Author Topic: So my Older bro Twists his Testicle... (Read 5100 times)

Wickedly Yours E · « **on:** Feb 10, 2005, 08:45:47 AM »

Now, this is the lazy bro I'm talking about. I go to bed at ten, wake up an hour later and listen as my parents and him are getting ready to go to the ER. Apparently as it turns out, he twisted his left testicle and had some emergency surgery done. Minor thing really...
We figure the only way he could have strained himself enough for something like that was a week or so ago when he threw a temper tantrum over "How nobody listens to me and does anything for me!" and broke his doorframe.

I love karmic justice. I really do.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #1 on:** Feb 10, 2005, 10:54:06 AM »

Haha! Just like Dean Venture!

Sing-a-long Bernie · « **Reply #2 on:** Feb 10, 2005, 12:15:11 PM »

Do your balls hang low
Do they wobble to & fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Ahem....

*goes back to account analysis, albeit more awake*

Retarded_Phagey · « **Reply #3 on:** Feb 10, 2005, 12:33:39 PM »

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Now, this is the lazy bro I'm talking about. I go to bed at ten, wake up an hour later and listen as my parents and him are getting ready to go to the ER. Apparently as it turns out, he twisted his left testicle and had some emergency surgery done. Minor thing really...
We figure the only way he could have strained himself enough for something like that was a week or so ago when he threw a temper tantrum over "How nobody listens to me and does anything for me!" and broke his doorframe.

I love karmic justice. I really do.

Actually it's entirely possible to twist a testicle just by turning the wrong way, it's amazingly easy to do. I know this because I had a nephew have to go to the emergency room for the same thing, and all he did was stretch the wrong direction.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Feb 10, 2005, 12:43:06 PM »

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Haha! Just like Dean Venture!

My thoughts exactly!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #5 on:** Feb 10, 2005, 02:10:10 PM »

Say Emmy, did he scream "IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE KICKED ME IN THE ROCKS...AND FORGOT TO MOVE THEIR FOOT BACK!"?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #6 on:** Feb 10, 2005, 02:51:05 PM »

::atempts twistage::

It's not so easy. Maybe mine are just WAY TOO FUCKING HUGE.

The D · « **Reply #7 on:** Feb 10, 2005, 03:07:40 PM »

How exactly does one twist their testicle?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #8 on:** Feb 10, 2005, 03:40:14 PM »

Take in in your hand and turn your wrist sharply to one side whilst squeezing hard.

Oh, go on, do it. I've heard it's fun.

The D · « **Reply #9 on:** Feb 10, 2005, 04:04:05 PM »

I'd perfer a diagram or someone else to do the demonstration, kthx.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #10 on:** Feb 10, 2005, 07:04:15 PM »

Liar.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #11 on:** Feb 10, 2005, 07:48:19 PM »

Actually the testicles are supposed to have a sort of "Anchor" tissue that prevents that kind of twisting. As karmic luck would have it, my brother doesn't have that kind of tissue, so they cut'em open, twisted'em back, and made sure that they have some sort of anchor.

blanktoe · « **Reply #12 on:** Feb 10, 2005, 11:20:43 PM »

I am so sorry for your lost.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Feb 10, 2005, 11:28:53 PM »

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #14 on:** Feb 10, 2005, 11:35:27 PM »

So the... egg shape of the testicle is fine? That wasn't twisted?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #15 on:** Feb 10, 2005, 11:42:21 PM »

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So the... egg shape of the testicle is fine? That wasn't twisted?

His older brother's nut pulled an internal 180. The doctor turned it back and sewed it to the inside of the sack to keep it in place.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #16 on:** Feb 10, 2005, 11:46:49 PM »

Testicular Torsion

There, that ought to clear it all up. There aren't any pictures, so there's nothing to fear other than very specific text.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Feb 11, 2005, 12:22:33 AM »

Extra Zero · « **Reply #18 on:** Feb 11, 2005, 06:37:34 AM »

I forgot to include "STOP. TOUCH. AND TELL!"

MegatronYES · « **Reply #19 on:** Feb 11, 2005, 02:09:33 PM »

FUCKING HUGE.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #20 on:** Feb 14, 2005, 08:27:55 AM »

Huge as in so incredibly tiny your mind makes you thinkg they're huge in comparison to a peanut?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #21 on:** Feb 14, 2005, 12:19:03 PM »

Oooo. Good one. :rolleyes:

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #22 on:** Feb 14, 2005, 01:36:59 PM »

Get him some of these for Valentine's Day, Emmy :wub:

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #23 on:** Feb 14, 2005, 06:15:15 PM »

Nah.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #24 on:** Feb 14, 2005, 06:46:41 PM »

You could ask him "what's worse than a hurricane?" When he asks "what?"; you tell him "a testicle twister".

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #25 on:** Feb 14, 2005, 08:47:28 PM »

Or just kick him in the balls and twist the other so he has a matching pair.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Feb 14, 2005, 11:51:43 PM »

Zero's was better.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #27 on:** Feb 15, 2005, 12:20:47 AM »

Thank you.

blanktoe · « **Reply #28 on:** Feb 15, 2005, 12:23:06 AM »

You should save that quote.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #29 on:** Feb 15, 2005, 12:25:28 AM »

No... THIS is a quote...:

Holy Hero Tapion: Do you really think you could take Little Hercules?
ExtraZero08: Sure, if I kicked him in the face.

Author Topic: So my Older bro Twists his Testicle... (Read 5100 times)

Sing-a-long Bernie

Retarded_Phagey