Author Topic: I should ditch my 'Evil' moniker... (Read 6850 times)

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **on:** Jan 31, 2005, 05:37:36 PM »

After coming home from Target buying a DVD player, I see a buncha kittens outside. They looked up at me with their big wide eyes, and I crumpled... They were foraging for food, and you could tell they weren't good at it.

I just gave my last can of tuna fish to a buncha hungry cats in the parking lot.

-.- I am weak.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 31, 2005, 07:00:22 PM »

Nah, because now those little shits will probably survive long enough to contribute to stray overpopulation and probably cause a car accident in the future when one of them darts out of a bush in the middle of the evening. That was a pretty evil act.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 31, 2005, 09:16:27 PM »

YAY!

But does it really count if they are a Cuban immigrant?

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #3 on:** Feb 01, 2005, 06:45:59 AM »

You could have at least called the humane society and have them pick them up.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Feb 01, 2005, 06:49:29 AM »

He IS evil. Bastard!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #5 on:** Feb 01, 2005, 08:37:38 AM »

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #6 on:** Feb 01, 2005, 10:07:03 AM »

Cats suck in my book, so what you did was sufficiently evil to merit retaining the title.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #7 on:** Feb 01, 2005, 10:29:44 AM »

There's something I'll always remember my ex fondly for - he found some little turdlicker abusing a cat one night, got the kid in a headlock and sloooooowly pulled his ghey dangly earring down through his earlobe.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #8 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 04:29:51 AM »

There's somesor t of story about my grandfather beating up some local shits for torturing kitties. I wish I could remember it.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 09:50:10 AM »

<--doesn't have any story about someone in her family saving a kitty

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 10:35:27 AM »

My dad told me he tortured kitties when he was little. =\

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #11 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 12:03:26 PM »

My older half brother used to glue their eyes shut and put them in the freezer. Something that I was told when I was 19. >.<

My mom decided to withhold this from me for 19 years while I talked to this already messed up man. Since it was the 70s and my Dad was a marine, he beat the kid up instead of sending him to get shock therapy.

Now he's a dumbass fuck who's probably a fag but keeps a variety of wives until they find out he's a lying freak.

Merla · « **Reply #12 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 12:51:26 PM »

This thread makes me sad.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 10:42:42 PM »

Now look what you did! :angry:

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #14 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 08:19:28 AM »

my grandma had a siamese cat. his name was monsieur and he was gay

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #15 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 08:43:25 AM »

We have a gay one, too. We got him a lavender collar.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #16 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 08:55:24 AM »

Reminds me of the George Carlin special where he showed pictures of his cat humping his dog. Not only were they gay, but they were transpecies...or whatever you call it when something screws something else not of its kind.

Merla · « **Reply #17 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 11:05:56 AM »

That reminds me of the two gay bunnies my friend Krista use to have. Heck with names like Juniper and Freesia I’d be gay too.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #18 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 11:46:56 AM »

Our male white-furred American Eskimo's preferred hump-buddy is one of our male black cats. Busting all kinds of taboos there.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Feb 04, 2005, 03:25:05 AM »

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my grandma had a siamese cat. his name was monsieur and he was gay

That's what happens when you give it a French name.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #20 on:** Feb 04, 2005, 09:40:01 AM »

b-but im planning on naming my first born son:Rainiere

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #21 on:** Feb 04, 2005, 09:51:34 AM »

You can't mean you'd have a problem with a gay son?! Think of alll the fun you'll have shopping together.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #22 on:** Feb 04, 2005, 05:57:26 PM »

no waaayy! I would LOOOVE to have a gay son!