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I just did what can't be done...
« on: Dec 12, 2011, 07:10:16 PM »
Most guys my age become invisible to 18 yr old girls.  Like they're a walking suit with floating glasses and nothing more in their eyes.


But not I, Asgard's favorite son needs not fame nor fortune to be seen by 18 yr old girls.


Today is a day that will live in infamy! 12/12

FOR I HAVE RETURNED TO THE PURE SOURCE!

18 YR OLD BERGINA!

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Re: I just did what can't be done...
« Reply #1 on: Dec 12, 2011, 08:35:13 PM »
YOU'RE  FUCKING HERO!! NOW SHUT UP AND LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT!

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Re: I just did what can't be done...
« Reply #2 on: Dec 12, 2011, 09:19:41 PM »
Oh. Given the title of this thread I thought you had hauled 400 cases of Coors beer from Texarkana to Georgia in 28 hours to win a bet.

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Re: I just did what can't be done...
« Reply #3 on: Dec 12, 2011, 11:42:01 PM »
For a second I thought spam had made it on the main board.  Well... I guess in a way it has.

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Re: I just did what can't be done...
« Reply #4 on: Dec 13, 2011, 08:07:12 AM »
Most guys my age become invisible to 18 yr old girls.  Like they're a walking suit with floating glasses and nothing more in their eyes.
You make this sound like some injustice.  I wonder how many ladies your age did you give the time of day when you were 18?

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Re: I just did what can't be done...
« Reply #5 on: Dec 13, 2011, 03:09:55 PM »
What was this I heard about a Golden Girls fivesome?

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Re: I just did what can't be done...
« Reply #6 on: Dec 13, 2011, 09:05:40 PM »
Most guys my age become invisible to 18 yr old girls.  Like they're a walking suit with floating glasses and nothing more in their eyes.
You make this sound like some injustice.  I wonder how many ladies your age did you give the time of day when you were 18?

How old is he? There are definitely some 30-somethings I would have been happy to bed, if I had any amount of courage at that age.
« Last Edit: Dec 13, 2011, 09:49:12 PM by Fiero »
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: I just did what can't be done...
« Reply #7 on: Dec 13, 2011, 09:44:16 PM »
Most guys my age become invisible to 18 yr old girls.  Like they're a walking suit with floating glasses and nothing more in their eyes.
You make this sound like some injustice.  I wonder how many ladies your age did you give the time of day when you were 18?

How old is he? There definitely some 30-somethings I would have been happy to bed, if I had any amount of courage at that age.


I agree with fiero.  I'd have slammed them out too. So yes, it is an injustice.