Author Topic: OMG SEX IS TEH BAD!!! (Read 6333 times)

The D · « **on:** Feb 20, 2005, 10:24:48 PM »

http://www.ironhymen.com/
http://www.sexisforfags.com/

Omg!

Sex is bad and for fags... mmmkay!

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"Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Feb 20, 2005, 10:26:40 PM »

:mellow:

Extra Zero · « **Reply #2 on:** Feb 20, 2005, 10:27:41 PM »

...

*shakes head and walks out of thread*

MegatronYES · « **Reply #3 on:** Feb 21, 2005, 12:14:43 AM »

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Who the fuck mad ethose? I can't find anything that breaks the joke.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #4 on:** Feb 21, 2005, 12:17:39 AM »

Ha ha ha! An "I don't like this" bite! ha ha

MegatronYES · « **Reply #5 on:** Feb 21, 2005, 12:28:58 AM »

Oh wait. Nevermind. Chickenhead.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #6 on:** Feb 21, 2005, 12:41:13 AM »

*is twenty feet away from the thread*

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #7 on:** Feb 21, 2005, 10:23:38 AM »

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I (MY NAME} hereby pledge:

1. To never let grubby boys touch me – unless it's just fun innocent stuff like tripping me and pulling my hair. (But only the hair on my head!)

2. To never wear trampy stuff like shorts or t-shirts or open-toed shoes, which basically tell horny perverts that I'm a major tramp who's just asking for it.

3. To never do rough stuff like ride horsies or bikes with hard seats, which could break my vagina's freshness seal and make me totally unlovable.

4. To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises.

5. To never have premarital sex, because Jesus doesn't want anyone messing around inside my girly hole until after His church makes some money off a wedding.

I understand that abstaining from sex protects me from:

Forcing my wonderful parents to use "tough love" and kick me out of the house for embarrassing them by being such a little whore.

Having adoption-hungry homosexuals circle my pregnant belly like vultures, hell-bent on corrupting my unwanted bastard child with their sicko "love."

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #8 on:** Feb 21, 2005, 12:04:37 PM »

We should adopt this into the constitution.

blanktoe · « **Reply #9 on:** Feb 21, 2005, 01:10:07 PM »

I agree to everything except the tampons. Nobody should let baby juice ooze all over their underwear.

The D · « **Reply #10 on:** Feb 21, 2005, 01:19:57 PM »

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We should adopt this into the constitution.

Yes, you do that, and you can adopt the ban on gay marriage alongside it as well. And then the right wing shall rule the world!

blanktoe · « **Reply #11 on:** Feb 21, 2005, 01:25:47 PM »

I thought they already ruled the world?.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #12 on:** Feb 21, 2005, 01:55:16 PM »

Almost. You'll know it's all over when polyester leisure suits make a comeback.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #13 on:** Feb 21, 2005, 04:32:45 PM »

*fifty feet*

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Feb 22, 2005, 12:13:24 AM »

"thirsty little albino penises", that's rich.

Sexy faye · « **Reply #15 on:** Feb 22, 2005, 08:24:35 AM »

now i feel like ive been raped by a tampon

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #16 on:** Feb 22, 2005, 08:27:12 AM »

o.o;;;

*locks the bathroom door*

sexy faye · « **Reply #17 on:** Feb 22, 2005, 08:46:53 AM »

yeah u do that! dont let em little nasty tampons get out

btw did anyone of you heard that gossip about prince charles telling camila that he wanted to be her tampon??

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #18 on:** Feb 22, 2005, 10:17:46 AM »

I've heard worse. Keep in mind he's the Brittish equivilent of a redneck.

Well hell, they are taking powet here now, soon we'll have an inbred queen.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #19 on:** Feb 22, 2005, 06:43:36 PM »

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I've heard worse. Keep in mind he's the Brittish equivilent of a redneck.

dude shut up! i love the windsors!
especially will :wub:

awww i have my icon again! yay and drinking a forty! god bless em!

The D · « **Reply #20 on:** Feb 22, 2005, 07:57:02 PM »

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now i feel like ive been raped by a tampon

*reads: "now i feel like ive been raped by tapion"*

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Feb 23, 2005, 09:23:03 AM »

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yeah u do that! dont let em little nasty tampons get out

btw did anyone of you heard that gossip about prince charles telling camila that he wanted to be her tampon??

Yeah, which explained how he ended up back in the wrapper and tossed into the trashcan.

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