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« on: Apr 01, 2005, 04:58:42 PM »
Okay. It's known My father and I sell stuff on Ebay. And on occasion we end up dealing with people who either send their payment really fucking late or not at all.... And I just read a response to one of our items that's going to piss my father off to no end. Hell, I'M PISSED OFF.

We were selling these figures online, a Mr. Freeze and Joker from the ANimated Series toyline, and the guy that ended up winning it sent the payment....Two months after the auction ended.
So, when the transaction's complete, it's common courtesy to leave feedback. In this case, we put a neutral comment stating "Received payment two months after auctions end." Well, this fucker, in response to the feedback...

"sent $ by usps if paypal would have been an option $ would have hit immediately"

1: IT'S CLEARLY STATED on EVERY Auction we run; WE DO NOT ACCEPT PAYPAL. You have a PROBLEM with this, do not bid! Simple as that! Do not WHINE. DO NOT COMPLAIN.

2. A Money order/chell often arrives two to three days after mailing. His arrived TWO MONTHS LATER. What the fuck? DId he JUST learn how to WRITE? Jesus christ....

And not only that, we got an email now that says basically...
"Why 4 u leave neutral feedback? that's totally an-necessary(YES HE SPELLED IT LIKE THIS)! I'd be saying this 2 ur face but you'd only hide behind comments left on a keyboard."

...Motherfucker, I DARE you. I DOUBLE Dare the asshole to come say this to my face. Motherfucker better bring himself a gun too, because I'll kick his ass. Not only would I Kick his ass, my DAD would kick his ass, dig a hole out in our field, and bury the motherfucker alive! It's not a matter of "Keyboard comments", it's a matter of "You sent the payment two months late dumbass. What'd you expect? POSITIVE?" He's lucky we didn't leave NEGATIVE feedback.
Dumbasses. Stupid, motherfucking, dumbasses.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #1 on: Apr 01, 2005, 06:39:53 PM »
Wait, wait...  Did you guys still send him the item?  
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« Reply #2 on: Apr 01, 2005, 06:41:46 PM »
He sent the payment, we sent the item. Not MY call, it was my Dad's.  

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« Reply #3 on: Apr 01, 2005, 06:43:11 PM »
Oh...  After two weeks of not seeing any form of payment, I'd have cut him off.
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« Reply #4 on: Apr 01, 2005, 07:28:33 PM »
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Oh...  After two weeks of not seeing any form of payment, I'd have cut him off.
Me too, fuck 'em.
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« Reply #5 on: Apr 01, 2005, 09:47:21 PM »
I can't believe you waited two months.   <_<
 


Seems like that dude needs to get an education, some etiquette, and sense of timing.

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« Reply #6 on: Apr 01, 2005, 10:25:15 PM »
Seriously. ANd needs to learn how to read.

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« Reply #7 on: Apr 02, 2005, 02:05:23 AM »
For ultimate revenge, you ought to post his street address on a board full of assholes.  I'm sure he'd get his share "funny" items.
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« Reply #8 on: Apr 02, 2005, 02:10:37 AM »
You are such a dork.

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« Reply #9 on: Apr 02, 2005, 02:26:19 AM »
Yeah and you're a homo...but what are you gonna do.
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« Reply #10 on: Apr 02, 2005, 02:28:59 AM »
Fuck your sweet asshole.

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« Reply #11 on: Apr 02, 2005, 10:44:27 PM »
EMMY VS INTERNET NEWBIE

LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW.

SATURDAY NIGHT ONLY 8PM

ONLY $10
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #12 on: Apr 02, 2005, 11:52:00 PM »
Why would I wanna pay to watch a Geek fest? I could just as easily go on a Naruto fanboard and say the show sucks and make my own.

Wow, that sounds fun.

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« Reply #13 on: Apr 03, 2005, 10:19:30 AM »
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EMMY VS INTERNET NEWBIE

LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW.

SATURDAY NIGHT ONLY 8PM

ONLY $10
That fight would only last about two minutes, and All the money would go directly to my pocket.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #14 on: Apr 03, 2005, 08:58:08 PM »
You're a generous soul, E.  Most ppl would've left a negative.  What an asshole.  He should've been damn grateful to not get a negative feedback.

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« Reply #15 on: Apr 03, 2005, 08:59:42 PM »
Nu?  Nu who?  Nu-wave?!
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« Reply #16 on: Apr 03, 2005, 11:52:27 PM »
Nu-Type?

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« Reply #17 on: Apr 04, 2005, 12:04:16 AM »
Nu-Metal?  Nu-trisse?
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« Reply #18 on: Apr 04, 2005, 12:10:06 AM »
"Nu-tered" ?
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« Reply #19 on: Apr 04, 2005, 12:18:42 AM »
Naru-Nu-tard?

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« Reply #20 on: Apr 04, 2005, 12:46:40 AM »
Nu-gina?
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« Reply #21 on: Apr 04, 2005, 03:05:14 AM »
"Whoa, like, KeaNU Reeves?"
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

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« Reply #22 on: Apr 04, 2005, 03:41:22 AM »
"Whoa.  Like hey'all.  Like...  This here's... Uh...the Max...CON?..."
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« Reply #23 on: Apr 04, 2005, 09:58:56 AM »
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"Whoa, like, KeaNU Reeves?"
I totally saved Heaven with my PSP.

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« Reply #24 on: Apr 04, 2005, 10:34:19 AM »
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I totally saved Heaven with my PSP.
You have one?
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« Reply #25 on: Apr 04, 2005, 12:24:24 PM »
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"Whoa, like, KeaNU Reeves?"
I totally saved Heaven with my PSP.
You have one?
Satan's greatest illusion. God hates the mormons. THEIR HOMELAND IS IN UTAH!!! THEIR LAKE IS FULLA SALT!!!

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« Reply #26 on: Apr 04, 2005, 01:23:33 PM »
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"Whoa, like, KeaNU Reeves?"
I totally saved Heaven with my PSP.
You have one?
Satan's greatest illusion. God hates the mormons. THEIR HOMELAND IS IN UTAH!!! THEIR LAKE IS FULLA SALT!!!
So the Mormon's will always stay afloat?
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« Reply #27 on: Apr 04, 2005, 02:28:00 PM »
They'll eventually die of dehydration.

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« Reply #28 on: Apr 05, 2005, 08:18:07 AM »
Now that's leather I'd wear!  :)    
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« Reply #29 on: Apr 05, 2005, 01:15:58 PM »
Leather panties!  WOO HOO!   :lol: