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« on: Jan 12, 2005, 01:59:33 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: Jan 12, 2005, 02:35:33 PM »
Oh my god are you serious.  That's like the funnies thing ever.  I think I'm gonna go chunk my girlfriend through a hockey net now.
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 12, 2005, 03:20:44 PM »
Damn, Fiero, I thought Eddie's hockey withdrawal this non-season was bad.  :lol:  

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« Reply #3 on: Jan 13, 2005, 08:25:42 AM »
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Damn, Fiero, I thought Eddie's hockey withdrawal this non-season was bad.  :lol:
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 13, 2005, 12:16:36 PM »
Sorry - misery  :wub: company!

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« Reply #5 on: Jan 13, 2005, 01:01:53 PM »
Holy crap, that was insane.  I think she hit her head on the rim though (ouch).

*Has slightly more respect for cheerleaders now*



*plays the game*  :D  
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 13, 2005, 02:01:02 PM »
I've already sent that on to several people.  Great stuff!  That little lady definitely has "teh skillz".
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 13, 2005, 06:39:00 PM »
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Holy crap, that was insane.  I think she hit her head on the rim though (ouch).

*Has slightly more respect for cheerleaders now*



*plays the game*  :D
I wonder if some of her hair got caught on the little hoops that hold up the net.
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 14, 2005, 12:27:33 AM »
It felt like she was used or something, like some inanimate bimbo-shaped object to be thrown through a hoop by a bunch of rowdy, retarded guys. Especially when you look at that fucking game with the stuff the cheerleader says.

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« Reply #9 on: Jan 14, 2005, 08:10:45 AM »
I wonder if she had ever been hit on the back of the head before...
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« Reply #10 on: Jan 14, 2005, 11:29:08 AM »
That lady must be a stick.  No way hips or boobs would fit through a basketball hoop.  I like how they spend the first few seconds afterwards completely ignoring the cheerleader.  "Forget her!  Let's make out!"  "Oh DUDE!  You're totally making out!!"
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 14, 2005, 12:13:25 PM »
I made Junior Junior Varsity.

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« Reply #12 on: Jan 14, 2005, 08:57:41 PM »
does that mean you were a pre pre popular girl or a popular girl in training?

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« Reply #13 on: Jan 15, 2005, 07:38:52 AM »
I have a friend who's a cheerleader, and I swear he's not gay.
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« Reply #14 on: Jan 15, 2005, 10:41:18 AM »
Don't lie.

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« Reply #15 on: Jan 15, 2005, 01:49:25 PM »
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I have a friend who's a cheerleader, and I swear he's not gay.
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one of my closest friends, hes a cheerleader too, hes not ute but his personality is AWESOME and hes always surrounded by at least 5 cute girls!(i know hes not gay cause he was dating one of my best friends for like 2 and a half years)

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« Reply #16 on: Jan 16, 2005, 12:19:08 AM »
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does that mean you were a pre pre popular girl or a popular girl in training?
I don't know.  I got that from the game BTW.  I was never cheerleading anything in school.

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« Reply #17 on: Jan 18, 2005, 08:06:06 AM »
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I have a friend who's a cheerleader, and I swear he's not gay.
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one of my closest friends, hes a cheerleader too, hes not ute but his personality is AWESOME and hes always surrounded by at least 5 cute girls!(i know hes not gay cause he was dating one of my best friends for like 2 and a half years)
There was an Archie story about this once, when Archie quite the Riverdale High football team and the players were pissed to find that he joined the cheerleaders.  He told them he had asked himself whether he'd rather hold hands with a bunch of pretty girls or bang heads with a bunch of ugly guys.  Then the whole team asked the cheerleader sponsor if they could join, too.

I knew a guy in college who was on cheerleader scholarship who would have probably messed somebody up if they'd called him gay.  Dude had to have been around 6' 2" and 200 lbs.  Cool guy, actually...the rest of us would hang at his place and watch all the hotties from the pom squad and cheerleaders flock around.
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« Reply #18 on: Jan 18, 2005, 08:21:53 AM »
now that I remember, this friend I'm talking about is working now(obviously as a cheerleader) for the Philly Souls, that soccer team whose owner is Bon Jovi(and the guys in the real world were working at)
I know this other male cheerleader(in drexel) that is a ho

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« Reply #19 on: Jan 18, 2005, 10:00:06 AM »
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I knew a guy in college who was on cheerleader scholarship who would have probably messed somebody up if they'd called him gay.

Reminds me of a guy at the rink where Eddie used to play hockey.  Damn good figure skater, pretty-boy looks; got all kinds of shit from the hockey guys until they found out their girlfriends would hang with him while waiting for the games to finish. One of them broke off with hockey dude & hooked up with him.  He practices at another rink now in the interest of his continued health.  :P  
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