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« Reply #30 on: Mar 20, 2005, 04:15:08 PM »
This is what you get for being a Carl.
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« Reply #31 on: Mar 20, 2005, 04:30:14 PM »
I do a great Carl Imitation.

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« Reply #32 on: Mar 20, 2005, 08:57:17 PM »
So can MegatronCARL.  I do a spot-on Meatwad impersonation myself.
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« Reply #33 on: Mar 20, 2005, 09:46:37 PM »
It's sad because it's true.
10,000 steps down, round and round. One night on the town and I'm hellbound ... Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me. My little tower, seal my fate. Help me pay back, end their hate. Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me

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« Reply #34 on: Mar 20, 2005, 09:53:07 PM »
And I can do an impersonation of Keanu doing an impersonation of MaxCon.  That's pretty spot-on too.
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« Reply #35 on: Mar 20, 2005, 09:54:38 PM »
I bet a gorrila could do an imitation of Max Con jackin off.

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« Reply #36 on: Mar 20, 2005, 09:58:55 PM »
I get huffy, then I start to scream and punch things when I'm about to blow.
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« Reply #37 on: Mar 20, 2005, 10:02:14 PM »
You probably sound like Popeye...
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« Reply #38 on: Mar 20, 2005, 10:43:08 PM »
Bluto.
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« Reply #39 on: Mar 20, 2005, 11:01:48 PM »
You're a bad liar.
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« Reply #40 on: Mar 20, 2005, 11:18:12 PM »
Wimpy?
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« Reply #41 on: Mar 20, 2005, 11:22:35 PM »
I could see that...but no.
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« Reply #42 on: Mar 20, 2005, 11:22:53 PM »
Oh noes!  Too much!

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« Reply #43 on: Mar 20, 2005, 11:24:04 PM »
Of?
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« Reply #44 on: Mar 20, 2005, 11:40:37 PM »
Quote
This is what you get for being a Carl.
 :o huaw...
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

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« Reply #45 on: Mar 20, 2005, 11:43:09 PM »
You get your head super-imposed onto Carl's body.
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« Reply #46 on: Mar 20, 2005, 11:44:06 PM »
:o Fucking image.
I can't even.
God.
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« Reply #47 on: Mar 20, 2005, 11:51:11 PM »
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Of?
Information.

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« Reply #48 on: Mar 20, 2005, 11:51:29 PM »
Ohhhhhhh...
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« Reply #49 on: Mar 20, 2005, 11:53:20 PM »
Looka my face. On Carl.
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« Reply #50 on: Mar 20, 2005, 11:53:39 PM »
Yessssssssssss.
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« Reply #51 on: Mar 20, 2005, 11:55:02 PM »
Mwa ha ha ha haa. Most excellent, yehesssss
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« Reply #52 on: Apr 08, 2005, 08:03:58 AM »
Dudes I still haven't seen this movie!  

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« Reply #53 on: Apr 08, 2005, 10:03:06 AM »
Me neither! even though it has Keanu Reeve on it(actually thats the only reason i would go to see it, to start with)

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« Reply #54 on: Apr 08, 2005, 05:26:26 PM »
You can wait for the DVD.
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« Reply #55 on: Apr 09, 2005, 06:29:25 AM »
You guys should watch I <3 Huckabees.

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« Reply #56 on: Apr 09, 2005, 07:32:36 AM »
I want to see that.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #57 on: Apr 09, 2005, 04:17:44 PM »
I don't.  I don't know why.  It just looked... uh....

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« Reply #58 on: Apr 09, 2005, 04:36:24 PM »
Watch it for Jude Law at least, you dont wanna make Jude cry. :(  

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« Reply #59 on: Apr 09, 2005, 04:49:29 PM »
I'm in the grey zone with Jude Law.

Parade's Nominees for the Top Ten Best Looking Men:
Brad Pitt.  Ok.
Will Smith.  No.
Colin Farrell.  No.
George Clooney.  Ok.
Tom Cruise.  Joy.
Johnny Depp.  Ok.
Ashton Kutcher.  YOU FAIL IT.  No.
Orlando Bloom.  Ok.
Jude Law.  Ok.
Richard Gere.  Yuck.

Score 5/10  (Minus an addition point for mere mention of Ass-ton.)