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« Reply #30 on: Aug 19, 2004, 10:39:49 AM »
I can hear somebody in his office right now - the voice is getting higher the more he bubbles & effuses.  And yes, there is giggling.  I'm going to be careful where I step in the hallway.  <_<  
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« Reply #31 on: Aug 19, 2004, 01:49:19 PM »
E-gad.

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« Reply #32 on: Aug 19, 2004, 02:24:50 PM »
Be sure to bring a camera.


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« Reply #33 on: Aug 19, 2004, 09:11:32 PM »
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« Reply #34 on: Aug 20, 2004, 07:56:24 PM »
OMG Hamm!!! HAMM!! OMG!

....

mmm... women's gymnastics.
 
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« Reply #35 on: Aug 23, 2004, 10:32:20 PM »
Jesus christ.

There's so much controversy going on about Men's Gymnastics right now... it's like in 2002 when the Canadians were supposed to win Figure Skating but thanks to a stupid Frenchie they didn't.

First, Paul Hamm fell during team gymnastics, and landed on the Judges table, and went to 12th place. And everyone thought he lost. But then he did perfect on his next routines and shot up the ranks to win gold by a fraction of a point.


Now some Korean's whining cuz he got bronze and he wanted gold and he thought the Judges favored Hamm and there was bribing and backstabbing.


And right now, there's individual men's gymnastics, and the entire stadium is in a uproar because they say scores were marked incorrect.


I think they need to shut the fuck up. Everyone's jealous because Hamm's won so many medals, and now they gotta start shit to make him look bad. And if the other teams don't stop their wining, I'm going to go kick some faggot gymnast ass.
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« Reply #36 on: Aug 23, 2004, 11:07:53 PM »
WRONG.  They underscored a LOT of people tonite.  When I got home, my mom was all 'FTW, stoopid n00bz need 2 lern how to skor teh flippings.'

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« Reply #37 on: Aug 24, 2004, 10:35:04 AM »
i want to meet your mom.  she sounds rad.
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« Reply #38 on: Aug 24, 2004, 01:17:18 PM »
I actually watched it on Sunday.  Didn't see anything last night though.

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« Reply #39 on: Aug 25, 2004, 11:36:56 AM »
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I actually watched it on Sunday.  Didn't see anything last night though.
I saw some Soccer... worst fuckin sport ever.
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« Reply #40 on: Aug 25, 2004, 12:03:11 PM »
The best part about the soccer is the Iraqi team telling Bush to quit using them in his campaign ads.  :lol:  
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« Reply #41 on: Aug 25, 2004, 07:36:17 PM »
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« Reply #42 on: Aug 26, 2004, 11:12:32 AM »
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« Reply #43 on: Aug 26, 2004, 01:44:14 PM »
Fuck Bush.
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« Reply #44 on: Aug 26, 2004, 02:35:11 PM »
He's doing a pretty good job of fucking himself lately.  :lol:  
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« Reply #45 on: Aug 26, 2004, 03:45:12 PM »
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Fuck Bush.
Fuck my Bush..


I mean... ooh a pony!


The whole gold medal is just bad sportsmanship.  I've gotten ripped off in color guard, but did we start an upheaval after the awards ceremony?  No.. we just waited until we got back home and bitched to other people.  XP

I think rhythmic gymnastics starts tonight!  :lol:  
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« Reply #46 on: Aug 26, 2004, 03:50:17 PM »
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Fuck my Bush..


I mean... ooh a pony!

 :lol: !!  Didn't Catherine the Great say something like that?

Speaking of horses & gymnasts, anyone else heard Paul Hamm speak?  Sounds like he has many years of landing wrong on the ol' pommel there.  :blink:  
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« Reply #47 on: Aug 26, 2004, 09:17:53 PM »
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How pleasent.
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« Reply #48 on: Aug 27, 2004, 02:11:24 AM »
Dude, I would be pissed too if I were the Iraqi team.  I would be pissed if my picture were just randomly placed in anyone's campaign ad who I don't support.  Stupid fucking Bush.

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« Reply #49 on: Aug 31, 2004, 01:03:17 PM »
I'd try fucking Chelsey's bush, but then I might get a thorn in my dick.
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« Reply #50 on: Aug 31, 2004, 01:30:17 PM »
:o  OMG, that is nasty!
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« Reply #51 on: Aug 31, 2004, 01:37:44 PM »
What, you said she was cute in another thread.
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« Reply #52 on: Aug 31, 2004, 02:20:39 PM »
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I'd try fucking Chelsey's bush, but then I might get a thorn in my dick.
 You saying I have crotch roses?
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« Reply #53 on: Aug 31, 2004, 03:45:03 PM »
No, I'm saying your bushes have thorns.



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You did tell me to violate your shrubbery.  <_<  
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« Reply #54 on: Aug 31, 2004, 03:58:24 PM »
Some girls think theirs smells like roses.
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« Reply #55 on: Aug 31, 2004, 04:21:16 PM »
It was capitalized, so I think it refered to the individual she is obligated to list on current event questionnaires as her President.
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« Reply #56 on: Aug 31, 2004, 04:21:47 PM »
Nooo.. those are the raspberry bushes.

You soiled my harvest!  Now my family won't have a Christmas!
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« Reply #57 on: Aug 31, 2004, 04:29:52 PM »
Damn right.  There are laws against selling dickberries.  :angry:  
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« Reply #58 on: Aug 31, 2004, 07:32:13 PM »
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