Author Topic: im highly dissapointed (Read 19586 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #60 on:** Mar 06, 2005, 12:09:14 AM »

I like to stick magazines under the bathroom door so Merla has people staring at her as she goes.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #61 on:** Mar 06, 2005, 12:10:10 AM »

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Faye Valentine · « **Reply #62 on:** Mar 06, 2005, 06:39:54 PM »

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Heh. The only times I've been really drunk were by myself or a few friends, but those days are behind me. I don't like the thought of getting drunk in public, nor do I understand the reasoning behind drinking to get drunk. I drink to relax and loosen up.

i was SOOOO drunk yesterday, and for the first time in a LOOONG time i dont rememember going to bed :huh: it was fucking AWESOME. its 7:30pm and im still drunk.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #63 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 01:06:19 AM »

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Yeah, she doesn't care to close the door.

Mine doesnt when she goes #2...

especially if I had friends over.

x.x

B E C K · « **Reply #64 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 01:11:38 AM »

Ha ha! Plop goes the weasel!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #65 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 01:13:24 AM »

Fucking stinky ass shit, too. All she eats are kippers, cabbages, and boiled eggs.

joe · « **Reply #66 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 01:53:48 AM »

Man, are you sure it's okay for you to be divulging this stuff?

B E C K · « **Reply #67 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 03:01:42 AM »

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Fucking stinky ass shit, too. All she eats are kippers, cabbages, and boiled eggs.

Quoted for posterity.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #68 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 09:34:00 AM »

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Fucking stinky ass shit, too. All she eats are kippers, cabbages, and boiled eggs.

thats freaking nasty

joe · « **Reply #69 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 10:25:45 AM »

Edit: Whoops. I've made a faux pas.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #70 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 10:59:18 AM »

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Man, are you sure it's okay for you to be divulging this stuff?

Fuck her, she's done it openly, and she'll probably never see this.

joe · « **Reply #71 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 11:18:11 AM »

Yeah, for some reason I thought you were talking about your girlfriend, rather than your sister. Don't skim posts, kids. <_<

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #72 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 11:19:08 AM »

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Yeah, for some reason I thought you were talking about your girlfriend, rather than your sister. Don't skim posts, kids. <_<

dude i thought the same shiet!

joe · « **Reply #73 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 11:21:31 AM »

I suppose that subconsciously I wanted it to be his girlfriend, because it's a hell of a lot funnier that way.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #74 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 11:32:43 AM »

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I suppose that subconsciously I wanted it to be his girlfriend, because it's a hell of a lot funnier that way.

Nah, she's still in the lock the door stage. Give it a couple of years.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #75 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 11:43:54 AM »

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Don't skim posts, kids

This is true:

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subconsciously I wanted it to be his girlfriend

I read "subconsciously I wanted to be his girlfriend"

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #76 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 11:59:09 AM »

*gets some KY*

joe · « **Reply #77 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 12:03:16 PM »

Yes, we all know about your penchant for anal intrusion, Tom -- but you ain't gettin' anywhere near this back door.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #78 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 12:04:29 PM »

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Just a lil?

joe · « **Reply #79 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 12:08:19 PM »

No. Let us never speak of it again.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #80 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 12:36:21 PM »

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I suppose that subconsciously I wanted it to be his girlfriend, because it's a hell of a lot funnier that way.
Nah, she's still in the lock the door stage. Give it a couple of years.

eww i would NEVER do that

Merla · « **Reply #81 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 03:05:16 PM »

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Don't skim posts, kids

This is true:

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subconsciously I wanted it to be his girlfriend

I read "subconsciously I wanted to be his girlfriend"

Oh good I wasn't the only one who read it that way.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #82 on:** Mar 07, 2005, 03:52:56 PM »

Joe wants me!

B E C K · « **Reply #83 on:** Mar 08, 2005, 12:01:35 AM »

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Yeah, she doesn't care to close the door.
Mine doesnt when she goes #2...

especially if I had friends over.

x.x

Wait, you're talking about your SISTER? The post you quoted is me referring to my MOTHER. I thought you were talking your mother, man. Merla and I are all about locked doors. Merla, you slime token, why didn't you catch that?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #84 on:** Mar 08, 2005, 12:34:19 AM »

I was talking about my Mom

B E C K · « **Reply #85 on:** Mar 08, 2005, 12:36:57 AM »

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Yeah, for some reason I thought you were talking about your girlfriend, rather than your sister. Don't skim posts, kids. <_<

Then why didn't you correct joe?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #86 on:** Mar 08, 2005, 12:43:07 AM »

He's all fucked up, and I didn't think about it. My sisters are more than 13 years older than me, and moved out of the house long ago.

B E C K · « **Reply #87 on:** Mar 08, 2005, 12:45:04 AM »

But the pressing question is does she poop with the door open.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #88 on:** Mar 08, 2005, 12:45:53 AM »

They probably don't, since they have a different mom than me. But then their mom was a psycho, to they probably only do Cleaveland Steamers.

B E C K · « **Reply #89 on:** Mar 08, 2005, 12:47:17 AM »

And their poop comes out with a knife in its hand!