10 on: Aug 09, 2013, 10:48:33 PM »
Thanks everybody.




And.... not messiah yet.  Party's in your pants.  Cake's in the mail; it's marbley.  Gracias.  Birthday thread would have been late if I had posted it myself.  I don't see asses, I see two crippled spiders.  Not a cesarian, my mom cooter-pooped me out the old fashion way.

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #11 on: Aug 10, 2013, 01:04:50 AM »
Not a Messiah yet? Well you better put these sandals on and start walking. Better think of something profound to say too.

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #12 on: Aug 11, 2013, 07:06:53 AM »
Not a cesarian, my mom cooter-pooped me out the old fashion way.
Did she get sutures? in other words did you break her hoohah?? because thats like my number one fear. When my grandma gave birth to my dad her hoohah broke open all the way to her butt. "when 2 become 1"

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #13 on: Aug 11, 2013, 09:02:59 AM »
No hoohahs, flimflams, whatchamacallits, or woozleswuzzles were harmed in the process.

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #14 on: Aug 13, 2013, 05:14:05 PM »
Not a cesarian, my mom cooter-pooped me out the old fashion way.
Did she get sutures? in other words did you break her hoohah?? because thats like my number one fear. When my grandma gave birth to my dad her hoohah broke open all the way to her butt. "when 2 become 1"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC CCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

oh god that can happen?!  ugh...

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #15 on: Aug 13, 2013, 05:15:42 PM »
Was she torn a new butt hole or did her old butt hole become her vagina?  It can't be both...or can it?  It's Schrodinger's cooter.

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #16 on: Aug 14, 2013, 12:05:02 AM »
You've never heard of 2 holes become 1?  Go, sir, to Yahoo! Answers.  Go and bask in the horror.  http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080706210911AA8VFHb

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #17 on: Aug 14, 2013, 05:56:48 AM »
Ehem....

"About 4 percent of women who deliver vaginally end up with a more serious tear in their perineum that extends to or through the rectum. This kind of tear can cause considerable pain for many months and increases your risk of anal incontinence.
These severe tears are called third- or fourth-degree lacerations. A third-degree laceration is a tear in the vaginal tissue, perineal skin, and perineal muscles that extends into the anal sphincter (the muscle that surrounds your anus). A fourth-degree tear goes through the anal sphincter and the tissue underneath it."

and the main attraction (NSFW NSFL) (you have to forward it a little to see "it")

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #18 on: Aug 14, 2013, 09:33:18 AM »
Not clicking that.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #19 on: Aug 14, 2013, 01:55:38 PM »
Yeah. NSFL, indeed.
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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #20 on: Aug 14, 2013, 07:12:59 PM »
I have never been so glad I am a dude...if I was a chick, I'd never let anyone put a baby in me.

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #21 on: Aug 16, 2013, 05:14:28 PM »
I have never been so glad I am a dude...if I was a chick, I'd never let anyone put a baby in me.

But if they do, make sure you let them take it out!
Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #22 on: Aug 16, 2013, 10:33:53 PM »
I love that my birthday thread became this.  Because pregnancy is a miracle and I find it utterly horrifying.  A horrifying, awful miracle.

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #23 on: Aug 17, 2013, 01:34:04 AM »
I do think it is possible for it to be both.

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #24 on: Aug 17, 2013, 08:34:51 AM »
It's why I never understood the propensity for other societies to marginalize women to the point of being no more than property. They put up with a lot to keep the civilization thing trucking along, and most of us love or loved our mamas.
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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #25 on: Nov 19, 2013, 08:33:50 PM »
Can it be my birthday again?  Not to get old or anything, just to be special.  And by "special" I mean "gold star special", not "yellow helmet special."

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #26 on: Nov 20, 2013, 02:04:42 PM »
Just be glad it's not pink helmet special, or the pregnancy topic would rear its tiny distorted lizard-like head again..
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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #27 on: Nov 20, 2013, 07:12:27 PM »
Halloween's already over.  Stop scaring me.

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #28 on: Nov 26, 2013, 11:36:20 AM »
Halloween's already over.  Stop scaring me.

So, did you hear the one about two holes becoming one?
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« Reply #29 on: Nov 27, 2013, 06:33:31 PM »
Many a time.  Many a time.