Author Topic: YAY!!! (Read 14565 times)

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **on:** Mar 30, 2005, 12:31:47 AM »

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/falwell.h...h.ap/index.html

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LYNCHBURG, Virginia (AP) -- The Rev. Jerry Falwell was hospitalized in critical condition Tuesday, battling his second case of viral pneumonia in just five weeks, hospital and church officials said.

Falwell, 71, was admitted to Lynchburg General Hospital shortly before midnight Monday suffering from "respiratory arrest," the hospital said in a statement, meaning his breathing had slowed or stopped.

"His cardiac status is stable and there is no evidence of a heart attack," said hospital spokesman Tom Urtz, reading from a statement. "He is alert and responding to questions.

"Rev. Falwell is clinically stable, but is still critically ill," he said.

Ron Godwin, Falwell's executive assistant, said Falwell was "on a respirator and he's resting comfortably."

Doctors said they expected to have a clearer prognosis Wednesday.

It was Falwell's second admission this year to Lynchburg General Hospital. He was treated for pneumonia for 13 days in late February and early March. For a time, he was on a ventilator.

In a recent interview with The Associated Press, Falwell said he was feeling much better, but still recovering from his hospital stay.

Falwell had been in the pulpit Easter Sunday at Thomas Road Baptist Church and appeared in good health, said the Rev. Dave Randlett, a senior associate pastor.

"He always looks `up' so you wouldn't know if he wasn't" feeling well, Randlett said. "He was very optimistic."

An avid sports fan, Falwell made the trip to Chattanooga, Tennessee, on Saturday for the third round of the NCAA women's basketball tournament.

Liberty University's team ended its postseason run in a 90-48 loss to top-seeded Louisiana State.

He also had been in the crowd on March 22 when the Liberty women beat DePaul 88-79 in the second round in College Park, Maryland

Now normally I don't like wishing death... but as Casey from Sport's Night best put it... HE'S A FATASS!!!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 08:27:42 AM »

Mwahaha....Tinky Winky's revenge!!

Merla · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 01:21:05 PM »

I can't believe he picked on him. :angry:

Extra Zero · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 01:21:57 PM »

Among other things... He's probably closet himself.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 01:22:36 PM »

tom is going to hell

Extra Zero · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 01:26:16 PM »

That may be, but Falwell makes conservatives look bad. I wish him death too.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 02:27:06 PM »

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tom is going to hell

But Falwell's fatass is going first.

Believe it or not, Im a Catholic... >.>

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 02:55:45 PM »

Not!

The D · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 03:02:05 PM »

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/30/falwell.h...h.ap/index.html

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Jerry Falwell's condition upgraded to stable.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 03:07:41 PM »

This is what happens when you wish too hard. That, or Satan saved him.

Bitch · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 03:22:25 PM »

He still needed time to set up Falwell's special room. >_>

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 04:03:49 PM »

FUCK!!! WHY WON'T THAT FUCK FUCK JUST DIE!?

Or maybe he will be found dead with an underaged transvestite Vietnamese hooker surrounded by enough blow to kill Courtney Love.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 10:15:39 PM »

Woah... You mean there's enough coke on this planet to kill her?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 31, 2005, 10:20:10 AM »

One can only hope. FAYE! GET YOUR FAMILY TO SEND ALL THAT THEY MAKE!!!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 31, 2005, 03:17:16 PM »

well my neighbors are bigger in the coke production, so i'll see what i can do

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 12:06:29 AM »

So yeah, instead of Jerry, I think they decided to just try and take the Pope instead.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 12:31:45 AM »

Nah. The elderly are all about heroin.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 12:38:13 AM »

So that's who the plane in LOST was for.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 12:48:27 AM »

Bingo.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 12:58:51 AM »

I think my grandma has one of those statues. She's just like Charlie! Charlie!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 01:19:02 AM »

Wow. You know, Charlie Brown wasn't bald because he shaved his head or had a crew cut. That's bull shit. He had leukemia.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 01:58:06 AM »

That's what I always thought as a kid.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 02:13:06 AM »

Most people think it's sick. I think it's truth.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 03:33:54 AM »

Those people are retarded. Maybe if Chuck were black it could be written off as fashion but that is not the case.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 08:17:33 AM »

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The elderly are all about heroin.

And gambling. Seems to be last call for Prince Renier of Monaco as well as the Pope.

It's obvious to me. God's going to outsource part of Heaven for casinos.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Apr 04, 2005, 09:18:21 AM »

I'd say "good" but I'm not sure if I'd be able to benefit from that or not.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 05, 2005, 10:28:45 AM »

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The elderly are all about heroin.

And gambling. Seems to be last call for Prince Renier of Monaco as well as the Pope.

It's obvious to me. God's going to outsource part of Heaven for casinos.

noooo! I was just thinking the same thing, first the Pope and now the man whose name is going to be held by my first born?? :'(

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 05, 2005, 10:31:08 AM »

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Wow. You know, Charlie Brown wasn't bald because he shaved his head or had a crew cut. That's bull shit. He had leukemia.

dude thats one of the worst things ive ever heardd:S:S:S

btw didn't you notice something familiar in what Elijah Wood was wearing in Sin City?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 05, 2005, 02:22:06 PM »

Heh, he looked like a grown-up version of his character from "The Good Son".

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #29 on:** Apr 05, 2005, 05:27:28 PM »

no! he was wearing his charlie brown t shirt
he looked fucking hot(not cause of the tshirt)