Author Topic: The origin of my new personal title. (Read 34187 times)

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #30 on:** Feb 27, 2005, 11:38:48 PM »

How could a cat kill a black mamba?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #31 on:** Feb 27, 2005, 11:40:06 PM »

The black momba was terminally ill.

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Feb 28, 2005, 12:10:33 AM »

And blind. And tired. And suicidal.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #33 on:** Feb 28, 2005, 12:11:03 AM »

Those too. They were ALL factors.

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** Feb 28, 2005, 12:12:48 AM »

And preassassinated by the mongoose who killed Kennedy.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #35 on:** Feb 28, 2005, 12:14:35 AM »

Haha... Historians never saw that coming!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #36 on:** Feb 28, 2005, 01:17:34 AM »

Actually we did.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #37 on:** Feb 28, 2005, 04:16:24 PM »

Sure...

B E C K · « **Reply #38 on:** Mar 01, 2005, 12:38:18 AM »

Historians just say things like that to feel important.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #39 on:** Mar 01, 2005, 05:28:35 AM »

Well what else are we supposed to do?

Me, Faye · « **Reply #40 on:** Mar 01, 2005, 08:52:04 AM »

dude you haven't even graduated yet. stop calling yourself an historian

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #41 on:** Mar 01, 2005, 10:13:36 AM »

But you consider yourself important because you work for the chamber of commerce.

joe · « **Reply #42 on:** Mar 01, 2005, 10:53:40 AM »

Really? Faye, that's so uncool. I thought you were a hip lady. Not anymore.

Me, Faye · « **Reply #43 on:** Mar 01, 2005, 12:32:19 PM »

hip lady? what does that mean??

and tom, its cause im WORKING. do i call myself an executive?? NO. or a dr? no.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #44 on:** Mar 01, 2005, 12:55:30 PM »

"Hip Ladies" are classy shot girls who make the impressive tips, so christened for the bandolier-style belts thay carry the bottles in.

B E C K · « **Reply #45 on:** Mar 01, 2005, 02:12:12 PM »

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Well what else are we supposed to do?

Help put me to sleep by creating more programs for the History channel.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #46 on:** Mar 01, 2005, 03:48:05 PM »

I have business cards at the Office Depot. Beat that bitches!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #47 on:** Mar 01, 2005, 05:22:45 PM »

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"Hip Ladies" are classy shot girls who make the impressive tips, so christened for the bandolier-style belts thay carry the bottles in.

im not a waitress if thats what hes referring to

B E C K · « **Reply #48 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 01:10:34 AM »

He meant "hip" as in "cool", "happening", "stylish" or to a greater extent, "keen".

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #49 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 08:51:58 AM »

then why did he say" i thought you were"? what did i do that wasn't hip??

MegatronYES · « **Reply #50 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 08:53:30 AM »

I can tell ya that skirt is about as hip as anything concievably can be.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #51 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 08:56:26 AM »

aww thanks its one of my favorites!
and i look soooo freaking tan, its awesome

MegatronYES · « **Reply #52 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 09:11:29 AM »

Indeed it is.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #53 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 09:34:57 AM »

and my sister too!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #54 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 10:23:30 AM »

Jeez Megs, how's her sphincter? You really do need to get laid. Faye, will you and your sister double up on him? He really needs it.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #55 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 10:33:02 AM »

just because he says i look good it means he needs to get some action?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #56 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 10:53:23 AM »

He really does, though. He need some bad.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #57 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 11:06:38 AM »

how do you know? did he try a move on you?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #58 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 11:13:26 AM »

:huh:

What have you heard?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #59 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 11:23:53 AM »

more than i wanted to