Author Topic: Go Directly to Jail (Read 15364 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #30 on:** Mar 10, 2005, 06:58:31 PM »

There's something I don't like about him. He should've been gayer in "Six Degrees of Separation" for starters.

Fiero · « **Reply #31 on:** Mar 10, 2005, 07:57:18 PM »

I liked him in Hitch, but I think he tries far to hard to make himself seem like some sort of badass.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #32 on:** Mar 10, 2005, 09:24:00 PM »

No, Will Smith has two roles. He's either the cocky rookie or the experienced smartass. Try to deny that.

B E C K · « **Reply #33 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 07:13:20 AM »

And it's still one more than Julia Roberts.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #34 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 05:03:06 PM »

I rue the day that I see Will Smith play the "dumb bitch".

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #35 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 06:35:36 PM »

What about Eddie Murphy?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #36 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 07:15:04 PM »

He's got a few roles he can play. Conservative father-figure with a nutty side, nutty asshole with conservative side and poorly acted player.

B E C K · « **Reply #37 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 08:47:08 PM »

Eddie Murphy > Will Smith. "I want to party all the time...."

Extra Zero · « **Reply #38 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 09:16:12 PM »

With hookers.

B E C K · « **Reply #39 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 09:21:15 PM »

Yeah, where are Will Smith's hookers? Further more, Jada Pinkett Smith > Will Smith.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #40 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 09:25:11 PM »

And how!

B E C K · « **Reply #41 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 09:31:04 PM »

Will Smith needs to get spontaneously eaten by a shark. It would really help his career.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #42 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 09:33:38 PM »

It would also give Hanna Barbera a serious excuse to dust off the Jabber Jaw license!

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 09:35:16 PM »

Who would voice Jabber Jaw?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #44 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 09:43:35 PM »

Jack Black.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #45 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 09:54:52 PM »

The only time I've ever laughed at Jack Black was when he got his arm blown off in The Jackal. That was funny.

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 09:57:29 PM »

You just gave me a reason to see that movie.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #47 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 09:57:53 PM »

It also has Bruce Willis.

B E C K · « **Reply #48 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 09:59:34 PM »

Yeah but isn't the "hero" Richard Gere?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #49 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 10:01:30 PM »

Yeah, we'll just don't watch the last ten minutes of the movie.

B E C K · « **Reply #50 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 10:02:30 PM »

Richard Gere needs to die in more movies. A shark would be too good for him.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #51 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 10:04:21 PM »

No... How about Richard Gere in "GERBIL'S REVENGE"!!!

B E C K · « **Reply #52 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 10:12:00 PM »

I would love to see Dick in the King Kong remake as an extra who gets squished.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #53 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 10:14:05 PM »

Alas, that spot is reserved for Phil LaMarr...

B E C K · « **Reply #54 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 10:17:17 PM »

He better use the Static Shock voice when dying.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #55 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 10:21:37 PM »

Yeah... "Kong'll put a shock to my syst---".

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #56 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 10:22:58 PM »

I wanna see Sin City. It looks 15 ways of good, and has Bruce Willis.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #57 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 10:24:10 PM »

And Jessica Alba!

B E C K · « **Reply #58 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 10:48:07 PM »

Yay and BOO.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #59 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 10:50:43 PM »

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And Jessica Alba!

And how.