PUKE!
And I think it's a great idea. Three or four people would post in it, and then one would just continually harp on about how horrible their life, about how they were molested when they were three years old and their Nintendo is broken and their dog slept with their girlfriend, thus making anyone else that would've posted there feel insanely awkward. Said forum would almost be assured immediate death, annually attracting an occassional newb whining "y r three no posts"? It would then drift there like the wood that was the Brian Drummond forum. We'd call it Nuri's Beef Forum so aDam could love it. I would eventually come to ignore it after the novelty was gone. Then one day it would be secretly erased and replaced with a new ill-conceived suggested gimmick forum, Nuri's Halo Forum. And for a few days, Megs would love me until he realized I just brought back the ranting forum and renamed it.