Author Topic: Happy Birthday, Squirrel! (Read 5430 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Feb 08, 2005, 01:43:35 AM »

You be five years old.

What's that, middle-aged for you? Senior citizen?

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #1 on:** Feb 08, 2005, 06:54:20 AM »

Can you imagine a balding squirrel with a beer gut?

Happy Birthday!

Merla · « **Reply #2 on:** Feb 08, 2005, 07:09:09 AM »

Happy Birthday![/font]

Hey is this the same pantless squirrel that is also Nuri's son?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3 on:** Feb 08, 2005, 07:51:32 AM »

felizzzz cumpleanosss

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #4 on:** Feb 08, 2005, 04:33:35 PM »

My hamster is 3 - is that in a five-year-old squirrel's dating range? :huh:

No, wait - sexual preference is "toroid". Some other kind of inebriated tree mammal, no doubt. So happy birthday and many willing toroids for ya, DS!

Max Con · « **Reply #5 on:** Feb 08, 2005, 06:31:59 PM »

Stop having the same birthday as my father.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #6 on:** Feb 08, 2005, 06:37:45 PM »

today is my friend Kimmi's bday tooooo

Phagey · « **Reply #7 on:** Feb 08, 2005, 06:49:06 PM »

Happy birthday, you nut. Have you gotten your birthday blowjob yet?

blanktoe · « **Reply #8 on:** Feb 08, 2005, 09:33:00 PM »

You big ass nut eating drunk buck toothed bastard! Happy Birth day.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #9 on:** Feb 08, 2005, 11:28:48 PM »

He's probably got a mouthfull of nuts right now... how cute!

Bitch · « **Reply #10 on:** Feb 09, 2005, 08:41:39 AM »

Happy fucking whatever.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #11 on:** Feb 09, 2005, 03:15:40 PM »

*hic*

I'm still recovering. Many htanks. Ive lifed longer than most rodents my age. Alcahall is bettre than formal dehide for persevering the tisseus.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #12 on:** Feb 09, 2005, 03:21:16 PM »

Awww....that was so sweet of Faye to fly over and take you out!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #13 on:** Feb 09, 2005, 03:30:03 PM »

Look out for beads.