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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2012, 11:48:24 PM »
Hell no.   :nono:

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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2012, 11:05:55 AM »
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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2012, 08:37:58 PM »
It does.  This one - :puke:

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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2012, 08:39:16 PM »
Although this one hotlinked from my directory might be more appropriate:

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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #5 on: Jun 04, 2012, 02:18:11 PM »
Fixed :D

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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #6 on: Jun 04, 2012, 06:38:10 PM »
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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #7 on: Jun 04, 2012, 10:49:09 PM »
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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #8 on: Jun 07, 2012, 05:42:59 AM »
I'd try it. but not the penis for god's sake. I would try a piece of ass, you know, like in Alive. It did look like beef jerky after all

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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #9 on: Jun 07, 2012, 09:44:19 AM »
Hey, ass wasn't on the menu.

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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #10 on: Jun 07, 2012, 04:08:12 PM »
I like big butts! That are battered and fried. Sliced and served on rye. *


*=Sung to the tune of "I like Big Butts" by Sir Mix-a-lot.

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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #11 on: Jun 07, 2012, 05:45:11 PM »
lol i think it was pretty obvious it was that song

maybe you were being sarcastic? im a little slow today

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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #12 on: Jun 07, 2012, 06:06:42 PM »
It was kinda joke in it's self, because anytime you use to see those songs like that they'd tell you what tune it was sung too.

I was also gonna keep going but I couldn't figure out anything for "When a girl walks in with a little bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung!"...although I did know that "sprung" was gonna be "Yum"

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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #13 on: Jun 07, 2012, 07:14:01 PM »


Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #14 on: Jun 08, 2012, 12:05:13 PM »
I'd try it. but not the penis for god's sake.

And that right there is why it never worked out between us ;)

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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #15 on: Jun 12, 2012, 03:00:18 AM »
I'd try it. but not the penis for god's sake.

And that right there is why it never worked out between us ;)

It was because you cut your hair, bb <3


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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #16 on: Jun 12, 2012, 01:21:57 PM »
B-but I grew a beard to compensate :(

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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #17 on: Jun 12, 2012, 02:28:43 PM »
B-but I grew a beard to compensate :(

Women love having their thighs tickled by that manly hair.
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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #18 on: Jun 12, 2012, 05:32:51 PM »
LOL!

I don't like beards that much, they make a man look like a hermit :(

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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #19 on: Jun 12, 2012, 06:33:26 PM »
LOL!

I don't like beards that much, they make a man look like a hermit :(

Hermits are smart and wise. You don't want a man who's smart and wise?
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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #20 on: Jun 12, 2012, 06:55:52 PM »
LOL I forgot you have a beard too

I guess it depends on how long the beard is. No girl wants to go out with Grizzly Adams

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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #21 on: Jun 12, 2012, 07:56:43 PM »
But Grizzly Adams married and had 3 children so apparently someone wanted to.

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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #22 on: Jun 12, 2012, 07:59:23 PM »
I heard that guys with beards don't take care of their personal appearance.....DOWN THERE

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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #23 on: Jun 12, 2012, 08:21:15 PM »
Ha ha, it's a jungle down there.

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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #24 on: Jun 12, 2012, 08:45:47 PM »
I heard that guys with beards don't take care of their personal appearance.....DOWN THERE

I don't trim at the moment. I've heard some women like that, but I've not personally encountered one in a way that would cause me to start.
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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #25 on: Jun 12, 2012, 09:02:36 PM »
I heard that guys with beards don't take care of their personal appearance.....DOWN THERE

I don't trim at the moment.

Ah, so Viking braids then.

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« Reply #26 on: Jun 13, 2012, 10:35:01 AM »
I heard that guys with beards don't take care of their personal appearance.....DOWN THERE

I don't trim at the moment.

Ah, so Viking braids then.

If you'd like to help me braid them, sure.

It's not that long, though.
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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #27 on: Jun 13, 2012, 12:11:24 PM »
Then why would you need my help?  :blink:

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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #28 on: Jun 13, 2012, 01:08:51 PM »
I hate facial hair almost as much as I hate pubes!

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Re: Nom nom
« Reply #29 on: Jun 13, 2012, 03:11:35 PM »
Then why would you need my help?  :blink:

Because I don't know how to braid.
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