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« Reply #30 on: Apr 11, 2005, 11:15:55 PM »
ONE pic, and i said i was DRUNK
 

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« Reply #31 on: Apr 11, 2005, 11:16:35 PM »
Excuses excuses. But then, when aren't you drunk?

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« Reply #32 on: Apr 11, 2005, 11:24:37 PM »
yesterday and tonight

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« Reply #33 on: Apr 12, 2005, 12:06:50 AM »
No, "Evil Monkey Tom".  Then "Nigga".  Not together.  You best be respectin' punctuation.

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« Reply #34 on: Apr 12, 2005, 12:42:22 PM »
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One frickin post. -.-

You're all just sad cuz you can't get any, rat bastards. Except for D, but his is illegal.
hey i get my share and i dont talk about it here. PLUS even if i did it would be ok cause some people here think im cute :P
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Call me..... the Tide Hunter

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« Reply #35 on: Apr 12, 2005, 04:49:54 PM »
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yesterday and tonight
Isn't your blood 150 proof?

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« Reply #36 on: Apr 12, 2005, 07:34:01 PM »
I voted yes because I figured I'd be the only one.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #37 on: Apr 12, 2005, 07:55:44 PM »
Well too bad, now you've boosted it.

I FUCKED A HORSE... SHOECRAB.... IE PATTIE... Lover.

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« Reply #38 on: Apr 12, 2005, 09:43:16 PM »
..I voted yes just cause I know it'll NEVER happen.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #39 on: Apr 12, 2005, 11:30:38 PM »
I might not, you know. It's just... well... I dunno, it's fun and I like to share.

I guess I shouldn't post pictures next...

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« Reply #40 on: Apr 13, 2005, 10:43:39 AM »
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yesterday and tonight
Isn't your blood 150 proof?
now it is. yesterday it wasnt

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« Reply #41 on: Apr 13, 2005, 11:34:04 AM »
Stay away from open flames then.

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« Reply #42 on: Apr 13, 2005, 12:35:04 PM »
Nuri's vote counts for 10

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« Reply #43 on: Apr 13, 2005, 02:22:02 PM »
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I might not, you know. It's just... well... I dunno, it's fun and I like to share.

I guess I shouldn't post pictures next...
Only if they're pictures of your girlfriend naked, and you're nowhere in them.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #44 on: Apr 13, 2005, 02:38:46 PM »
She is twenty, you still sure you want it?

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« Reply #45 on: Apr 13, 2005, 02:59:43 PM »
.....do I really have to answer this question?


Yes. I know how old your g/f is, it doesn't matter.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #46 on: Apr 13, 2005, 03:49:16 PM »
Ok, enjoy!

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« Reply #47 on: Apr 13, 2005, 04:02:27 PM »
Dude, what the hell, I can't see any breasts.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #48 on: Apr 13, 2005, 04:34:10 PM »
It's the shirt I think, but I think it's her lovely face we need to worship.

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« Reply #49 on: Apr 13, 2005, 04:41:50 PM »
I'm sorry. what?
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« Reply #50 on: Apr 13, 2005, 10:33:08 PM »
I knew Tom was a shemale!
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #51 on: Apr 13, 2005, 10:51:15 PM »
I got fuckin nice legs, though.

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« Reply #52 on: Apr 14, 2005, 10:26:00 AM »
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I knew Tom was a shemale!
i thought that was his girlfriend

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« Reply #53 on: Apr 14, 2005, 06:21:14 PM »
At least she isn't a slut. She is waiting till after the serve drinks. Ya drunk.


*huggles She-Tom*

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« Reply #54 on: Apr 14, 2005, 08:07:02 PM »
im not drinking right now, plus im not a slut either:-)

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« Reply #55 on: Apr 14, 2005, 09:53:18 PM »
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im not drinking right now, plus im not a slut either:-)
The bathroom wall says differently.

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« Reply #56 on: Apr 14, 2005, 11:47:49 PM »
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im not drinking right now, plus im not a slut either:-)
The bathroom wall says differently.
*writes down numbers*
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #57 on: Apr 15, 2005, 01:27:28 AM »
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im not drinking right now, plus im not a slut either:-)
The bathroom wall says differently.
thats what your mom taught  you to say?

bad tom, bad.


edit:: btw tom, who/what the fuck is in that pic? i know def thats not a model, her body fucking sucks
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« Reply #58 on: Apr 15, 2005, 11:07:19 AM »
Some Japanese girl. It's from the pool of images I use to help me sketch female poses.

And my Mom would hit me if she saw what I did online.