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« on: Jan 15, 2005, 11:45:38 AM »
It's all my mom's fault. Really. She forgot to pay the cable bill, so it and the Internet were shut off. Then she continued not paying it, and our black box was taken away. Now we're waiting for her to get a phone service for the house so my dad can get DSL through his work.

So, right now I'm at my dad's ork, sitting at someone else's bench and invading their crappy ass computer. It's so slow, and the monitor is tiny and dusty, and the guy doesn't take care of his computer or something, cause it just sucks. This place is awesome, though, cause someone gave me twenty bucks for vacuuming the shop.

So how was your few weeks?

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« Reply #1 on: Jan 15, 2005, 06:44:44 PM »
I ate a bunch of small children.
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 15, 2005, 10:23:45 PM »
Well, I acted in and co-directed a student zombie comedy film.

I swear, kids these days have ADD. It takes a fucking hour and a half to get everyone in line to film 5 minutes of footage.

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« Reply #3 on: Jan 15, 2005, 10:26:37 PM »
i didnt go to work tuesday, wednesday and thursday, i went on friday but was hangover as HELL, bought some clothes.good week. now im sick:'(

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« Reply #4 on: Jan 16, 2005, 12:04:25 AM »
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Well, I acted in and co-directed a student zombie comedy film.

I swear, kids these days have ADD. It takes a fucking hour and a half to get everyone in line to film 5 minutes of footage.
Heh, been there before.  It's alot harder getting voice work done.
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 16, 2005, 12:11:04 AM »
That sucks, Bitch.  I was worried you might've gone the way of joe for a minute.  Strangely, these past few weeks, my life feels like it's on an incline, yet emotionally I'm on a decline.  Go figure.  =\

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« Reply #6 on: Jan 16, 2005, 10:30:46 AM »
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So, right now I'm at my dad's ork
 
This humored me greatly.

Sorry it's not going well.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #7 on: Jan 16, 2005, 01:44:17 PM »
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That sucks, Bitch.  I was worried you might've gone the way of joe for a minute.
I thought joe was Drunken Squirrel now?

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« Reply #8 on: Jan 16, 2005, 09:48:00 PM »
No, I think he's Shwiggie.
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« Reply #9 on: Jan 17, 2005, 12:39:09 AM »
DS = Shwigs
DH =  joe ?

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« Reply #10 on: Jan 17, 2005, 12:41:05 AM »
No, DH is Don Henley.
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 18, 2005, 08:10:46 AM »
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Remember when the days were long
And rolled beneath a deep blue sky
Didn’t have a care in the world
With mommy and daddy standing by
When happily ever after fails
And we’ve been poisoned by these fairy tales
The lawyers dwell on small details
Since daddy had to fly

But I know a place where we can go
That’s still untouched by man
We’ll sit and watch the clouds roll by
And the tall grass wave in the wind
You can lay your head back on the ground
And let your hair fall all around me
Offer up your best defense
But this is the end
This is the end of the innocence

O’ beautiful, for spacious skies
But now those skies are threatening
They’re beating plowshares into swords
For this tired old man that we elected king
Armchair warriors often fail
And we’ve been poisoned by these fairy tales
The lawyers clean up all details
Since daddy had to lie

But I know a place where we can go
And was away this sin
We’ll sit and watch the clouds roll by
And the tall grass wave in the wind
Just lay your head back on the ground
And let your hair spill all around me
Offer up your best defense
But this is the end
This is the end of the innocence

Who knows how long this will last
Now we’ve come so far, so fast
But, somewhere back there in the dust
That same small town in each of us
I need to remember this
So baby give me just one kiss
And let me take a long last look
Before we say good bye

Just lay your head back on the ground
And let your hair fall all around me
Offer up your best defense
But this is the end
This is the end of the innocence
Oh, and Drunken Squirrel=Shwiggie.  And Judge Deliberata.  And Autoboto San.  And Dog Welder.  And Baytor.  And Bueno Excellente.  
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« Reply #12 on: Jan 18, 2005, 10:18:40 AM »
I had assumed some really interesting school project.  The optimism of fools.  :P  But $20 for vacuuming ain't a bad gig.  Go Bitch!
Tortures end me,
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Of all the pains, the greatest pain
is to love, and love in vain.

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« Reply #13 on: Jan 18, 2005, 01:43:13 PM »
If only Balloon Doggie would return...
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« Reply #14 on: Jan 18, 2005, 02:08:45 PM »
Blockbuster video is a not-fun job, WoW is engrossing, and more than half of my friends are horrible conniving people.
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

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« Reply #15 on: Jan 18, 2005, 02:20:32 PM »
"not-fun"?  Oooh, elaboration please.

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« Reply #16 on: Jan 18, 2005, 03:20:32 PM »
See: Work.
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« Reply #17 on: Jan 28, 2005, 09:54:14 AM »
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I ate a bunch of small children.
Were they good, or were they the tough, stringy type?

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« Reply #18 on: Jan 28, 2005, 06:48:35 PM »
A bit mixed.

A bit of salt totally made the difference, though.
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« Reply #19 on: Jan 31, 2005, 05:22:47 AM »
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See: Work.
But I wanted detail of the anecdotal variety!

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« Reply #20 on: Jan 31, 2005, 05:27:48 AM »
I live across the street from the Ice cream store that I work at, and the Blockbuster in which I was hired, but not the one where at I work. I work a few blocks down the street and all my coworkers there are frustrating people. Except for the two new guys who just got there. They kick ass. Oh, and Zacharias, too. But mostly the difficulty is the pass sales. You're given a goal of Movie Passes to sell each night, and it's just an absurd practice that I endure every work night.
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