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« on: Feb 09, 2005, 04:29:34 PM »
http://www.livejournal.com/users/bigdoug/250758.html

Don't follow any of the links the spammer posted, either. Most of them cause your browser to be spammed by nasty pics. Just like my journal entry.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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« Reply #1 on: Feb 09, 2005, 05:20:00 PM »
Report the asshole and stop bitching about it. And it is funny, cause it happened to you.
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« Reply #2 on: Feb 09, 2005, 06:25:20 PM »
EW.  I'm eating.  Good thing I didn't let that load.  

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« Reply #3 on: Feb 09, 2005, 06:39:36 PM »
That's alotta goatse!
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« Reply #4 on: Feb 09, 2005, 06:45:16 PM »
I thought that was a jelly donut at first.

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« Reply #5 on: Feb 09, 2005, 07:30:38 PM »
Wow.
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« Reply #6 on: Feb 10, 2005, 03:03:26 AM »
Nothing happened to me.
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

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« Reply #7 on: Feb 10, 2005, 07:52:33 AM »
Nor me.


Served!
10,000 steps down, round and round. One night on the town and I'm hellbound ... Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me. My little tower, seal my fate. Help me pay back, end their hate. Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me

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« Reply #8 on: Feb 10, 2005, 02:59:33 PM »
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Report the asshole and stop bitching about it. And it is funny, cause it happened to you.
Reporting it would do little since he's A) using multiple proxies to spam (probably other people's computers he's hacked) so he has no static IP address to track, and B) he was posting under anonymous. Livejournal wouldn't be able to do anything if he has no account.

In repsonse I've locked anonymous commenting.

In response to that, he makes a LJ account

Now I can do something about him. I've already banned that account from being able to touch my journal. However, he might make other accounts and try to spam with them, in which case I WILL be able to complain to Livejournal's staff. LJ will only take my complaint seriously if I've exausted every means of trying to stop him from spamming.


And to those who think this is funny, realize that these G * N * A * A people, as well as other trolls, hackers, script kiddies, and cockroaches of the internet could spam this board as well. Since Anon commenting is on, first he'd spam under anonymous. IP banning would fail because he has proxies. If you turn off Anon posting, he would make multiple accounts and spam with them. You could try deleting the accounts but he might make new ones as fast as you delete them. The only way he'd go away is if it was extremely difficult for him to spam anymore, like if Nuri locked down the board and prevented any new accounts from being formed.

Trust me, I too have gotten around bans at boards. None of those times were to spam them though. I'm not that lame.
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I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #9 on: Feb 10, 2005, 03:02:39 PM »
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Nor me.


Served!
Firefox?

I meant this link

http://LiveJournal.on.nimp.org/~livejournal (don't click, it's spam)

And it was more of a warning for those who use browsers like IE. IE won't block it. Firefox probably will.
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« Reply #10 on: Feb 10, 2005, 06:06:02 PM »
IE!

Nothing happened.
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« Reply #11 on: Feb 10, 2005, 07:03:03 PM »
You're probably just as desensitised to it as I am.
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« Reply #12 on: Feb 11, 2005, 02:11:16 PM »
I have Firefox, too. Nothing happened.
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« Reply #13 on: Feb 12, 2005, 09:49:51 PM »
Whatever.

Fuck.

It's gotten 10 times fucking worse. God, do these fuckers have any brain cells or any kind of life?

The bastards sent me a condition of surrender. It seems the entire group of spammers want a piece of me, unless I do one thing. I have to make a journal entry basically kissing their asses.

Naturally, I told them to go fuck themselves with a poker at 12000F.

They haven't spammed my journal yet, but they've attacked several of my friends journals several times.

The worst part of it, is somehow they got my cell phone number and sent me a death threat through the cell phone:

LOL FAG WE WILL NEVER STOP HITTING YOU WE WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU FUCKING LIVE AND FUCKING GET YOU FUCKING FAGGOT JEW KIKE
From: G N A A

Well this is fucking delightful. I have some homocidal geek hackers who are stalking me and want me dead. Fucking wonderful.
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I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #14 on: Feb 13, 2005, 12:20:19 AM »
*pfffftttt*
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« Reply #15 on: Feb 13, 2005, 12:27:43 AM »
GNAA?  What does that stand for?

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« Reply #16 on: Feb 13, 2005, 12:41:50 AM »
Gary Neuman Associates Administration.  Doug bad-mouthed "Cars".
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« Reply #17 on: Feb 13, 2005, 12:49:28 AM »
Hah heh heh ha ha ha ha!  :lol:  
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« Reply #18 on: Feb 13, 2005, 01:12:32 AM »
Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live in cars

Here in my car
I can only receive
I can listen to you
It keeps me stable for days in cars

Here in my car
Where the image breaks down
Will you visit me please
If I open my door in cars

Here in my car
You know I've started to think
About leaving tonight
Although nothing seems right in cars

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« Reply #19 on: Feb 13, 2005, 01:17:10 AM »
:: makes hig pitch whistle of the song with adam's apple ::
 
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« Reply #20 on: Feb 13, 2005, 01:36:17 AM »
Great, now you'll attract Doug's Goatse Cult.
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« Reply #21 on: Feb 13, 2005, 01:41:26 AM »
Must... ban... Doug...

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« Reply #22 on: Feb 13, 2005, 01:46:43 AM »
You'd have to ban guests too...
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« Reply #23 on: Feb 13, 2005, 01:50:50 AM »
No, not my precious guests!!  :(

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« Reply #24 on: Feb 13, 2005, 01:54:40 AM »
Monsieur, you would make Lumiere cry!  "No NO, not zee guests!"

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« Reply #25 on: Feb 13, 2005, 01:56:52 AM »
But what about the anti-social clock-guy?  Did you think about him?!
 
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« Reply #26 on: Feb 13, 2005, 02:00:30 AM »
Cogsworth can go fuck himself.  I know he's up to shit.  Why else would looking up a picture of Lumiere on Google result in a guy with a evil floppy cock?  You tell me that, mister!

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« Reply #27 on: Feb 13, 2005, 02:03:06 AM »
I can't say I have a response to that one...
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« Reply #28 on: Feb 13, 2005, 02:11:40 AM »
Cogsworth did it!  He was in love with Lumiere but Lumiere wanted the feather duster!  so he was all "That bastard!!  Here's a website with a cock!  Take that!"

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« Reply #29 on: Feb 13, 2005, 02:18:39 AM »
That's right one of the characters in Beauty and the Beast was a desktop...
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