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B E C K · « **on:** Jul 31, 2012, 09:29:02 PM »

The three-breasted hooker lives on. From the Total Recall movie out this year:

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 01, 2012, 01:20:22 AM »

I knew she was gonna show up again. The preview for Total Recall before Dark Knight Rises had her in it. And even though we didn't get to see them, she did utter the line "I bet you wish you had three hands huh?" Actually this remake is looking less and less sucky as time goes on...but then again it still has Jessica Biel in it....but then it does have Kate Beckinsale in it...hmmmmmm.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 01, 2012, 01:57:59 AM »

Wait is that 3rd boob real? or just makeup?

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 01, 2012, 07:13:47 AM »

Posting about this girl caused Powet to get enough traffic to bring it to it's knees. Twice. I can't wait for this flick...

Fiero · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 01, 2012, 11:28:12 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Aug 01, 2012, 01:57:59 AM

Wait is that 3rd boob real? or just makeup?

Kaitlyn Leeb wants you to know that she does not have three breasts.

http://www.webpronews.com/kaitlyn-leeb-wants-you-to-know-she-doesnt-have-three-breasts-2012-07

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 01, 2012, 11:18:43 PM »

All three of those boobs look fake to me.

joe · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 01, 2012, 11:40:21 PM »

That woman looks fucking ridiculous.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 02, 2012, 12:36:14 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Aug 01, 2012, 11:18:43 PM

All three of those boobs look fake to me.

Yeah, that. Kinda wished they just added a third tit instead of a fake breastplate. And why does the future look so damn white in these movies? Apple took over everything? Also, I would've liked a grittier-looking chick than Jessica Biel. Someone like Michelle Rodriguez (but not necessarily her) who could kick your ass with her gaze. That was the thing I really liked about Rachel Ticotin in the original. But meh, I'll just go watch the old one and catch this for free whenever.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 02, 2012, 01:00:43 AM »

MR wouldn't just kick your ass but also rape it

Fiero · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 02, 2012, 11:10:08 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Aug 02, 2012, 01:00:43 AM

MR wouldn't just kick your ass but also rape it

And then stab you to death. And then go crash her car.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 02, 2012, 02:18:45 PM »

She calls these "Saturdays".

Fiero · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 02, 2012, 02:58:14 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Aug 02, 2012, 02:18:45 PM

She calls these "Saturdays".

She calls these 2PM.

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 02, 2012, 03:01:21 PM »

Michelle Rodriguez looks like the kinda person that always wakes up in a pool of something.

Fiero · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 02, 2012, 03:57:27 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Aug 02, 2012, 03:01:21 PM

Michelle Rodriguez looks like the kinda person that always wakes up in a pool of something.

Probably several somethings.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 02, 2012, 06:01:32 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Aug 02, 2012, 12:36:14 AM

And why does the future look so damn white in these movies? Apple took over everything?

*shudder* don't even say that.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 03, 2012, 12:41:32 AM »

I immensely prefer the messier futures presented in movies circa late 80's/early 90's where the new tech is cobbled together w/ old shit like tape decks and beta players.

Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 03, 2012, 03:06:07 AM »

I think they are just Minority Reporting it. I actually don't like the super slick future, mainly because we have never seen such a dramatic change in such a short time in real life. I find something more like Blade Runner...where there are still tons of older Architecture and tec, mixed in with new, much better.

Fiero · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 03, 2012, 11:16:06 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Aug 03, 2012, 03:06:07 AM

I think they are just Minority Reporting it. I actually don't like the super slick future, mainly because we have never seen such a dramatic change in such a short time in real life. I find something more like Blade Runner...where there are still tons of older Architecture and tec, mixed in with new, much better.

Well, a superior sci-fi movie based on a superior sci-fi novel is hopefully going to get it right.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 03, 2012, 12:01:54 PM »

But they were all based on works by Philip K. Dick. And the book and movie for Blade Runner are super-different. So I prefer to give the credit to Ridley Scott and the movie-making of that era.

Fiero · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 03, 2012, 12:44:06 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Aug 03, 2012, 12:01:54 PM

But they were all based on works by Philip K. Dick. And the book and movie for Blade Runner are super-different. So I prefer to give the credit to Ridley Scott and the movie-making of that era.

I actually was just bullshitting this time.

The D · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 03, 2012, 03:52:11 PM »

Heard it's gonna be PG-13 so I already know it's gonna suck. A Total Recall movie has to be R.

Also, you don't even get to see her tits directly on camera.

Fiero · « **Reply #21 on:** Aug 03, 2012, 05:05:46 PM »

Quote from: The D on Aug 03, 2012, 03:52:11 PM

Heard it's gonna be PG-13 so I already know it's gonna suck. A Total Recall movie has to be R.

Also, you don't even get to see her tits directly on camera.

Ah, not even fake tri-nips?

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Aug 03, 2012, 11:36:36 PM »

Wait, three nipples total or three per tit?

Fiero · « **Reply #23 on:** Aug 05, 2012, 12:04:30 PM »

I watched it. I actually enjoyed it. It's definitely not meant to be much like the original beyond the concept of this guy has a past was erased and then (action sequences) and then (plot resolution during action sequence).

Over all, I did like it. The science was terrible but my buddy reminded me that I should shut the fuck up about that.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Aug 05, 2012, 12:30:14 PM »

The science of... three tits?

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** Aug 06, 2012, 03:11:42 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Aug 03, 2012, 12:01:54 PM

But they were all based on works by Philip K. Dick. And the book and movie for Blade Runner are super-different. So I prefer to give the credit to Ridley Scott and the movie-making of that era.

Agree.

A bit of trivia that I know that just shows how much of a nerd I am...the title Blade Runner was actually taken from an unrelated, non Philip K. Dick, story about a future where guys are having smuggle illegal surgical instruments.

joe · « **Reply #26 on:** Aug 06, 2012, 10:14:27 AM »

Wow. That's just...

Why the fuck would they do that? It's so arbitrary.

I always wondered what the significance of the title was. Now I know there is none. It's complete bullshit.

Fiero · « **Reply #27 on:** Aug 06, 2012, 10:31:49 AM »

Oh, I forgot to mention:

The tits are shown on-screen, but briefly, including the nips.

But nobody will care now because we all now that none of the three are real.

joe · « **Reply #28 on:** Aug 06, 2012, 11:18:57 AM »

There were more than a few callbacks to the 1990 Total Recall, but the three-breasted hooker was the only one that felt completely out of place. It was udder nonsense and it didn't belong in this movie at all.

Fiero · « **Reply #29 on:** Aug 06, 2012, 02:16:39 PM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Aug 06, 2012, 11:18:57 AM

There were more than a few callbacks to the 1990 Total Recall, but the three-breasted hooker was the only one that felt completely out of place. It was udder nonsense and it didn't belong in this movie at all.

Completely true.

I kept waiting for an exploding head, though.