I'm auditioning to be Optimus Prime...

[IDE]

They say you can't be over 6'1"...I'm 6'2" so I hope there is a little leeway here.

They also say you can't be over 175 lbs...I'm 215 lbs, but I'm hoping that weight limit is just there to shut down fatties and not discriminate against aesthetically superior beings like myself.

April 22...it's on.

[B E C K]

Optimus Prime in what exactly?

[joe]

Transformers: The Musical.

[Rama]

6' 1" seems a little short for Prime...by about 25 feet.

[IDE]

There is a new Transformers ride at Universal Studios.  They pay you like 20+ an hour to walk around on stilts being Optimus Prime and taking pictures with people.

My friend told me they're height nazis though...

[joe]

What, like with gas chambers and firing squads and whatnot?

I wouldn't risk it.

[B E C K]

[Rumble]

There is a new Transformers ride at Universal Studios.  They pay you like 20+ an hour to walk around on stilts being Optimus Prime and taking pictures with people.

That sounds more like a community service punishment than a job you should addition for

[B E C K]

Ha!  It kinda does now that I think about it.

[Rumble]

Has IDE been seen since the audition?
Maybe joe was right about the gas chambers and such

[B E C K]

Awww...  I'll miss that horny old Jew.

[joe]

IDE is Jewish? For realsies?

Wait, I think I've found a picture of him with one of his myriad lady friends:

[Rama]

Why else would casting Nazi kill him? He must be Jewish.

[Rumble]

He could be a gypsy

[Rama]

Or gay.

[B E C K]

I'll miss that horny old gay gypsy.