Author Topic: My dad's in the hospital (Read 28950 times)

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #90 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 12:15:43 AM »

Schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

B E C K · « **Reply #91 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 12:16:53 AM »

ID is required at purchase.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #92 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 12:25:53 AM »

What a world...

B E C K · « **Reply #93 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 12:34:16 AM »

I picture Congress to be a group of those old ugly hunched things from The Dark Crystal.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #94 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 12:51:10 AM »

And Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock is there for no reason.

Fiero · « **Reply #95 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 08:08:41 AM »

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I picture Congress to be a group of those old ugly hunched things from The Dark Crystal.

Skeksis. Everytime I watch that movie I want to make a video game, a card game, or a tabletop adventure game.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #96 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 08:15:01 AM »

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Your pussy is almost old.

no, im 21. if someone is old here, is your dick. want some viagra?

Merla · « **Reply #97 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 10:05:08 PM »

Oh man I am so clueless. I was thinking pussy cat not pussy muff. That's what i get for not reading everything. LOL

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #98 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 11:19:26 PM »

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Your pussy is almost old.
no, im 21. if someone is old here, is your dick. want some viagra?

constant use sometimes causes premature aging. Too bad viagra cures a limp dick... and nothin cures sloppy pussy. You can always get your tits raised, though.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #99 on:** Apr 02, 2005, 03:21:43 AM »

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Your pussy is almost old.
no, im 21. if someone is old here, is your dick. want some viagra?
constant use sometimes causes premature aging. Too bad viagra cures a limp dick... and nothin cures sloppy pussy. You can always get your tits raised, though.

yeah I can, and you can always get your """"dick""""" cut so you can finally be that freaking puertorican woman you always wanted to be

edit: trying not to be so ""rude""

Fiero · « **Reply #100 on:** Apr 02, 2005, 07:34:43 AM »

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Your pussy is almost old.
no, im 21. if someone is old here, is your dick. want some viagra?
constant use sometimes causes premature aging. Too bad viagra cures a limp dick... and nothin cures sloppy pussy. You can always get your tits raised, though.
yeah I can, and you can always get your """"dick""""" cut so you can finally be that freaking puertorican woman you always wanted to be

edit: trying not to be so ""rude""

What possibly could have been there?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #101 on:** Apr 02, 2005, 12:46:12 PM »

Something you've been bugging me through countless emails to see.

STOP IT!

B E C K · « **Reply #102 on:** Apr 04, 2005, 09:26:13 AM »

Sorry, that was me.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #103 on:** Apr 04, 2005, 12:16:40 PM »

Well in that case, I'll post one.

Fiero · « **Reply #104 on:** Apr 04, 2005, 01:21:34 PM »

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Well in that case, I'll post one.

Disturbing. I'll have nightmares for years.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #105 on:** Apr 05, 2005, 10:20:26 AM »

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Well in that case, I'll post one.

:slaps Tom:

Merla · « **Reply #106 on:** Apr 05, 2005, 01:05:03 PM »

Come on everyone do The Shipley. **Dances around like a idiot**

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #107 on:** Apr 05, 2005, 08:53:43 PM »

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Well in that case, I'll post one.
:slaps Tom:

*leans back, and whacks Faye with lil Shipley*

Extra Zero · « **Reply #108 on:** Apr 05, 2005, 09:18:43 PM »

From the scan he posted, I think "lil Shipley's" too small to be swung at anyone. You'd kinda have to flick it like a piece of candy in a movie theater...

Merla · « **Reply #109 on:** Apr 05, 2005, 09:28:23 PM »

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From the scan he posted, I think "lil Shipley's" too small to be swung at anyone. You'd kinda have to flick it like a piece of candy in a movie theater...

Oh come on don't be such a jerk. It's a good size.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #110 on:** Apr 05, 2005, 10:11:31 PM »

Oh yeah and yellow too.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #111 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 08:18:06 AM »

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From the scan he posted, I think "lil Shipley's" too small to be swung at anyone. You'd kinda have to flick it like a piece of candy in a movie theater...
Oh come on don't be such a jerk. It's a good size.

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I WANNA SEE ITTTTT!!

Fiero · « **Reply #112 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 10:28:00 AM »

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From the scan he posted, I think "lil Shipley's" too small to be swung at anyone. You'd kinda have to flick it like a piece of candy in a movie theater...
Oh come on don't be such a jerk. It's a good size.
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I WANNA SEE ITTTTT!!

You would.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #113 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 11:31:41 AM »

Pay me, and you will. I have PayPal.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #114 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 11:41:10 AM »

Will it be dancing?

gwynn · « **Reply #115 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 11:48:15 AM »

ive seen it and Ill have to go with Handy on this one, but in his defence, putting it in the scanner might have cut off circulation.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #116 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 12:38:39 PM »

It didn't do any damage. And I can make it wiggle using the gif format...

Bernie · « **Reply #117 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 01:28:55 PM »

Well, considering I adopted you as a sibling and we're both in states with more than 10 last names, I'm closing my eyes until it's all over. -_-

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #118 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 02:36:07 PM »

Good thing, my Shipley can get out of control. It's like Raiders of the Lost ArK. Lightning, Smoke, and wierd Things comin out.

Where is Joe, anyways, he knows Shipley.

The D · « **Reply #119 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 03:46:39 PM »

Tom posted a scan of his penis? :x

Author Topic: My dad's in the hospital (Read 28950 times)

Bernie