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The D · « **on:** Aug 16, 2004, 01:34:35 PM »

I have returned. Sunburned.

I would rather be in Arizona for another week then have to work again, which I have to do in 2 hours. Stupid job.

I would say what I did in great detail but then I'd be making this into my own personal Blog. So I'll summarize.

I went and saw my aunt and uncle and their three kids (girl, 8; boy, 14; girl, 17). The family I love a lot even though they're a bunch of religious crackjobs.

We went to a water park, a shooting range, laser tag, rode bikes, a resort, a large mall, gameworks, Imax, and climbed a mountain.

And here's a picture my oldest cousin drew.

Max Con · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 16, 2004, 01:37:24 PM »

Did you have sex with her?

Incest is the best, put your family to the test!

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 16, 2004, 01:40:16 PM »

Incest is best! Why go across the street when you can go across the hallway?

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 16, 2004, 01:44:07 PM »

or just across the same room...if you're into that

Fiero · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 16, 2004, 03:08:55 PM »

If the girl looks anything like the drawing, I saw screw her.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 16, 2004, 04:23:37 PM »

GAG, GAG, and SUPREMO-GAG! :x

ekerou · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 16, 2004, 04:30:35 PM »

who were those gags directed towards?

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 16, 2004, 04:46:41 PM »

The members of the jury.

Fiero · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 16, 2004, 06:34:09 PM »

But she has an alluring flower in her hair!

The D · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 16, 2004, 10:25:56 PM »

*twitch*

*spazzes*

.........

She does not look LIKE that photo (which I didn't realize was so big), that's a picture of a character from Pita Ten.

And Jesus Christ....

*almost has a seizure*

Although, actually, she's my stepcousin, since she's not my uncle's kid and came from a different marrage... so she's not blood related. And she's pretty hot for a 17 year old, not that I noticed much.

.......

What the fuck is with you guys!?

(gives nuri ideas for new smilies)

Max Con · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 16, 2004, 11:55:37 PM »

Not even blood related?

Stick it to her, man!

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 06:36:57 AM »

yeah, seriously. what are you waiting for?

Fiero · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 10:19:51 AM »

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Not even blood related?

Stick it to her, man!

Up her, straight up her.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 07:45:21 PM »

Allow me!

The D · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 09:32:02 PM »

........

*gets castration shears*

Even if I wanted to screw her, I wouldn't be able to get near her. She'd say "No, Premarital sex is against the bible, mmmmkaaayyy"

Fiero · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 09:47:57 PM »

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........

*gets castration shears*

Even if I wanted to screw her, I wouldn't be able to get near her. She'd say "No, Premarital sex is against the bible, mmmmkaaayyy"

It's a game, man. She's playing hard to fuckin' get!

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 11:07:51 PM »

I agree, that whole staying a virgin until marriage is such a great boy-catching technique.

Fiero · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 11:09:16 PM »

See, straight from the horse's mouth. Is that a gift horse? Are you a gift, chels?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 18, 2004, 09:38:58 AM »

I couldn't even imagine going through all the hell & hassle of a wedding day, then being a nervous wreck about getting nasty with somebody for the first time on top of that. Or on bottom of that.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 18, 2004, 11:01:42 AM »

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See, straight from the horse's mouth. Is that a gift horse? Are you a gift, chels?

I was being facetious.

I was once considered gifted in elementary school. I sure fooled them when I got into junior high. They were so punk'd!

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 18, 2004, 03:33:01 PM »

When I was little, I was all about saving myself for marriage. Then as I got older, I realized it was because I wasn't all that crazy about the idea of having sex with someone in the first place.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #21 on:** Aug 18, 2004, 03:48:15 PM »

Like most things in life, it's more fun when you do it because you want to, not because you have to.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #22 on:** Aug 18, 2004, 06:20:14 PM »

sex is goooood

Fiero · « **Reply #23 on:** Aug 18, 2004, 07:57:40 PM »

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See, straight from the horse's mouth. Is that a gift horse? Are you a gift, chels?
I was being facetious.

I was once considered gifted in elementary school. I sure fooled them when I got into junior high. They were so punk'd!

I still say you're at least 15% gift. You're too pretty not to be. Yeah.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Aug 18, 2004, 11:44:00 PM »

15% is too low.

Fiero · « **Reply #25 on:** Aug 19, 2004, 07:47:43 AM »

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15% is too low.

Your right, but she's being defiant.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Aug 19, 2004, 01:33:11 PM »

But defiance in itself earns another percentage.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #27 on:** Aug 19, 2004, 06:55:32 PM »

So....16% gift?

Fiero · « **Reply #28 on:** Aug 19, 2004, 09:25:23 PM »

I wanted to say 40%, but I wasn't sure that was enough either.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #29 on:** Aug 20, 2004, 08:59:43 AM »

So she gets to keep 60% of herself, like commission sale stuff? :huh:

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