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« on: Aug 11, 2004, 06:26:44 PM »
« Last Edit: Aug 11, 2004, 06:27:25 PM by tomduo »
I can kill a small child with only a lick.

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« Reply #1 on: Aug 11, 2004, 08:31:01 PM »
It's a freaking dildo!
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #2 on: Aug 11, 2004, 08:45:05 PM »
No, it's a drink mixer.
I can kill a small child with only a lick.

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« Reply #3 on: Aug 12, 2004, 10:18:22 AM »
With three replies it can't be that funny.

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« Reply #4 on: Aug 12, 2004, 05:29:32 PM »
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It's a freaking dildo!
a 11 inches dildo...\


i thought u were gonna talk about the "drexel shaft" cause we always use that phrase here, but then again, theres no way u could know about the grandious drexel shaft

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« Reply #5 on: Aug 12, 2004, 07:50:19 PM »
It LOOKS like a freaking dildo.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #6 on: Aug 12, 2004, 09:16:25 PM »
and odds are, it can be used as one too.
« Last Edit: Aug 12, 2004, 09:47:58 PM by Ekerou Etaou »
Benjy, quit bellowing.

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« Reply #7 on: Aug 13, 2004, 09:56:28 AM »
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this shaker works better than most as its top cover is set so that when you're done shaking all the liquid drains back into the shaker instead of that little bit the spills out like most shakers

Ha!
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« Reply #8 on: Aug 16, 2004, 11:41:09 AM »
:lol: