Author Topic: These parents are on Dr. Phil.... (Read 23659 times)

Sam · « **Reply #30 on:** Feb 25, 2005, 01:02:14 AM »

No broadband + no X-Box + no money = no X-Box Live, chump

B E C K · « **Reply #31 on:** Feb 25, 2005, 01:16:15 AM »

I only use the mail though I chell my group periodically to make sure it's not dead yet.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #32 on:** Feb 25, 2005, 01:20:00 AM »

Quote

No broadband + no X-Box + no money = no X-Box Live, chump

Boy are you behind the times...

The D · « **Reply #33 on:** Feb 25, 2005, 02:34:26 PM »

I was once diagnosed with OCD though I serously doubt I have it.

And I say Max tapes the conversations he has with this girl and then uploads a copy, if it's funny.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #34 on:** Feb 25, 2005, 02:52:45 PM »

:: moves D's cheese ::

Extra Zero · « **Reply #35 on:** Feb 25, 2005, 02:54:23 PM »

This calls for me to do my Maxcon voice...

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Feb 25, 2005, 06:08:16 PM »

Yes it does.

Max Con · « **Reply #37 on:** Feb 25, 2005, 07:28:06 PM »

It never ends!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #38 on:** Feb 26, 2005, 01:43:50 AM »

Tomarrow!

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #39 on:** Feb 26, 2005, 12:12:48 PM »

Quote

What Is OCD?

If you or someone you care about has been diagnosed with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD), you may feel you are the only person facing the difficulties of this illness. But you are not alone. In the United States, 1 in 50 adults currently has OCD, and twice that many have had it at some point in their lives. Fortunately, very effective treatments for OCD are now available to help you regain a more satisfying life. Here are answers to the most commonly asked questions about OCD.

What Is Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder?

Worries, doubts, superstitious beliefs all are common in everyday life. However, when they become so excessive such as hours of hand washing or make no sense at all such as driving around and around the block to chell that an accident didn't occur then a diagnosis of OCD is made. In OCD, it is as though the brain gets stuck on a particular thought or urge and just can't let go. People with OCD often say the symptoms feel like a case of mental hiccups that won't go away. OCD is a medical brain disorder that causes problems in information processing. It is not your fault or the result of a "weak" or unstable personality.

Before the arrival of modern medications and cognitive behavior therapy, OCD was generally thought to be untreatable. Most people with OCD continued to suffer, despite years of ineffective psychotherapy. Today, luckily, treatment can help most people with OCD. Although OCD is usually completely curable only in some individuals, most people achieve meaningful and long-term symptom relief with comprehensive treatment.

Toe, I thought you were only going to post the first paragraph of that.

That would have been hilarious.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #40 on:** Feb 26, 2005, 11:58:02 PM »

blanktoe · « **Reply #41 on:** Feb 27, 2005, 12:39:00 AM »

Quote

Toe, I thought you were only going to post the first paragraph of that.

That would have been hilarious.

That would be too much like right.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #42 on:** Feb 27, 2005, 01:25:44 AM »

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #43 on:** Mar 01, 2005, 08:41:01 PM »

Quote

And three of the parents' five kids are Kairon, Mikai, and Kaizaac. Another one is also Kai-something or other. What the fuck? Kaizaac? Is that even a name? It sounds like a medication. And wasn't Khyron a villain on Robotech?

what about dweezel and moon unit zappa? that's some pretty fucked up shit right there. i mean...who names their kid a noun? moon unit...

Extra Zero · « **Reply #44 on:** Mar 01, 2005, 09:25:35 PM »

I've seen a woman on C-Span named "Pepsi" once while I was flipping channels. aside from that, I've read about a woman who named her daughter "Placenta". However, the funniest name I've ever run across was probably "Arian White" which belonged to a former co-worker of mine, who happened to be 7 ft tall and black.

B E C K · « **Reply #45 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 01:19:52 AM »

Merla's been peppering conversations with Kaizaac (like "he needs his Kaizaac") at work and apparently no one's caught on.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #46 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 02:16:07 AM »

Nuri, get an Xbox and talk to us.

I'm tired of women who aren't funny. Entertain me soemhow.

B E C K · « **Reply #47 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 04:13:05 AM »

You get Halo playing womens on da seX-box? Are you sure they're not just high-pitched boys?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #48 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 08:14:59 AM »

Nah. Men don't drive the warthog THAT badly.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #49 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 08:44:25 AM »

Quote

I've seen a woman on C-Span named "Pepsi" once while I was flipping channels. aside from that, I've read about a woman who named her daughter "Placenta". However, the funniest name I've ever run across was probably "Arian White" which belonged to a former co-worker of mine, who happened to be 7 ft tall and black.

theres this doctor in peru, who became fucked up in the head after he went for a night into one of the most haunted places in peru. the thing is that he came out of there crazy and he named his first born daughter "Neurona H20" and her second daughter, "Neurona H202"

MegatronYES · « **Reply #50 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 08:52:05 AM »

Quote

Nah. Men don't drive the warthog THAT badly.

ha ha ha ha!!!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #51 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 03:21:23 PM »

Quote

theres this doctor in peru, who became fucked up in the head after he went for a night into one of the most haunted places in peru. the thing is that he came out of there crazy and he named his first born daughter "Neurona H20" and her second daughter, "Neurona H202"

Kinda like how George Foreman named all of his children varients of "George".

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #52 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 04:15:22 PM »

No, that's called Vanity. Foreman was a dumbfuck, and still is. *owns a Cuisinart grill*

Extra Zero · « **Reply #53 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 04:16:14 PM »

The Ronco Showtime over blasts the shit out of Foreman's grill.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #54 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 04:16:36 PM »

God, I want one of those so bad...

Extra Zero · « **Reply #55 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 04:18:40 PM »

We have one at home. I was skeptical about it at first, but goddamn does everthing taste better in it. Rotisserie baby back ribs are probably my favorite.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #56 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 04:19:14 PM »

*whimpers*

I want the one that can do a full Turkey. I loooooooooooove Turkey.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #57 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 04:21:21 PM »

We only have the Showtime Jr. I have however done turkey breast in it, and that's pretty damn good.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #58 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 06:17:39 PM »

Quote

No, that's called Vanity. Foreman was a dumbfuck, and still is.

thats what happens whe you do some boxing for a long time! i mean look at poor Rocky!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #59 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 07:27:13 PM »

He was pretty much retarded in the final film. I hope people know what they're asking for in a sequel...