Author Topic: Jungle Fever: Revisited (Read 11452 times)

Extra Zero · « **on:** Feb 21, 2005, 03:44:52 AM »

...only with a dog.

Max Con · « **Reply #1 on:** Feb 21, 2005, 07:06:41 AM »

True love is so beautiful.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #2 on:** Feb 21, 2005, 12:05:18 PM »

MEIN EYES!!!

x.x

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Feb 22, 2005, 12:10:27 AM »

Do I want to see this?

blanktoe · « **Reply #4 on:** Feb 22, 2005, 12:58:01 AM »

WOW, Didn't expect Angelina Jolie to do that!!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #5 on:** Feb 22, 2005, 04:32:21 AM »

Reminds me of junior high.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Feb 22, 2005, 05:03:39 AM »

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WOW, Didn't expect Angelina Jolie to do that!!

Is that suppose to be some sort of lure for me or is it just a joke on Angelina?

blanktoe · « **Reply #7 on:** Feb 22, 2005, 06:22:28 AM »

yes no

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #8 on:** Feb 22, 2005, 06:27:32 AM »

Dissapointing video. There was no penetration.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Feb 22, 2005, 06:45:01 AM »

............................

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #10 on:** Feb 22, 2005, 10:22:57 AM »

Why didn't the Lion just, ya know, eat it?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #11 on:** Feb 22, 2005, 12:17:08 PM »

Lions are beyond that.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #12 on:** Feb 22, 2005, 09:21:55 PM »

No they aren't.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #13 on:** Feb 22, 2005, 10:45:52 PM »

Lions aren't fucking Korean. They're African--and I don't know ANY Africans that eat dogs.

blanktoe · « **Reply #14 on:** Feb 23, 2005, 12:29:41 AM »

If Africans eat fucking gorillas you better believe they're dogs.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #15 on:** Feb 23, 2005, 12:41:46 AM »

Wh-what?!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #16 on:** Feb 23, 2005, 01:04:18 AM »

I think he meant, they eat dogs.

And they probably do. When you're starving, Fido tastes great.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #17 on:** Feb 23, 2005, 01:05:47 AM »

I don't know. The LION was probably hungry and she didn't eat the dog.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #18 on:** Feb 23, 2005, 01:06:15 AM »

I still wouldn't hump a damn lioness.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #19 on:** Feb 23, 2005, 01:08:05 AM »

W-where the fuck does sex with a lion come into this conversation. SICK. We were talking about Africans eating dogs.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Feb 23, 2005, 09:49:03 AM »

Pr0n for Tom.

I'd like to see you try and get away with telling us SHE looks like Kary, too.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #21 on:** Feb 23, 2005, 12:15:03 PM »

Nah, Kary's got better titties, and an ass you could live on.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Feb 23, 2005, 12:50:48 PM »

You mean like in Futurama where those people were all living on Bender?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #23 on:** Feb 23, 2005, 02:18:56 PM »

I'm trying to figure out (among other things) why EZ stutters in his posts.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Feb 23, 2005, 02:25:06 PM »

It's to portray an expression of surprise.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #25 on:** Feb 23, 2005, 02:28:16 PM »

Once is surprise, but twice is habit.

The thought that comes to mind is a quote from Sean Connery of SNL Celebrity Jeopardy: "son, I think you might be legally retarded!"

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Feb 23, 2005, 02:32:54 PM »

He was doubly surprised.

"I'm pregnant."
"Wh-what!?"
"With your alien double's demonic seedling."
"W-WH-WHAT!?"

See?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #27 on:** Feb 23, 2005, 02:37:19 PM »

Do...do what?

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Feb 23, 2005, 02:52:41 PM »

That's the ticket. If this were a Disney movie, there'd be a song right about now.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #29 on:** Feb 23, 2005, 03:09:10 PM »

Would you live on Bender's ass?