Author Topic: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread! (Read 29904 times)

IDE · « **Reply #30 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 11:47:07 PM »

Like what? Wrap my brush in cellophane and have chicks asking questions about it?

Fiero · « **Reply #31 on:** Dec 28, 2011, 12:16:55 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Dec 27, 2011, 11:47:07 PM

Like what? Wrap my brush in cellophane and have chicks asking questions about it?

Yes.

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Dec 28, 2011, 12:36:16 AM »

They'll probably just assume you have it wrapped like that for your poopshoot.

Fiero · « **Reply #33 on:** Dec 28, 2011, 12:49:25 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Dec 28, 2011, 12:36:16 AM

They'll probably just assume you have it wrapped like that for your poopshoot.

Well that would take all the fun of it.

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** Dec 28, 2011, 12:53:12 AM »

Are you suuuuuuure?

Rama · « **Reply #35 on:** Dec 28, 2011, 01:27:02 AM »

I always liked the idea of a his and hers bath off the Master Bedroom. That way you don't have to worry about all the seat up/ seat down stuff...among other things.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #36 on:** Dec 28, 2011, 10:46:29 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Dec 27, 2011, 12:33:42 PM

It's not. Making a girl desperate to take a piss have to touch a grody toilet seat with her hands is.

This is absurd. A guy has to raise the seat to piss so he's guaranteed to do the same. If he has to put it back down he has to touch it twice and the woman touches it zero times. That's unfair.

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Can't you just aim for the tinier hole?

Yes. Do you mind sitting on the drops of piss that deviate from the stream?

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it grosses me out more to know the lid was up and fecal and pee-pee mist is going everywhere.

No one shits with the seat up.

Rama · « **Reply #37 on:** Dec 28, 2011, 11:25:05 AM »

Trying to get a guy to do something they are unwilling to do is pretty much modus operandi for the female sex.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #38 on:** Dec 28, 2011, 12:13:23 PM »

Same goes the other way, only instead of a large breadth of targets it's just penis in the mouth.

Fiero · « **Reply #39 on:** Dec 28, 2011, 01:07:09 PM »

Quote from: Adam on Dec 28, 2011, 12:13:23 PM

Same goes the other way, only instead of a large breadth of targets it's just penis in the mouth.

I believe you are missing at least one other common target. Not all men want it, though.

B E C K · « **Reply #40 on:** Dec 29, 2011, 12:52:12 PM »

Quote from: Adam on Dec 28, 2011, 10:46:29 AM

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Can't you just aim for the tinier hole?
Yes. Do you mind sitting on the drops of piss that deviate from the stream?

Women do that shit, too, so there'd be no real difference. Pubes, piss, blood, too.

Quote from: Adam on Dec 28, 2011, 10:46:29 AM

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it grosses me out more to know the lid was up and fecal and pee-pee mist is going everywhere.
No one shits with the seat up.

Huh? I'm talking about shutting the lid before you flush. Where does shitting with the seat up come from?

Fiero · « **Reply #41 on:** Dec 29, 2011, 04:41:40 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Dec 29, 2011, 12:52:12 PM

Quote from: Adam on Dec 28, 2011, 10:46:29 AM
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Can't you just aim for the tinier hole?
Yes. Do you mind sitting on the drops of piss that deviate from the stream?

Women do that shit, too, so there'd be no real difference. Pubes, piss, blood, too.

Quote from: Adam on Dec 28, 2011, 10:46:29 AM
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it grosses me out more to know the lid was up and fecal and pee-pee mist is going everywhere.
No one shits with the seat up.

Huh? I'm talking about shutting the lid before you flush. Where does shitting with the seat up come from?

Well that makes some more sense. But there's always going to be shit particles getting out while you're laying the pipe as well.

Rama · « **Reply #42 on:** Dec 29, 2011, 05:05:46 PM »

I think this just all boils down too...Shit Happens.

Fiero · « **Reply #43 on:** Dec 29, 2011, 08:46:12 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Dec 29, 2011, 05:05:46 PM

I think this just all boils down too...Shit Happens.

Hey, you should put that on a bumper sticker and sell it.

IDE · « **Reply #44 on:** Jan 01, 2012, 01:32:15 AM »

Wait what do you mean "Women do that shit too..." I've never seen a woman leave anything on the seat. They're shooting it right into the water from the sitting position.

Do you understand what he's talking about?

It's the reason we have to put the seat up to begin with.

B E C K · « **Reply #45 on:** Jan 03, 2012, 12:28:17 AM »

Women leave all kinds of crap on the seat. I assume because these women are skanks. I'm talking about work and other public toilets and all but still. I don't know how the hell they do it either. I don't find them and ask.

IDE · « **Reply #46 on:** Jan 03, 2012, 05:37:06 AM »

Is it because they're hovering?

Fiero · « **Reply #47 on:** Jan 03, 2012, 11:28:29 AM »

Some probably do hover.

But it's a cycle.

Because if they weren't hovering they might not feel so gross about all the shit on the seat because it wouldn't be there.

Maybe.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #48 on:** Jan 03, 2012, 12:35:17 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Dec 29, 2011, 12:52:12 PM

Huh? I'm talking about shutting the lid before you flush. Where does shitting with the seat up come from?

Oh I thought you meant the seat, not the lid. Yeah I don't put the seat down unless the cats are around.

joe · « **Reply #49 on:** Jan 03, 2012, 12:39:39 PM »

What, like when they're over for a Sunday afternoon visit?

B E C K · « **Reply #50 on:** Jan 03, 2012, 09:28:56 PM »

Aw, I remember when my old kitty used to drink from the bowl. Good times. But one of our current ones decided he liked to pee on the grass-like carpet and now none of 'em are allowed in there anymore.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #51 on:** Jan 04, 2012, 11:05:57 AM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Jan 03, 2012, 12:39:39 PM

What, like when they're over for a Sunday afternoon visit?

My cats have stuffed noses so I put them in the bathroom when I take my shower. Also they follow me in the bathroom sometimes. If there's a cat in the bathroom, I will put the lid down.

B E C K · « **Reply #52 on:** Dec 22, 2012, 11:54:16 PM »

Fine, fine, let's rename this D's Belated Cyber-Monday B-day Thread. We like recycling at this board.

This seemed appropriate.

Fiero · « **Reply #53 on:** Dec 23, 2012, 10:47:52 PM »

My room mate's cat runs into the bathroom whenever I head there to take a shit.

It really bothers me. If I've got a train coming, then that train doesn't stop for cats.

B E C K · « **Reply #54 on:** Dec 25, 2012, 12:12:18 AM »

My cat Twiggy does that. I don't even see him actually do it, I just hear a "whoosh" and see the shower curtain billow as he scurries behind it.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #55 on:** Dec 27, 2012, 08:45:42 AM »

My daughter does that, especially in the mornings. She even cuts the paper toilet in pieces accordingly

B E C K · « **Reply #56 on:** Dec 30, 2012, 11:49:57 PM »

How old is your daughter now? I tend to lose track of the whole people aging thing.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #57 on:** Jan 01, 2013, 08:19:13 AM »

She's going to be 3 in March.
3 years of her life, 20 years of my youth sucked away

B E C K · « **Reply #58 on:** Jan 02, 2013, 09:22:25 PM »

THREE? Holy crap, tell her to slow down. Wasn't she just born?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #59 on:** Jan 04, 2013, 03:22:31 AM »

lol Id rather her be 3 already, thats when they "officially" start kindergarten