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MegatronYES · « **Reply #60 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 03:15:44 AM »

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You know, men complain about women's menopause, but I think its worse not being able to stay up. boo to them

Um. What?

B E C K · « **Reply #61 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 03:49:44 AM »

She said her drippy faucet running dry is better than your impending flaccidity.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #62 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 09:22:37 AM »

Extra Zero · « **Reply #63 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 11:52:13 AM »

He most likely intends to get a pump, so he can be like Larry Flynt.

Merla · « **Reply #64 on:** Apr 08, 2005, 07:50:20 AM »

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #65 on:** Apr 08, 2005, 10:12:01 AM »

I wonder how it feels to have a penis

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #66 on:** Apr 08, 2005, 10:14:32 AM »

I've never wanted one. Guys seem very happy to lend me theirs.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #67 on:** Apr 08, 2005, 10:18:18 AM »

but i bet it must be very weird to have something hanging between your legs... like....yeah.

Merla · « **Reply #68 on:** Apr 08, 2005, 02:19:37 PM »

I always wondered how men managed to ride a bike or ride a horse.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #69 on:** Apr 08, 2005, 05:17:48 PM »

Simple, we don't bury our crotch into it.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #70 on:** Apr 08, 2005, 05:37:39 PM »

i think they put it on a side

Extra Zero · « **Reply #71 on:** Apr 08, 2005, 05:40:33 PM »

Or we just sit it closer to the edge than you all do. I don't know if it's just bacause I'm immune to most forms of pain (no I'm not a Sadist or anything) but getting hit there doesn't hurt as much as you're lead to believe.

The D · « **Reply #72 on:** Apr 09, 2005, 05:02:13 PM »

Let's test that theory *gets baseball bat*

...you know, this board needs an evil smiley.

Bitch · « **Reply #73 on:** Apr 09, 2005, 05:07:17 PM »

Whoa, we actually don't have one.

Nuri! *whines*

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #74 on:** Apr 11, 2005, 11:55:35 AM »

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i think they put it on a side

"Shifting the luggage"

B E C K · « **Reply #75 on:** Apr 11, 2005, 03:04:57 PM »

They swing it over their shoulder. haha.

I gave myself an emoticon. You can use that as an evil one. :nuri:

MegatronYES · « **Reply #76 on:** Apr 12, 2005, 12:48:25 PM »

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I wonder how it feels to have a penis

I think I could probably find a way to show you.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #77 on:** Apr 12, 2005, 01:23:09 PM »

like??

Merla · « **Reply #78 on:** Apr 12, 2005, 02:53:28 PM »

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I wonder how it feels to have a penis
I think I could probably find a way to show you.

Oh Megs your a riot.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #79 on:** Apr 12, 2005, 04:57:06 PM »

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like??

He'd let an Emu snog you.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #80 on:** Apr 13, 2005, 04:29:28 AM »

Hmmm. I was actually thinking more along the lines of loaning you a big dill pickle to keep in your pant sfor a whole week.

No seriously, try this: adjust your underwear whenever you think no one is looking and don't cross your legs for an entire day.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #81 on:** Apr 13, 2005, 10:53:15 AM »

some guys cross their legs too

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #82 on:** Apr 13, 2005, 11:35:14 AM »

It's better when girls don't wear panties...

*plots for his own* Buwhahahaha! THE VOTE IS STILL ONE OFF!!! OHIO RESULTS HAVE NOT COME IN!

B E C K · « **Reply #83 on:** Apr 15, 2005, 05:49:29 PM »

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some guys cross their legs too

That's because they fold their package into a little origami crane first to avoid any damage.

B E C K · « **Reply #84 on:** Apr 15, 2005, 05:50:17 PM »

And if they crush it, there's always the mushroom on the next level.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #85 on:** Apr 15, 2005, 06:00:51 PM »

B E C K · « **Reply #86 on:** Apr 15, 2005, 06:09:09 PM »

And if it ever gets to that point, you tag Luigi and sit it out.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #87 on:** Apr 15, 2005, 10:24:19 PM »

I'd rather have Peach in my corner. She owns in Super Smash Brothers.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #88 on:** Apr 16, 2005, 01:03:12 AM »

Hey guys, look what I got.

http://members.cox.net/tm2rampage/fmafigures.JPG

^_^

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #89 on:** Apr 16, 2005, 08:36:47 AM »

Where is Winry!?