Author Topic: childhood beliefs (Read 17958 times)

The D · « **on:** Apr 06, 2005, 03:31:56 PM »

http://iusedtobelieve.com/sex/rude_bits/

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i used to believe that everyone had the same private parts until they were 18 and that when a boy turned 18 the little flap of skin that you pee out of turned into a penis. i was so terrified that i was actually a boy and would grow a penis.

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I used to think that when you had sex you would grow a dick (bearing in mind that everyone in my family was female)and men had dicks cos they'd had sex.

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When I was in elementary school, I learned from a classmate that gay people are men who have sex with each other. I couldn't for the life of me figure out how that worked and somehow came to the conclusion that it involved dueling with penises. I didn't learn of my error until well into middle school, and to this day when I think of gay people penis dueling is the first thing that jumps to my mind.

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When I was about 13 (I'm just about 14), I used to believe that EVERYTIME I'd masterbate, God would kill a kitten.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 04:04:48 PM »

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When I was in elementary school, I learned from a classmate that gay people are men who have sex with each other. I couldn't for the life of me figure out how that worked and somehow came to the conclusion that it involved dueling with penises. I didn't learn of my error until well into middle school, and to this day when I think of gay people penis dueling is the first thing that jumps to my mind.

I thought that way too!!!

I used to think that you had to be married to have children. Not like that, but that you'd get married and about a year later the wife would pop out a kid! Then I thought that you had to have another wedding to have another kid. Don't know where I got that idea from.

Bernie · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 04:28:28 PM »

I remember thinking testicles held a spare penis.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 06:10:59 PM »

I thought that girls were the best thing ever. My dad kept his playboys in a picnic basket in his bathroom...

Extra Zero · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 07:02:53 PM »

When I was like 5 or 6, I thought that babies were pooped out and that's why they would never show a birth on TV.

Fiero · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 07:15:21 PM »

I thought girls peed out of their butt because they didn't have a penis, I came to the same conclusion about baby delivery.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 08:08:59 PM »

I don;t have any memory of me thinking something crazy about where babies come from :-/ but my friend used to believe that when a man and a woman sleep together in the same bed, they breathe on the same air and this would make the woman pregnant, so cuteee

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 12:27:02 AM »

Yeah, I never had any of those ideas either. I ate up a lot of PBS as a kid.

blanktoe · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 01:05:13 AM »

When I was 4 or 5 I would watch pr0n on friday nights with my uncles and I remember thinking that women grew their breats one at a time.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 01:08:07 AM »

I never saw pr0n as a kid but I remember seeing racier material than a girl my age should've. I remember thinking penises were disgusting. Wait, I still do.

blanktoe · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 01:16:53 AM »

amen.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 03:11:27 AM »

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I never saw pr0n as a kid but I remember seeing racier material than a girl my age should've. I remember thinking penises were disgusting. Wait, I still do.

Jesus.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 03:46:23 AM »

It's not my fault they are. God or whoever just wasn't trying that day.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 09:20:21 AM »

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When I was 4 or 5 I would watch pr0n on friday nights with my uncles and I remember thinking that women grew their breats one at a time.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 12:42:47 PM »

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It's not my fault they are. God or whoever just wasn't trying that day.

No kidding. I mean, it's such an important part of the body you'd think that it could develop into something better looking.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 01:08:57 PM »

To be fair, there are alot of nasty looking pussies out there.

blanktoe · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 01:29:16 PM »

They call sex bumping uglies for a reason.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 01:54:41 PM »

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It's not my fault they are. God or whoever just wasn't trying that day.
No kidding. I mean, it's such an important part of the body you'd think that it could develop into something better looking.

like a flower?

The D · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 11:32:37 PM »

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It's not my fault they are. God or whoever just wasn't trying that day.
No kidding. I mean, it's such an important part of the body you'd think that it could develop into something better looking.

When did you and Nuri and the rest of the girls in here become lesbians?

And if you think penises are nasty, I've seen worse labia.

http://pics.livejournal.com/thenewwavechick/pic/0003bwhf

Some of the camwhores on LJ are scary

blanktoe · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 11:39:32 PM »

I'd hit ti.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 11:45:40 PM »

To be fair, you'd probably hit Typhoid Mary...

MegatronYES · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 08, 2005, 01:36:04 AM »

@ the image

Merla · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 08, 2005, 07:41:38 AM »

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It's not my fault they are. God or whoever just wasn't trying that day.
No kidding. I mean, it's such an important part of the body you'd think that it could develop into something better looking.
When did you and Nuri and the rest of the girls in here become lesbians?

And if you think penises are nasty, I've seen worse labia.

http://pics.livejournal.com/thenewwavechick/pic/0003bwhf

Some of the camwhores on LJ are scary

There not the best looking things and that doesn't mean we are lesbians.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 08, 2005, 10:19:27 AM »

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It's not my fault they are. God or whoever just wasn't trying that day.
No kidding. I mean, it's such an important part of the body you'd think that it could develop into something better looking.
When did you and Nuri and the rest of the girls in here become lesbians?

And if you think penises are nasty, I've seen worse labia.

http://pics.livejournal.com/thenewwavechick/pic/0003bwhf

Some of the camwhores on LJ are scary

what the fuck is thaaaatt

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 08, 2005, 10:29:56 AM »

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that doesn't mean we are lesbians.

Yeah! :angry:

Some of us are bi.

blanktoe · « **Reply #25 on:** Apr 08, 2005, 12:35:56 PM »

ZING!!

Merla · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 08, 2005, 02:16:15 PM »

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that doesn't mean we are lesbians.

Yeah! :angry:

Some of us are bi.

Seriously? Never knew that.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 08, 2005, 02:18:24 PM »

Monogamous, though. Since I'm happily married, I consider it an expanded appreciation.

blanktoe · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 08, 2005, 08:47:26 PM »

what famous chicks do you find hot?

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Apr 09, 2005, 04:15:23 PM »

"rodiumustoe asked her, with one hand creeping down his pants."

Author Topic: childhood beliefs (Read 17958 times)

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