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4/1 is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Day:Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing,working your last nerve with tedious and boring detailsthat you don't give a darn about?Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creatingMORE work for you?Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you canlook in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/sheenters a room, everyone else clears it?Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad toofficially announce it as SLAP YOUR IRRITATINGCO-WORKER DAY!These are the rules you must follow:* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!Now, study the rules really good and break out your list offolks that you want to slap the living day lights out of andget to slapping.....and have a great day!!
