Author Topic: FYI (Read 33719 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Feb 16, 2005, 03:03:19 AM »

[doHTML]This year is the year of the wood cock. I leave the jokes to you.[/doHTML]

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #1 on:** Feb 16, 2005, 08:33:21 AM »

True fact: before the age of plastic, dildos were made of wood, sometimes covered with leather.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #2 on:** Feb 16, 2005, 10:31:32 AM »

Thus why the Gynocologist has existed since the begining of time.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #3 on:** Feb 16, 2005, 01:14:27 PM »

Haha, History of Sex is such a funny show. I wish History Channel would air it more often.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #4 on:** Feb 16, 2005, 03:22:49 PM »

Yeah, instead it's always modern shit that happened 3 years ago >.<

I wanna see more ancient history, damnit!

The D · « **Reply #5 on:** Feb 16, 2005, 03:23:36 PM »

I'm a rooster!

joe · « **Reply #6 on:** Feb 16, 2005, 03:32:49 PM »

Apparently I'm a me(n)tal monkey.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #7 on:** Feb 16, 2005, 04:06:45 PM »

Im a positive Water Dog.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #8 on:** Feb 16, 2005, 04:17:58 PM »

Since 1961 and 1973 are 12 years apart, Eddie & I are both oxen.

I like being an ox.. That was the nickname of my all-time favorite bassist John Entwistle.

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Since it takes a long time to develop intimate relationships, Oxes like long courtships.

Yeah, I think 8 years would qualify.

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No one delights in their own accomplishments like the Monkeys. Enjoying themselves immensely, they try anything at least once!

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To Roosters, a difficult task is a challenge. They dearly love starting controversies.

I can see this!

Go find yourself!

blanktoe · « **Reply #9 on:** Feb 16, 2005, 05:07:40 PM »

YAY!! I'm a snake.

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You can never tell how far Snakes will go to achieve their aims. They are relentless and their computer-like brains never stop plotting.When you anger them, you feel their icy hostility instead of hearing any sharp words. They will bide their time for revenge, so watch out! Snakes are elegant dressers, well-mannered, and always discrete. They always appear quiet and docile, but watch out, they never betray their true feelings. Their moves are planned out well in advance and they will hold their position to the bitter end. They can be evasive, and just when you think you have them, they slip away.

don't fuck with me

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #10 on:** Feb 16, 2005, 09:18:06 PM »

in the chinese calendar im a pig <_<
btw i got a new tattoo today wooo

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #11 on:** Feb 16, 2005, 10:52:28 PM »

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in the chinese calendar im a pig <_<

GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #12 on:** Feb 16, 2005, 11:54:40 PM »

I'm a dragon. And so is everyone else my age.

Did you guys know that tentacle pr0n goes back at least as far as the 18th century? Yes, it says 1800s but one of the pictures says "C18th."

http://www.heliograph-designs.co.uk/victor...ceph/index.html

Extra Zero · « **Reply #13 on:** Feb 16, 2005, 11:59:28 PM »

Yeah...I've had my suspicions. *backs out of topic*

MegatronYES · « **Reply #14 on:** Feb 17, 2005, 01:13:03 AM »

See this pos twas only two hours ago. I hope you're online. I'm gettin gtired of these racial slur afficionados.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Feb 17, 2005, 01:24:58 AM »

I'm a Metal Monkey, but anyone who goes to my website might know already seeing that was the page title for a while. Merla is a Fire Dragon.

http://www.chinavoc.com/zodiac/index.asp

If you want your element, go to your sign and chell out the "five types of...." link.

joe · « **Reply #16 on:** Feb 17, 2005, 01:33:11 AM »

Metal Monkeys unite! And I'll form... the head!

I guess we're a few members short for that. <_<

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Feb 17, 2005, 01:48:22 AM »

So I form... the ass?

joe · « **Reply #18 on:** Feb 17, 2005, 01:49:11 AM »

Nope, the chest. Choowoo!

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Feb 17, 2005, 01:57:32 AM »

We need someone to be our ass!

joe · « **Reply #20 on:** Feb 17, 2005, 01:58:27 AM »

Yeah well, find us some more metal monkeys then, woman!

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Feb 17, 2005, 01:59:16 AM »

You're the head, the thinking part is up to you!

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #22 on:** Feb 17, 2005, 02:01:03 AM »

I'm an earth dragon.

EARTH!

joe · « **Reply #23 on:** Feb 17, 2005, 02:06:51 AM »

I don't wanna think. If only I had arms I'd be playing with the chest.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Feb 17, 2005, 02:28:10 AM »

No you wouldn't.

Sam · « **Reply #25 on:** Feb 17, 2005, 02:32:22 AM »

I'm an Earth Sheep. Yes, you should all fear me.

I was surprised to find how accurate the description was. Especially:

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Earth as his element makes him conservative and careful. He won't like to waste money

Although he may be more adept at concealing his emotions, this particular Sheep is also prone to being neurotic and ultradefensive when criticized.

Then again, the rest of it is pretty much crap. And I'm sure I could find other descriptions that match me as well or better.

blanktoe · « **Reply #26 on:** Feb 17, 2005, 05:34:04 AM »

Fire snake here ! That mans no ass for me!

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #27 on:** Feb 17, 2005, 05:38:46 AM »

Fire snake. How suggestive.

blanktoe · « **Reply #28 on:** Feb 17, 2005, 05:40:31 AM »

Don't you have school in the morning?

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Feb 17, 2005, 06:06:04 AM »