Author Topic: What? TWELVE? (Read 8734 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Feb 08, 2012, 09:24:01 PM »

You are the oldest squirrel I know. And the drunkest.

joe · « **Reply #1 on:** Feb 08, 2012, 09:36:09 PM »

Possibly the oldest active joke ID on the internet...?

Or is it more that the Shwiggie persona has simply been supplanted?

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Feb 08, 2012, 09:37:42 PM »

Are you saying he doesn't hoard nuts in his spare time?

Fiero · « **Reply #3 on:** Feb 08, 2012, 09:49:29 PM »

So you're saying he likes nuts?

And he puts them in holes?

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Feb 09, 2012, 02:40:09 AM »

At least in his mouth.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #5 on:** Feb 09, 2012, 08:05:38 PM »

Thank you! Twelve years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable people. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Quote from: joerammstein on Feb 08, 2012, 09:36:09 PM

Possibly the oldest active joke ID on the internet...?

I think Bueno Excellente has this one persona beat, however...it's seen action on both Buttalk and Facebook.

Quote from: Fiero on Feb 08, 2012, 09:49:29 PM

So you're saying he likes nuts?

And he puts them in holes?

Quote from: Rama on Feb 09, 2012, 02:40:09 AM

At least in his mouth.

What, are you guys missing anything? I could chell my hoard, but I throw out the tiny shriveled ones.

Sam · « **Reply #6 on:** Feb 15, 2012, 11:07:08 AM »

I can't decide if that's an insult or not.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #7 on:** Feb 15, 2012, 08:17:26 PM »

My work is complete.

Rama · « **Reply #8 on:** Feb 15, 2012, 09:04:11 PM »

I took it as he only wants huge meaty nuts in his mouth, and thus I take no offense to it.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #9 on:** Feb 16, 2012, 03:40:11 PM »

You just wish your nuts were big as mine.

Testicle envy is an ugly thing. Suffer!

Edit: Sorry...thought I hit quote, hit modify instead. I put everything back the way it was.

« Last Edit: Feb 16, 2012, 10:23:33 PM by Rama »

S'alright...I do it all the time.

Rumble · « **Reply #10 on:** Feb 16, 2012, 04:47:01 PM »

If someone said to me my nuts were pretty big for a squirrel, I'd probably cry

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Feb 16, 2012, 10:24:14 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 16, 2012, 03:40:11 PM

You just wish your nuts were big as mine.

Testicle envy is an ugly thing. Suffer!

Woah! Woah! Testicles? I was talking about nuts...you know like Walnuts and the like. I can't believe that this whole discussion has had some dirty double meaning.

joe · « **Reply #12 on:** Feb 16, 2012, 10:45:48 PM »

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

The D · « **Reply #13 on:** Feb 20, 2012, 04:33:29 PM »

I'm a just gonna leave this here:

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Feb 21, 2012, 07:08:42 PM »

Quote from: Rumble on Feb 16, 2012, 04:47:01 PM

If someone said to me my nuts were pretty big for a squirrel, I'd probably cry

Also, joe's huge post of squirrel-bags is down-right hypnotic.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #15 on:** Feb 08, 2013, 09:47:15 PM »

im a teanagre n ow!

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Feb 09, 2013, 11:07:21 PM »

Look out, he's gonna rebel!

Rumble · « **Reply #17 on:** Feb 11, 2013, 04:07:50 PM »

Happy belated bday

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Feb 12, 2013, 01:42:51 PM »

This is a Green board....we recycle threads!

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #19 on:** Feb 12, 2013, 08:43:27 PM »

It's the responsible thing to do.

A capacity for which I am not known.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #20 on:** Feb 13, 2013, 12:13:45 PM »

happy birthdaaaayy

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Feb 13, 2013, 11:02:59 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Feb 12, 2013, 01:42:51 PM

This is a Green board....we recycle threads!

Recycling threads saves forum-trees!

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** Feb 14, 2013, 02:23:15 AM »

Yeah, but I use three times more toilet paper then I need in the forum bathroom.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Feb 20, 2013, 04:27:18 PM »

Use the shells.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #24 on:** Feb 22, 2013, 10:08:21 PM »

There are three of them.