Author Topic: Rama's Unbirthday Thread! (Read 12390 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Jan 12, 2012, 11:17:56 PM »

Who doesn't love fuckin' M&M's?

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 13, 2012, 12:55:17 AM »

*Raises hand*

joe · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 13, 2012, 03:38:25 AM »

I prefer eatin' 'em.

But only the peanut variety, as they are obviously superior in every way.

Happy Birthday, Rama. Welcome to the Ancient Brotherhood.

Fiero · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 13, 2012, 01:58:48 PM »

Haha you're older than you were.

IDE · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 13, 2012, 04:55:23 PM »

How many drug dealers have you robbed?

How many ruffians have you beaten down?

How many teachers have you banged?

You're not living man!

You're dying!

Happy Birthday.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 15, 2012, 11:01:26 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Jan 13, 2012, 12:55:17 AM

*Raises hand*

You don't love M&Ms? You're a monster! An unbirthday monster!

joe · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 16, 2012, 12:00:57 AM »

So.

Was there cake, or what?

What sort of gifts did you receive?

Socks?

Rama · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 16, 2012, 01:52:51 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 15, 2012, 11:01:26 PM

Quote from: Rama on Jan 13, 2012, 12:55:17 AM
*Raises hand*

You don't love M&Ms? You're a monster! An unbirthday monster!

It's not that I don't love them. I mean I wouldn't turn them down if offered to me. They are just not my favorite. And I don't really want to fuck any candy. Besides I don't want to take any lip from a woman that doesn't like Cherry Kool-Aid.

Quote from: joerammstein on Jan 16, 2012, 12:00:57 AM

So.

Was there cake, or what?

What sort of gifts did you receive?

Socks?

There was a cake. A Universal Monster Cake.

I got two leatherbound books. Dracula and The Portrait of Dorian Gray. I also got Lion-O and Mumm-Ra Classics figure and The Mummy (1932) on DVD. But the latter didn't get here in time and is still in the mail...even though it was suppose to arrive on the 11th.

IDE · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 16, 2012, 04:56:06 PM »

Yeah I have to back him on the whole M&M thing. They're good, but not worth buying IMO. The peanut butter ones were the best.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 18, 2012, 12:56:28 AM »

I actually don't even eat them anymore. Heh. And Kool-aid. BLEH.

joe · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 18, 2012, 01:56:36 AM »

Kool-Aid is nasty.

Dorian Gray, huh? I finally finished it tonight. Got better towards the end, but man, there were some rough patches in that book.

Fiero · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 18, 2012, 04:31:34 PM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Jan 18, 2012, 01:56:36 AM

Kool-Aid is nasty.

Dorian Gray, huh? I finally finished it tonight. Got better towards the end, but man, there were some rough patches in that book.

Since kool-aid is sort of build-your-own, it's as nasty as you make it.

joe · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 18, 2012, 04:36:02 PM »

Nope.

I'm talking about the fundamental essence of all Kool-Aid, that powder in the packet.

It all tastes nasty.

And it's nasty for you.

Fiero · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 18, 2012, 07:18:30 PM »

Well, I can agree with that last part.

We used to call it bug juice in Boy Scouts.

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 19, 2012, 12:44:03 AM »

Maybe Canadian Kool-Aid is different. You know...cause of the metric system or something like that. Or maybe they put gravy on it.

Sam · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 19, 2012, 09:37:56 AM »

They freeze it and dip it in mayo.

joe · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 19, 2012, 01:30:28 PM »

Mayo is a banned substance in Canada.

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 19, 2012, 02:43:57 PM »

Rama have you seen Boy God aka Stone Boy:

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Sam · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 23, 2012, 08:59:14 AM »

Oh right, that's Europeans that like the fries with mayo.

It's just that poutine seemed like such a low-hanging fruit for a joke.

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 23, 2012, 02:40:40 PM »

Ain't no such thing as too low-hanging fruit for a joke. Especially if it is poutine.

Fiero · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 23, 2012, 04:34:05 PM »

I'm pretty sure poutine would only be considered a fruit by the US congress and no one else.

joe · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 23, 2012, 11:26:16 PM »

What? Poutine is McDonald's fries in KFC gravy. It doesn't get much more American than that.

IDE · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 24, 2012, 12:44:28 PM »

Don't forget the cheese curd!

They serve "poutine" without the cheese curd in a bar around here and call it disco fries.

Fiero · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 24, 2012, 04:28:27 PM »

Well, Canada is known for their discotecha.

Rama · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 24, 2012, 04:54:54 PM »

I thought they were 10 years behind...not 40.

Fiero · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 24, 2012, 07:38:05 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Jan 24, 2012, 04:54:54 PM

I thought they were 10 years behind...not 40.

Let's all go to the mall!

Rama · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 25, 2012, 01:50:03 AM »

"If this is the 90's...why does it look like the 80s?"

Rumble · « **Reply #27 on:** Feb 13, 2012, 03:25:33 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jan 13, 2012, 04:55:23 PM

How many drug dealers have you robbed?

How many ruffians have you beaten down?

How many teachers have you banged?

You're not living man!

Does robbing ruffians, beating down teachers and banging drug dealers earn any points?

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Feb 14, 2012, 01:24:38 AM »

Kool-aid points. And you mail them in and get a free Jello mold!

Rumble · « **Reply #29 on:** Feb 14, 2012, 01:44:04 PM »

I don't like jello