Author Topic: Symptoms include... (Read 15574 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Mar 14, 2013, 05:49:03 PM »

Lethargy, scratchy throat, soreness, hot/cold sweats... oh, yeah, I also dreamt I was a communist. Like one of those ones that sings as I work. Like a communist "7 dwarves" but taller. So I called in sick to work today. It seems like a cold to me. I dunno.

Rumble · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 14, 2013, 06:03:26 PM »

I always take the entire week off after I had a dream where I was a communist

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 14, 2013, 06:36:57 PM »

It's not less if you're a singing communist? I mean, that's better, right?

Rumble · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 14, 2013, 06:48:58 PM »

No, that's way worse.
If I were you I wouldn't come into work any more for at least the rest of the month

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 14, 2013, 08:52:28 PM »

Oh. Well, that won't do. What if I come in body but not in spirit?

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 15, 2013, 12:19:16 AM »

I think this is how the movie Jacob's Ladder starts.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 15, 2013, 03:18:35 AM »

omg menopause Nuri
god bless

Rama · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 15, 2013, 12:35:39 PM »

At 31?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 15, 2013, 03:42:46 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Mar 15, 2013, 12:35:39 PM

At 31?

its called a joke

Also, i thought she was a bit older than 31?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 15, 2013, 09:03:17 PM »

Yeah, by my count she's *real* old.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 15, 2013, 10:10:33 PM »

I'm 32 but I'm actually older. For single women, there's a different formula. ((#Children * π) * #Baby Daddies) + Biological Age. In the event there are no children, use (#Residing Cats * π) + Biological Age. No, no, wait. Then you subtract total number of Lords of the Rings Extended Edition viewings. Meh, still in my fifties.

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 16, 2013, 12:47:52 AM »

No...no...if you are 32 that means I'm.......33.....shit.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 16, 2013, 07:57:28 AM »

I just turned...13?

Hah! I'm younger than IDE now!

Rumble · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 18, 2013, 12:25:54 PM »

Christ, am I the oldest person here?

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 18, 2013, 01:47:33 PM »

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 18, 2013, 06:31:51 PM »

13 squirrel years is 35 in human years.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 18, 2013, 10:16:00 PM »

Bernie, Merla, and IDE would've all been older if they hadn't already gone to the Undying Lands.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 19, 2013, 03:13:50 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Mar 18, 2013, 10:16:00 PM

Bernie, Merla, and IDE would've all been older if they hadn't already gone to the Undying Lands.

Its called Valinor

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 19, 2013, 10:44:12 PM »

I'll believe Bernie and Merla went there, but I think IDE caught some uncleaness from dirty Orc he met at the Green Dragon.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 07, 2013, 10:19:26 PM »

Bah! Who hasn't?

Fiero · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 12, 2013, 10:56:21 AM »

I'm 28 and I feel like I'm going to die any day now from old age.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 12, 2013, 03:39:22 PM »

stfu
im 29 and i read somewhere that 28 is the best age for women. WELL THAT SHIP HAS SAILED NOW, HASNT IT

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 13, 2013, 08:01:07 PM »

Time for a sex change Fiero.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 13, 2013, 10:52:32 PM »

Dude, you're gonna be a hoooooooooot chick. Make sure to keep the facial hair.

Fiero · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 16, 2013, 03:01:14 PM »

Hey, at least I'll be able to get a job travelling the world.

Rumble · « **Reply #25 on:** Apr 16, 2013, 04:33:01 PM »

You want to be a stewardess?

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 16, 2013, 06:40:54 PM »

Omg, get me discounted tickets somewhere. That would be so awesome. Do it with your beard.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 17, 2013, 03:35:34 AM »

Quote from: Rumble on Apr 16, 2013, 04:33:01 PM

You want to be a stewardess?

I think he was referring to becoming a porta potty. A ho that gets paid big bucks by the arabs so they can shit on them

Almost same as stewardess but they dont wear uniforms

Rumble · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 17, 2013, 05:47:43 AM »

What kind of plane ticket would I need to be allowed to shit on a stewardess?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #29 on:** Apr 17, 2013, 08:10:56 AM »

First class on Etihad Airways