Author Topic: Episode III intro text (Read 3006 times)

The D · « **on:** Mar 24, 2005, 05:40:40 PM »

Do not read this if you do not want to have the intro text of Episode III spoiled.

STAR WARS

EPISODE III
Revenge of the Sith

War! The Republic is crumbling
under attacks by the ruthless
Sith Lord, Count Dooku.
There are heroes on both sides.
Evil is everywhere.

In a stunning move, the
fiendish droid leader, General
Grievous, has swept into the
Republic capital and kidnapped
Chancellor Palpatine, leader of
the Galactic Senate.

As the Separatist Droid Army
attempts to flee the besieged
capital with their valuable
hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a
desperate mission to rescue the
captive Chancellor...

"War!"? "There are heroes on both sides"? "Evil is everywhere"?

The whole thing sounds just a little ghey.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 26, 2005, 02:18:09 AM »

Old news. Very old news. New news, the Clone Wars DVD is out and it's good shit, go buy it. A lot of content and good content for that matter for a mere $12.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 26, 2005, 04:57:35 PM »

Or not. WHEE!

Was I the only one who, upon looking at that, got an announcer from those old news reels reading it aloud in my head?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 26, 2005, 04:58:13 PM »

No you were not.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 26, 2005, 10:07:12 PM »

Ditto. I liked the new clone wars, though they needed better animators.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 27, 2005, 04:19:59 PM »

You mean Samurai Jack: Clone Wars.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 27, 2005, 05:03:54 PM »

-.-

don't remind me. The chick jedi at the end was pretty hot looking, though.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 28, 2005, 11:52:47 PM »

The one who had the green stripes and orange on her face and looked like a sock at Hot Topic?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 29, 2005, 12:07:46 AM »

HA! You've just belittled everything Toe stood for!