Author Topic: Bernie! I need savings bonds advice (Read 10942 times)

Merla · « **on:** Mar 14, 2005, 12:58:43 PM »

I am looking into purchasing some and I need some advice since you seem to be so savy with financial matters. What can you tell me about them? Is this a recommended investment? What is the difference between "EE" and "I" bonds? I am looking for something long term (between 5 and 10 years).
What is the difference between electronic and paper? Why are paper sold only have half their face value? Thanks.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 14, 2005, 06:51:54 PM »

You could send me your money.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 15, 2005, 01:20:20 AM »

That's waht I did, and look at me now!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 15, 2005, 01:24:37 AM »

I never saw a cent, cheapskate.

joe · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 15, 2005, 01:24:44 AM »

Where is Bernie? Shouldn't she be back from her safari by now?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 15, 2005, 01:28:51 AM »

I need to ask her how to land forty-something chicks.

blanktoe · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 15, 2005, 04:13:53 AM »

I would rather ask Eddie.

Fiero · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 15, 2005, 07:02:56 AM »

The dog from Frasier?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 15, 2005, 09:52:03 AM »

Bernie!!! HELP HER SO I CAN STEAL THE SECRETS!!!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 15, 2005, 02:33:18 PM »

Quote

I would rather ask Eddie.

Muh oh yeah.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 15, 2005, 09:31:24 PM »

Keep bumping the topic. She'll see it eventually.

Fiero · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 15, 2005, 10:54:29 PM »

Penis is for girls, pussy is for boys, yay!

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 15, 2005, 11:29:36 PM »

Or so you think!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 15, 2005, 11:36:35 PM »

Wow, talk about off-topic!

joe · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 16, 2005, 01:07:15 AM »

Seriously, what gives? Did someone offend Bernie and now she's avoiding the place? I hope it wasn't me. I mean, it would have been completely inadvertent, but still.

blanktoe · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 16, 2005, 10:10:22 AM »

See what happens when you don't let women spank you?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 16, 2005, 11:18:17 AM »

She ate too many Boca Burgers, and now she's dead.

Merla · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 16, 2005, 12:59:41 PM »

**Beats up all the guys** Get the hell out! I don't think any of you freaks are Bernie.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 16, 2005, 01:13:28 PM »

No one said they were... Besides, I don't think Terry Kiser even posts here.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Mar 16, 2005, 10:14:13 PM »

It's not like Bernie lives here. Give her some time. She did say she usually comes here via work, maybe she went on vacation or something.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #20 on:** Mar 16, 2005, 10:17:01 PM »

I can see it now...MaxCon and Knurph in "WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S 2005"...

blanktoe · « **Reply #21 on:** Mar 16, 2005, 10:46:59 PM »

I would pay to see that.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #22 on:** Mar 16, 2005, 10:47:51 PM »

Me too! Fuck, with my ideas...

MegatronYES · « **Reply #23 on:** Mar 16, 2005, 10:52:34 PM »

Shut the hell up.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 16, 2005, 10:54:36 PM »

FINE. You can play Eddie...

MegatronYES · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 16, 2005, 10:55:50 PM »

And when I call you I can you "Al"

Extra Zero · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 16, 2005, 10:56:29 PM »

Do you even try to make sense anymore?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #27 on:** Mar 16, 2005, 11:01:48 PM »

Fuckass.

"You can be my bodyguard, and I could be your long-lost pal,
I could call you Haddie, and Haddie when you call me you cna call me Al,"

Paul Simon

Extra Zero · « **Reply #28 on:** Mar 16, 2005, 11:04:30 PM »

"You cna call me Al"?

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Mar 16, 2005, 11:34:34 PM »

I used to absolutely love that freakin' song when I was a kid.