Happy Birthday Chelsey!

[B E C K]

Wherever you are.   

You know, the other day I was just wondering aloud what happened to Chelsey since I just assume when people leave that they get lives or something.  And Merla was all "I think she's dead".    And I looked at her all "WTF, man" and she was all "Well, she had those fainting spells".  I don't remember anything about that.  Maybe "boobs for Kerry" obscured everything.  Anyway, Merla's a bad panda.   

[Rama]

I don't remember the fainting spell either. I do remember her getting real mad when I called her kid once.

[Fiero]

I hope she's not.

I barely remember her.

But I still wouldn't wish her dead.

[Rama]

I bet Fiero killed her and has buried in his backyard as we speak.

[Fiero]

I don't have a backyard.

So she's in my room mates tub.

[Rama]

Well I hope the acid has done it's work by now.

[IDE]

I vaguely remember that name.

you know who I do remember all of a sudden?

Bitch.

What happened to her I wonder...

[Fiero]

Well I hope the acid has done it's work by now.

But that would ruin the corpse.

[Rama]

Didn't know the point was to keep it.

[B E C K]

I vaguely remember that name.

you know who I do remember all of a sudden?

Bitch.

What happened to her I wonder...

Last I recall she went into the army, didn't she?  They need more bitches in the army.

[IDE]

Aww...well she's probably getting pounded out all day then.  That's what I hear anyway.  People just sneak off to bang in all sorts of inconspicuous places every chance they get.