Symptoms include...

[B E C K]

Or any class on Poop Airlines Arabia.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

I nearly shit on an air waitress on the way to KC last week, but it was because the ride was so hellish.

[Faye Valentine]

Why was that≥? also what airline? actually nevermind, all US airlines suck balls

[Rumble]

All airlines suck balls. If God wanted us to fly he'd given us jetpacks

[Faye Valentine]

All airlines suck balls. If God wanted us to fly he'd given us jetpacks

Change all airlines to all american airlines plus some european ones. Ive always have positive experiences with airlines from 3rd world countries. Except North Eastern Airlines from China, but is China even a 3rd world country now?

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

American Airlines can bite a nut.

Though, in their defense, we were traveling over a massive line of thunderstorms that had DFW flights grounded for two hours.